Ragtime February 11, 2008: In Which The Spec Publishes a Pornographic Serial
Brown: Dancing days are here again.- Columbia: "For Crystal, intimacy was a set of rules. She fucked only under certain conditions: heels on, hair down, eyes closed, dress up. Sex was like clockwork and she loved having good timing. And there was no better time to get laid in the stacks than the week before winter break. Or so she heard."
- Cornell: "We recognize the need to adapt in the game of college recruitment, but we're not about to downplay the diversity of Cornell's undergraduate colleges to attract a few more satisfied applicants. Maybe we're just grumpy in our old age." Right: you juniors and seniors are like so old.
- Dartmouth: "A relative drop" in arrests at Winter Carnival. 3 is less than 3 dozen, right?
- Harvard: "Barackula."
- Princeton: "It was terrible to have to hose as many as we did." The Prince's self-serving, sickening ode to the Tower Club.
- Penn: Let's just say Amy will not be Baracking the vote.
- Yale: JuicyCampus tearing Yalies apart!
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