And a Good Riddance to Princeton’s Nancy Weiss Malkiel

Princeton Dean of the College Nancy Weiss Malkiel – the original Spawn of Satan, long before Drew Faust arrived on the scene – will not be coming back. The University has declined to renew her contract.

As a Princeton alum, this post is going to be rather personal.  My only thought: thank God.

This is an excerpt from an interview I conducted with her several years ago in the Nassau Weekly. Malkiel reveals herself to be a true enemy of academic discourse.

DM: I wouldn’t measure success by who has or hasn’t read “The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock.”

JS: Don’t you think there are certain things that everyone should —

DM:  I don’t believe in a canon, I don’t believe any of our departments believe in a canon. Due to the explosion of knowledge in all of these fields it is such that they no longer operate that way. You should have a familiarity with, if you are an English major, different periods, different genres. It’s the same if you’re a history major. But it has long since passed since a department was willing to say confidently: “Here are the big books and you must’ve read those books.” Knowledge is too diverse and complicated in most fields to be able to do that anymore. I think that the biggest challenge is getting students better distributed among the departments. We have different levels of quality in education that our students receive while here because of the imbalance.

JS: What books have you read lately?  What movies have you seen lately?

DM: I really enjoyed The Rule of Four this summer.  I thought that was a good read, and I read it against the Da Vinci Code.  That was interesting…

Malkiel is a woman who decried anti-intellectualism on campus but who rejected the idea of any sort of canon out of hand, whose own personal canon and primary reading list included “The Rule of Four” and “The Da Vinci Code,” who never left her office without her goddamn dog (which was itself a symbol of her husband’s conspicuous wealth and of her own conspicuous consumption), and who unilaterally launched a disastrous grade-deflation policy without engaging the student body in any debate over its course or its consequences.

Good riddance.

Update: Might we have jumped the gun? According to the Prince, the rumors of Malkiel’s imminent demise are greatly exaggerated… We trust and pray that the Tory, not the Prince, is right…

  • not from p-u

    for those of us not @ pee you, it’s a little hard to understand from the article why she is so loathed. could an “update” be provided with some more subtantive case against her? having a dog, arguing against a static curriculum, and having read the DVC hardly seem to correlate with the venom of people’s posts against her.

    or is it just the grade deflation? in which case the argument against her comes off as rather self-serving.

  • not from p-u

    for those of us not @ pee you, it’s a little hard to understand from the article why she is so loathed. could an “update” be provided with some more subtantive case against her? having a dog, arguing against a static curriculum, and having read the DVC hardly seem to correlate with the venom of people’s posts against her.

    or is it just the grade deflation? in which case the argument against her comes off as rather self-serving.

  • p’07

    Savage, this is what you cover: With absolutely no regard to student opinion (I want to emphasize this—NO regard), Malkiel pushed through a radical grade deflation policy that put Princetonians at a distinct disadvantage among other Ivies in the job and graduate school market. By Malkiel mandate, our GPAs were forcibly lowered: only so many A’s and B’s allowed per class, per department. So while the average Harvard student can cruise through college with a 3.6 or higher (80% graduate with honors, how nice), it requires twice the effort on the part of a Princetonian to maintain higher than a 3.5. The situation would not be so bad if Malkiel had advertised the changes to universities and employers, as she had promised to do, but she did NOT do so. The above posts are sufficient to demonstrate that very few people outside of Princeton have even heard of the policy. Malkiel claimed that our official transcripts would prominently mention the policy, but they do not: it is in light grey ink on the back of the transcript buried among miscellaneous details and description. As most applications are now facilitated by centralized data-gathering web-based services (LSAC, GMAC, etc), most graduate schools, be they law, business, medical, or academic, no longer even look at official transcripts. This is to say nothing of the perceptions of employers. Whom would you hire? The Harvard grad with the 3.6 (or higher), or the Princeton grad with a 3.5? In the uber-competitive world of finance in which many Princetonians seek employment, the choice is easily made. Princeton is alone in pursuing a grade deflation policy, and Princetonians are alone in suffering the consequences.

