Sex Week Wrap-Up: In which everyone claims to know who slept with the Vivid Girls

by | February 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm

Sex Week Wrap-Up: In which everyone claims to know who slept with the Vivid GirlsThe batteries are out of the vibrators and back in the graphing calculators at Yale, where Sex Week reached its anticlimactic end yesterday. After the much-hyped Great Porn Debate featuring luminaries like Ron Jeremy and Monique Alexander on Friday, we imagine the celebrity-less “safe sex” Monday must’ve been a little boring.

Naturally, Saturday’s Vivid Girls film-screening and “Skull and Boned” party at the Toad’s prompted a flood of “omg so-and-so totally went home with Monique!” tips. Since adult film stars are a special breed of human that communicate solely through sexual acts (How else would those totally normal situations caught on film turn so quickly into raunchy hair-pulling and screaming?), we humored our tipsters and followed up on a few of their stories. Our guide to various porn stars’ supposed sex lives at Yale, after the jump.

Yale football MVP Mike McLeod was a favorite for the Monique Alexander touchdown. An anonymous tipster from the class of 2009 writes,

Michael McLeod was seen going into the Omni Hotel with famed porn star Monique Alexander Saturday night after Toad’s Place’s Skull & Boned party, part of Sex Week at Yale. A friend of mine was walking a visiting family member back to her hotel room when he saw the two together. The night before, another friend had been drunk-dialed by the porn star after giving her his number earlier that night at the nationally televised Porn Debate, in which Monique defended pornography alongside the inimitable, and apparently pretty smelly, Ron Jeremy. She complained to this other guy about some stuff, and also mentioned that she wanted to hook up with Yale’s record-breaking running back, Mike McLeod. She had her sights set on him from the start of the night, and apparently she got what she wanted.

McLeod confirms that he met Ms. Alexander — “as did everyone who was upstairs at Toads” — and tells us she was “down to earth” and “had a pretty good head on her shoulders.” As for the nature of their interaction:

We mostly talked about sports. She happens to be a really big NFL and NBA fan. Other than that, we just talked about life in general.

Rumor #2 puts one of McLeod’s teammates with one of Alexander’s co-workers, but nobody really knows which, because keeping track of the lesser-known figures was apparently too much for the silicone-dazzled onlookers. One of the more popular names belonged to a football player who requested anonymity in exchange for this disappointingly chaste retelling of events:

I met Savannah Sampson after her forum and talked to her once at Lilly’s Pad, but that’s it. … She was pretty flirtatious, and a lot of guys swarmed her all night, but she talked to all of them, even some of the creepy ones.

That last sentence is perhaps the most telling, in that it points to the fact that the Vivid Girls’ party appearance was, in fact, part of their job. As in, when Monique smiled and put her cheek near yours to pose for a picture? Not a sign that she wanted to do you. Seriously, these are women who can squirt on command. You really think them smiling at some dude in a bar is evidence of a deeply felt romantic connection?

As for the king of autofellatio, Ron Jeremy, not a single person had anything interesting to say about him. Luckily, “Porn Pastor” Donny Pauling had kind words in his blog, Diary of a Former Porn Producer:

Ron… I can’t help but love that guy to pieces. There is just something about him in person that just makes you want to squeeze him like a Teddy Bear.

“Teddy Bear” is definitely not the first thing that comes to mind when we see Ron Jeremy. Whatever gets you off, Donny.

If you’re still interested in seeing the stars of sex and screen with their thinking caps on, the debate will airs on Nightline this Thursday.

 
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  • christianarchisti

    And how are the ivy league rats today. Ha Ha Ha your government and corrupt rich fucked up your futures for years . Look at the fifty cent u.s. dollar. Ah ha ha ha ha ah evil little bastards in the ivy leagues can’t find no work and the u.s. dollar is worthless. What fun huh, such grotesque economic policy ah ha ha ha. Canada can manage to offer universal health care, cheaper education, more security, no nut case americans running around with guns all drugged up, and an all around better society to make money and raise children and yet you americans can’t make the math management work. What idiots you are, evil ones at that, suicidal ones at that. Ah the whole last eight years has been absolutely fictional economic numbers based on americans lying to each other and conning one another about how great their worthless leveraged securities are after being purchased with worthless loan guarantees from broke home owners. Gradually wall street wove more and more impossible home loans into their other special investment vehicles and proceeded to sell nothing but hot air and horse shit and hype in search of little girls hymens cheap. A bastardized new york city version of the four H club. The new york times rag garbage talked about the $ 900 billion a year securities industry that is now estimated at $ 45.5 Trillion dollars, so they say, my point is I can’t wait to see it all implode as the real economic numbers start to weigh heavily on your corrupt fake free market economy. The idea was to have the media blow the real estate valuations up as large as possible before they bust it. For more than a year, and prior to wall streets bonus records in Christmas of 2006, the numbers all indicated a massive meltdown coming. The media played hide Alan Greenspans warnings in the closet and continued to pump americans telling them real estate was still on fire. Your corrupt media and bankers and politicians destroyed the global economy and deliberately put it into a recession while a few got rich and the rest are hoping dearly they don’t lose any more of their leveraged positions. You truly are evil suicidal idiots in rockerfelleria, it ain’t america Toto.

