Happy Spring Break! Now go post Facebook pictures of your crazy drunken escapades
Jacob is going on spring break (the laws of college applying not only to current students, but also to our super-sophomore graduate editor) so we decided we’d all go. These pasty white pages could use a tan.
Send us a postcard from your travels. Better yet, send us videos, drinking games, and names! Tips, titillation, and musings on the tonic powers of tequila are, as always, welcome. We’ll resume a regular posting schedule next week, and if there isn’t at least one video of some politician’s kid smoking hash on a Mexican beach by then, well, shucks. At least you’ll have an even tan.
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March 10th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
What the hell is up with the huge youtube ads right smack below the main posts? Happy spring break, nice to know everyone’s off having fun while Hanover is just now entering finals week. I better get back to Facebook.
March 10th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
OK, so I feel like there have been tons of requests to center this blog so that we don’t feel like we’re only using the left side of our browser winder. How do we feel about this (I’m rather fond of it):
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/7233/ivygatecenteredqr3.png
March 10th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/7233/ivygatecenteredqr3.png
March 10th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Still nothing on Amaker, huh. Your Crimson Overlords put the kibosh on it?
March 10th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
centered looks good.
March 10th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Dwight, I like it.
It’s a waste, though, because if you don’t get rid of that giant YouTube ad in the middle of the page, I doubt I’ll be visiting here nearly as often.
March 10th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Oh no! Can’t handle scrolling down another few inches?
March 10th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
AHHH poor Gainesville, Florida.
May your evil disgusting american fake souls burn in hell for eternity. You yanks are the most prolific mass murderers and worlds pre-eminent cowards, number 1 in torture and murder and theft and lies and, every category you’re number one in is evil.
By the way how are the inbred rothschilds and rockefeller illuminatti freemasons and skull and bones that keep their bloodlines by fucking and marrying their brother and sisters children ? HAh hah hah you fucks are hilarious, these inbreds like to taunt that they’re sophisticated. They are sociopaths who are all slated for a rapturous exit and no little terrorist is gonna touch a jizz covered hair on their little inbred shower heads. The rumor is that after inbreeding for hundreds of years the required frauline needs a nanscope and tweezers to find their tally whacker.
By the way your unsophisticated inbred leaders left america without their best tool. We had personal portable calculators about 37,000 years ago called the ” Lebombo bone “, not only are your fore fathers satanic slime they have deliberately kept you dumb asses from having such simple technology for ever : sophisticated they ain’t and do you wonder why ? inbreds. Here I figured the 10 D-cell double ended red white and blue stars and stripes pentagon shaped dildo would be a patent winner for your rich inbreds and instant multi million dollar hit but I’ve been outwitted by a baboons leg bone with some measured notches that also does math.
By the way another of the big thrills your daddies seem to prefer other than shit on a plate for $2000 and piss in a mug for $1000 is having the end of their tally whacker sewn shut with a needle and thread. Oh how far you yanks have come.
By the way now it’s time to leave, bye bye bye 666 beast.
March 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Steve-0
March 10th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Is Christianarchisti black? I would surmise so, considering his discussion of the lebombo bone.
March 10th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I almost popped my top when I saw that centered IvyGate image. So can we make it happen? Someone get in touch with Kyle Jaster!! That’s a great spring break project!
March 10th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Dwight, that looks great.
March 11th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Spring break details? Fuck that. What about prostitutes and New York governors? Spitzer is Princeton ‘81. IvyGate, get on it!
March 11th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
agreed, let’s talk Spitzer.
I was soooooo sad when I heard about that!!!! his career could have gone really far, but now, clearly, not so much…
March 11th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Better yet, let’s talk Spring Fling. Yale announced aaaaaaand SUCKS.
The Roots… alright, sweet. Hootie and the Blowfish? For $100,000? Fuck no. Sean Kingston? I’d rather die.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Ahhhhhh poor gainesville, florida, I’m really sorry but it doesn’t look good. For your sake I hope I’m wrong.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
@y11: where did Yale announce?
March 12th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Spitzer had become an enormous let down even before he became Client 9. Shame on me for ever having hope in the guy.
The only solution to New York State politics is to let Upstate become it’s own state. Downstate can go fuck itself.
March 12th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Spitzer had become an enormous let down even before he became Client 9. Shame on me for ever having hope in the guy.
The only solution to New York State politics is to let Upstate become it’s own state. Downstate can go fuck itself.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Spitzer is a typical liberal Dem who thinks he could do no wrong.. Look at the other members of the Dem party. Slick Willy and him should start a Brothel.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Spitzer is a typical liberal Dem who thinks he could do no wrong.. Look at the other members of the Dem party. Slick Willy and him should start a Brothel.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
hahaha no way those are ivy league girls in that picture!
March 12th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
@ziggy
I’m not an Ivy student nor will I ever be one, but I’ve been to New Haven and most of the chicks there were much hotter.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
i herd u leik mudkipz?
March 12th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
IvyGate, let’s get on this centerage issue!! We’ll love you forever.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
sasson, stop posting under steve-o all the time. we know who you are!
March 12th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Agreed. Hot girls do not a pair of scantily-clad twins make.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:58 am
I’m missin on ya :(
March 15th, 2008 at 10:40 am
IvyGate, let’s get rid of these fucking annoying YouTube ads, they’re crashing my browser! Centering the damn page wouldn’t hurt either.