  • p’07

    Savage, this is what you cover: With absolutely no regard to student opinion (I want to emphasize this—NO regard), Malkiel pushed through a radical grade deflation policy that put Princetonians at a distinct disadvantage among other Ivies in the job and graduate school market. By Malkiel mandate, our GPAs were forcibly lowered: only so many A’s and B’s allowed per class, per department. So while the average Harvard student can cruise through college with a 3.6 or higher (80% graduate with honors, how nice), it requires twice the effort on the part of a Princetonian to maintain higher than a 3.5. The situation would not be so bad if Malkiel had advertised the changes to universities and employers, as she had promised to do, but she did NOT do so. The above posts are sufficient to demonstrate that very few people outside of Princeton have even heard of the policy. Malkiel claimed that our official transcripts would prominently mention the policy, but they do not: it is in light grey ink on the back of the transcript buried among miscellaneous details and description. As most applications are now facilitated by centralized data-gathering web-based services (LSAC, GMAC, etc), most graduate schools, be they law, business, medical, or academic, no longer even look at official transcripts. This is to say nothing of the perceptions of employers. Whom would you hire? The Harvard grad with the 3.6 (or higher), or the Princeton grad with a 3.5? In the uber-competitive world of finance in which many Princetonians seek employment, the choice is easily made. Princeton is alone in pursuing a grade deflation policy, and Princetonians are alone in suffering the consequences.

  • !!

    IVYGATE PLEASE COVER THIS: http://www.columbiaspectator.com/node/29730

    Easily one of the dumbest/sappiest things I’ve ever read.

  • !!

    IVYGATE PLEASE COVER THIS: http://www.columbiaspectator.com/node/29730

    Easily one of the dumbest/sappiest things I’ve ever read.

  • awesome-o

    anyone else think it’s funny that even jacob savage can’t work these stupid message boards and accidentally posted twice?

  • awesome-o

    anyone else think it’s funny that even jacob savage can’t work these stupid message boards and accidentally posted twice?

  • pton ’07

    She’s also responsible for the D in PDF. It was previously only pass-fail.

  • pton ’07

    She’s also responsible for the D in PDF. It was previously only pass-fail.

  • With the massive exception of Math 55, Harvard has been cake so far. easier than HS by far

  • With the massive exception of Math 55, Harvard has been cake so far. easier than HS by far

  • Not at Princeton

    A large part of the reason that I turned down Princeton was my fear of the grade inflation… There went some of your yield, bitches.

  • Not at Princeton

    A large part of the reason that I turned down Princeton was my fear of the grade inflation… There went some of your yield, bitches.

  • Dartmouth 09

    Between grade inflation and liberalizing curriculum requirements, it has become ridiculously easy to “succeed” in the Ivy League. The idea that someone with a 3.8 in Native American Studies or Studio Art has had even remotely similar education experience to a Chemistry major with a 3.6 is absolutely ludicrous. I can take tribal drumming next term and probably get an A and in some sense be seen as doing something more worthwhile than someone getting a B+ in advanced math classes. I don’t know if going back to a canonical curriculum is the answer, but the way things are now is out of hand.

  • Dartmouth 09

    Between grade inflation and liberalizing curriculum requirements, it has become ridiculously easy to “succeed” in the Ivy League. The idea that someone with a 3.8 in Native American Studies or Studio Art has had even remotely similar education experience to a Chemistry major with a 3.6 is absolutely ludicrous. I can take tribal drumming next term and probably get an A and in some sense be seen as doing something more worthwhile than someone getting a B+ in advanced math classes. I don’t know if going back to a canonical curriculum is the answer, but the way things are now is out of hand.

  • Indian Red

    Ok Dartmouth, your red (man) baiting is showing. You could have went Jewish or African American Studies but you decided to go there. Your point is basically right but not because the curriculum could not be just as challenging, I just doubt (only by comparison with ethnic studies programs in general) that you are right. Same thing could be said of Poli Sci or Econ. That being said it is not because pursuing a Chem is so impossibly hard- it isn’t any harder than a good ethnic studies or soft science. But at least in our era of declining standards it is more quantifiable. As for the canonical curric- we need to expand it, reform it but NOT eliminate it. PS The article would have been more compelling if it concentrated on the grade deflation issue and omitted DM’s summer reading.

