Impossible is Nothing, Redux: In Which IvyGate Gets Jennifer Krimm a Job
It looks like this fine rag is good for something after all. An email sent to us yesterday begs us to contact Jennifer on behalf of the United States Army. As patriots, we obviously do everything in our power to help the government of this great country. We've therefore decided to post the email so that Jennifer can use her stellar resume to go forth and save the world:
[name redacted], CIV USA HRC
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: FOUOWe'd like to get in touch with Jennifer. Please send her this note, if you can. Thank you.
[name redacted]
Mgmt Svc Spec (Human Resources/Civ)
Management Support Branch
Officer Personnel Mgmt Directorate
U.S. Army Human Resources Command
In a follow-up, the Army explained:
Just pass it on to Jennifer, if you can... Yes, there are positions within the Army Human Resources Command that we are recruiting for. I cannot offer her a position, but can let her know what is available and how to apply. The jobs are posted on www.cpol.army.mil. Again, thank you!
Contact us, Jen. We can totally help you, if a position as a secretary or whatever at the Army Human Resources Command isn't like, beneath you.
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February 13th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
fuck the army
February 13th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
fear not jobless ivy-leaguers. the us army is here to rescue you. these guys are seriously desperate. they sent an e-mail to me about recruiting musicians. they will pay a handsome bounty for clarinets, oboes, and other girlie instruments.
February 13th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
i’ve probably received abotu a dozen emails regarding med school scholarships for military service. i got so fed up with it that i emailed them asking to be taken off their list. i received another recruitment email three days later. i mean… it’s nice they wanna pick up my med school tab and all… but seriously guys… no means no.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
messing with people’s personal lives is fun!
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February 13th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
I love the unwarranted hate towards the military here. None of you has the slightly idea what you’re talking about.
Typical “I don’t want anything to do with the military because all they do is kill people” thought is painfully ignorant.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
“Typical ‘I don’t want anything to do with the military because all they do is kill people’ thought is painfully ignorant.”
I mean, at the end of the day, that’s pretty much what it’s for.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
They don’t teach much game theory at Yale, do they? I bet you also think your profs went into academia because they love teaching. Dumb schmuck.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Where’s the mess? They’re both attractive, nothing to be ashamed of.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Go shove a bat up your ass, fag.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
the two ivygaters are pretty cute. i’d totally do them both, if i were gay.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
The army is a bunch poopy-heads that get boners for killing.
But seriously, army recruiters are among the slimiest bastards on the face of the earth.
February 14th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
OH PLEASE PLEASE JEN TAKE THE JOB. Maybe Army HRC can finally hire someone competent enough to deal with all of my PCS and reassignment problems.
That being said, Jen if you want a real job come join Army Civil Affairs and become a CA Officer! http://www.goarmy.com/JobDetail.do?id=302