  • christianarchisti

    And how are the ivy league rats today. Ha Ha Ha your government and corrupt rich fucked up your futures for years . Look at the fifty cent u.s. dollar. Ah ha ha ha ha ah evil little bastards in the ivy leagues can’t find no work and the u.s. dollar is worthless. What fun huh, such grotesque economic policy ah ha ha ha. Canada can manage to offer universal health care, cheaper education, more security, no nut case americans running around with guns all drugged up, and an all around better society to make money and raise children and yet you americans can’t make the math management work. What idiots you are, evil ones at that, suicidal ones at that. Ah the whole last eight years has been absolutely fictional economic numbers based on americans lying to each other and conning one another about how great their worthless leveraged securities are after being purchased with worthless loan guarantees from broke home owners. Gradually wall street wove more and more impossible home loans into their other special investment vehicles and proceeded to sell nothing but hot air and horse shit and hype in search of little girls hymens cheap. A bastardized new york city version of the four H club. The new york times rag garbage talked about the $ 900 billion a year securities industry that is now estimated at $ 45.5 Trillion dollars, so they say, my point is I can’t wait to see it all implode as the real economic numbers start to weigh heavily on your corrupt fake free market economy. The idea was to have the media blow the real estate valuations up as large as possible before they bust it. For more than a year, and prior to wall streets bonus records in Christmas of 2006, the numbers all indicated a massive meltdown coming. The media played hide Alan Greenspans warnings in the closet and continued to pump americans telling them real estate was still on fire. Your corrupt media and bankers and politicians destroyed the global economy and deliberately put it into a recession while a few got rich and the rest are hoping dearly they don’t lose any more of their leveraged positions. You truly are evil suicidal idiots in rockerfelleria, it ain’t america Toto.

  • Huh?

    who is this dude? and why won’t he shut up?

  • Huh?

    who is this dude? and why won’t he shut up?

  • @huh?

    you mustn’t acknowledge his banter. it’s really like dealing with young children… ignore them and they’ll revert to picking their noses.

  • @huh?

    you mustn’t acknowledge his banter. it’s really like dealing with young children… ignore them and they’ll revert to picking their noses.

  • Uncle Toby

    That photo doesn’t do Monique justice. What percent of her body is plastic, we’ll never know… but she’s legit gorgeous. Good for McLeod. All three (Alexander, Sampson and Thomas) stood up very well at the debate and screening. Either they’re moderately educated or well-trained to come across as such. Both, I’d venture, are admirable qualities.

    Also, apparently Monique has been masturbating since age three. Save that up for a trivial pursuit bomb.

  • Uncle Toby

    That photo doesn’t do Monique justice. What percent of her body is plastic, we’ll never know… but she’s legit gorgeous. Good for McLeod. All three (Alexander, Sampson and Thomas) stood up very well at the debate and screening. Either they’re moderately educated or well-trained to come across as such. Both, I’d venture, are admirable qualities.

    Also, apparently Monique has been masturbating since age three. Save that up for a trivial pursuit bomb.

  • Donny Pauling

    Thanks for the link!

    I can’t wait to see the debate aired. Should be interesting to see how it looks after editing.

    As for Yale University… I love it! Beautiful place. Perhaps I’ll see my son there someday.

    PS: Ron rarely goes home alone, you just don’t always hear about who he takes with him.

  • Donny Pauling

    Thanks for the link!

    I can’t wait to see the debate aired. Should be interesting to see how it looks after editing.

    As for Yale University… I love it! Beautiful place. Perhaps I’ll see my son there someday.

    PS: Ron rarely goes home alone, you just don’t always hear about who he takes with him.

  • Yale ’09

    From the “Nightline” link, a quote from former pornnoisseur Donny Pauling:

    “God just reached out and touched me,” and “I instantly lost all desire to produce porn.”

    Must have been a some touch.

  • Yale ’09

    From the “Nightline” link, a quote from former pornnoisseur Donny Pauling:

    “God just reached out and touched me,” and “I instantly lost all desire to produce porn.”

    Must have been a some touch.

  • chi gam lol

    this is barely relevant, but the president of vivid is a dartmouth ’84 (he was a chi gam, which is very apropriate)

  • chi gam lol

    this is barely relevant, but the president of vivid is a dartmouth ’84 (he was a chi gam, which is very apropriate)

  • Donny Pauling

    “Yale ’09″… Yes, it was quite a touch. You can read about it on my blog (google me and then read the “about” page). From conversations at Yale, I understand there are lots of skeptics in attendance. That was me for many years. Even more than a skeptic, I was a hater. I hated everything about the church and Christianity. The thing is, I had to finally realize my problem was not with God, but with those who claimed to represent Him. God loves us and there’s nothing we could ever do that would make Him loves us any less. If you’ve been hurt by Christians, or made skeptical by the idiotic beliefs some of them have, I apologize. But if you’re a Yale student you must be intelligent enough to consider separating God from the behavior of Christians, right?

  • Donny Pauling

    “Yale ’09″… Yes, it was quite a touch. You can read about it on my blog (google me and then read the “about” page). From conversations at Yale, I understand there are lots of skeptics in attendance. That was me for many years. Even more than a skeptic, I was a hater. I hated everything about the church and Christianity. The thing is, I had to finally realize my problem was not with God, but with those who claimed to represent Him. God loves us and there’s nothing we could ever do that would make Him loves us any less. If you’ve been hurt by Christians, or made skeptical by the idiotic beliefs some of them have, I apologize. But if you’re a Yale student you must be intelligent enough to consider separating God from the behavior of Christians, right?

  • story wrong

    Ivygate you have the story completely wrong. McLeod did not go back to Omni, but someone else did :)

  • story wrong

    Ivygate you have the story completely wrong. McLeod did not go back to Omni, but someone else did :)

  • p-9

    so let’s be real here Donny– you took some bad acid and had some crazy revelation didn’t you?

  • p-9

    so let’s be real here Donny– you took some bad acid and had some crazy revelation didn’t you?