Cornell’s Top Skinny Chick, Meet Yale’s Top Skinny Chick
The race to be Tyra Banks’ Favorite Sex Toy — occasionally known as “America’s Next Top Model” — includes its third Ivy Leaguer this season, Cornell grad Katarzyna. I’d tell you more, but after last semester’s intense reality tv coverage, I’m incapable of witnessing a video confessional without breaking into hives.
Luckily, we have a new reality tv correspondent this semester: Victoria Marshman, Yale ‘09 and Top Model contestant of yore! That’s right, after being the object of our obsessive scrutiny last fall, Tory is crossing over to the blog side so she can obsessively scrutinize ANTM’s newest Token Smart Girl. Or, as Tory says, “have an excuse to throw things at the TV again on Wednesday nights.” And that, children, is the circle of life.
So check back on Thursday morning for our first Model vs. Model recap. As far as we know, this is the first time a Top Model has aimed the mighty pen back at the show! Then again, not too many ANTM contestants have been literate before.
UPDATE: Frowns all around. The CW put the kibosh on our dastardly plans, perhaps because last time Tory talked to us, we uncovered Tyra Banks’ controlling side and the purposeful physical deprivation of Top Model contestants. Our Girl Tory apologizes, and so do we.
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February 25th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
tory > this katarzyna girl
February 25th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
katarzyna will last longer than tory…she’s clearly better.
February 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
better in the sense that this girl can barely string together a coherent sentence? oh, how I do hope Tyra freaks out over shoe-throwing this season.
February 25th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
purely on looks: katarzyna is pretty but has a weird nose. tory looks like an elf crossed with a really pale asian. of the two of them, katarzyna is sexier, but tory is more high fashion. they both look about sixteen which is definitely to their advantage.
too early to tell how katarzyna fares, but i highly doubt she will be as amusing as tory was. hopefully she causes tyra to combust with rage at the whole ivy league thing though at some point.
February 25th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
tory marshman is a pretty chill girl
February 25th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
man… watch kat’s interview… cornell education doesn’t show.
February 25th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
tory will always be the best top model contestant ever. sorry kat, unless you make all of the other judges look retarded, tell the other girl that she wasn’t “the best baby’s breath she could be,” demonstrate a clear lack of interest in the show while taking kickass pictures, and cause tyra to gibber with rage and set her security guards on you … I just won’t like you as much.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Katarzyna is the fourth Ivy League contestant on the shoe, not the third. The others were Yaya (Brown, cycle 3), Whitney (Dartmouth, cycle 8), and of course Tori.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
i love how tory was only on for three episodes but is the most loved out of all the ivy league girls who were on a lot longer
February 25th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
katarzyna is the 4th ivy student to be on top model.
Cycle 3: Yaya- Brown
Cycle 8: Fat Ass Whitney- Dartmouth
Cycle 9: Victoria- Yale
Cycle 10: Katarzyna- Cornell
Get your facts straight, bitches!
February 25th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Cycle 1: Elyse- Brown
Get them straighter, bitch!
February 26th, 2008 at 12:15 am
tory is the shit
February 26th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Tory is pretty much the shiz. Reading her blogging is going to be more fun than watching the show (actually, I’ll probably just be doing the former. I’m f-ing busy.).
February 26th, 2008 at 9:14 am
ivy gate, you’ve made my dreams come true. yyyaayyy tory!
February 26th, 2008 at 9:59 am
i really don’t get this virtual group hug over tory…
February 26th, 2008 at 11:13 am
i dont understand people at yale’s obsession with her either, but from what i know of her she seems nice, though a bit shy, and she is really pretty for what its worth
February 26th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Oopsie–Elyse went to UNM, not Brown. Straighter-er?
February 26th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Meh, she talked about brown.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
I love Tory always and forever.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Elyse deferred admission to Brown’s med school. Kinda counts?
February 29th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I had classes with Kat. She was definitely the hottest girl in DG, and also super sweet. I just hope she starts wearing less makeup so she has a chance of making it!
March 6th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Are you going to run updates on this season? Kat is still in, and still fabulous. She’s prettier than Tori “elf-ears” anyway.
March 8th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
though tory does look like an elf, i think she’s prettier that kat actually. kat has a squished face
March 13th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
where are these updates we were promised? she’s still in, although maybe not for long since they keep telling her she looks like a mail-order bride…
March 14th, 2008 at 2:21 am
I was actually looking forward to this… Why no updates?
March 14th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Hey all, sorry for the lack of updates– the network threatened to sue me if I posted. Kat looks great though, I hope she goes far.
–Tory
March 16th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Tory, that’s awful! Did you sign a contract or something that says you’re not allowed to blog about the show?
March 27th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT..
CLAIRE WENT TO COLUMBIA (WHICH IS 10 TIMES BETTER THAN CORNELL).. THEY JUST DIDN’T WANNA REVEAL THAT ON THE SHOW COS SHE WAS TYPECASTED AS ‘THE MOTHER’ AS THEY ALREADY HAD ANOTHER ‘IVY LEAGUE’ GIRL
April 11th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
columbia is really not 10 times better than cornell.. chill with the caps lock dude