  • Indian Red

    Ok Dartmouth, your red (man) baiting is showing. You could have went Jewish or African American Studies but you decided to go there. Your point is basically right but not because the curriculum could not be just as challenging, I just doubt (only by comparison with ethnic studies programs in general) that you are right. Same thing could be said of Poli Sci or Econ. That being said it is not because pursuing a Chem is so impossibly hard- it isn’t any harder than a good ethnic studies or soft science. But at least in our era of declining standards it is more quantifiable. As for the canonical curric- we need to expand it, reform it but NOT eliminate it. PS The article would have been more compelling if it concentrated on the grade deflation issue and omitted DM’s summer reading.

  • p’08

    It would be nice if y’all could post a real retraction of the original story…the current update is tentative at best (doesn’t mention that the Tory itself disavowed the rumor-mongering). Seems a bit mean to leave the question open to those who don’t bother to click on the Prince link.

    …On another note, I’m a little confused about the general perception of grade deflation as having a negative impact on grad admissions and job prospects. Does anyone have hard evidence to suggest deflation’s made it more difficult out there? Because the only non-anecdotal evidence I’ve seen (admittedly from the administration) indicates job/grad school prospects have gone up, not down, since grade inflation’s been implemented: http://www.princeton.edu/odoc/faculty/grading/faq/#comp000047219e980000000b7278c0

    I know, there are likely other factors driving up those rates, but until someone does a comprehensive statistical analysis of the data showing that, controlling for the other factors, grade deflation has had a negative impact on the rates, I think we should take the raw data on its face value and admit that grade deflation hasn’t hurt grad/job prospects.

  • p’08

    It would be nice if y’all could post a real retraction of the original story…the current update is tentative at best (doesn’t mention that the Tory itself disavowed the rumor-mongering). Seems a bit mean to leave the question open to those who don’t bother to click on the Prince link.

    …On another note, I’m a little confused about the general perception of grade deflation as having a negative impact on grad admissions and job prospects. Does anyone have hard evidence to suggest deflation’s made it more difficult out there? Because the only non-anecdotal evidence I’ve seen (admittedly from the administration) indicates job/grad school prospects have gone up, not down, since grade inflation’s been implemented: http://www.princeton.edu/odoc/faculty/grading/faq/#comp000047219e980000000b7278c0

    I know, there are likely other factors driving up those rates, but until someone does a comprehensive statistical analysis of the data showing that, controlling for the other factors, grade deflation has had a negative impact on the rates, I think we should take the raw data on its face value and admit that grade deflation hasn’t hurt grad/job prospects.

  • Penn Alum

    Wow, I didn’t know that Dolores Umbridge was teaching at Princeton now.

  • Penn Alum

    Wow, I didn’t know that Dolores Umbridge was teaching at Princeton now.

  • @p’08

    Wait until we have hard data? You’re a fool. To get that data you would need to poll all the grads applying for jobs and follow-up on their offers. Then, you would need to get employers to say why the declined to interview/offer. That will NOT happen; employers will not give you that info. 1) It’s private; 2) it opens them up to lawsuits; and, 3) why would they take the time to respond to so many inquiries?
    The effect on placements is probably negative; but, the effect on morale is clearly negative. I suppose she choked down her hubbie’s argument that markets are efficient ergo all employers will figure out that Princeton students are still just as smart and capable as ever. Except that the efficient markets hypothesis is pure garbage. Whatever her reasons, she hasn’t helped Princeton grads find it in their hearts to keep Princeton so well-funded. Way to undercut the development office!

  • @p’08

    Wait until we have hard data? You’re a fool. To get that data you would need to poll all the grads applying for jobs and follow-up on their offers. Then, you would need to get employers to say why the declined to interview/offer. That will NOT happen; employers will not give you that info. 1) It’s private; 2) it opens them up to lawsuits; and, 3) why would they take the time to respond to so many inquiries?
    The effect on placements is probably negative; but, the effect on morale is clearly negative. I suppose she choked down her hubbie’s argument that markets are efficient ergo all employers will figure out that Princeton students are still just as smart and capable as ever. Except that the efficient markets hypothesis is pure garbage. Whatever her reasons, she hasn’t helped Princeton grads find it in their hearts to keep Princeton so well-funded. Way to undercut the development office!