Journalism and Holding Hands Replace Actual Sex at Harvard
Gawker's already linked to this video of Harvard students "debating" sex on World Savior Al Gore's start-up cable channel Current, and we thought it's particularly relevant, as many of you are now on spring break thinking: are Harvard students having sex? The answer: probably not, and if they are, it's gross, disgusting sex. There's so much nerdiness here it's adorable/frightening.
Watch closely: there's Katarina Cieplak-von Baldegg (is this seriously even a name? Remind me not to marry her so my children can avoid the curse of having twenty-seven hyphens in their name), the founding editor of the Harvard sex magazine H-bomb talking disengenuously about how the magazine is as much "not about sex" as it is about it (the real reason for the magazine? As this is Ivy League, it's probably just a resume-builder - according to Gawker, Cieplak-von Baldegg has since been hired at Current).
And then there are the Weirds at True Love Revolution: notice out the way green-shirted guy is rubbing his girlfriend's hand! He literally can't let go. I mean, it's so rhythmic, it's practically like sex! Who needs sex, especially when you can hold and caress your girlfriend's arm in a super-creepy way like all day long!
Only at Harvard. Right?
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March 19th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
*yawn* oh harvard… you’re so original… big fans of “Sex Week”?
March 19th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
so i don’t get it. does h-bomb even publish anymore? they are talking like it is a current thing, but i thought it was like a one or two hit wonder like three years ago.
also, i heard about this true love revolution group before, but it turns out i had totally met the guy that was interviewed. he’s actually nice and well-intentioned. good for him and to each his own. if he and his gf who love hand-holding want to wait for marriage good for them. and if the h-bomb crowd wants non-stop sucking and fucking then good as well. to each his own. just be safe kids and don’t go crazy.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
h-bomb girl’s dad was my orgo prof. worst professor ever.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:30 am
like, one of the things we like, focus on, is like lots and lots of blowjobs.