The Anscombe Affair, Part VI: The Cameo

by Hal Parker | January 11, 2008 at 9:34 pm

The Anscombe Affair, Part VI: The CameoA tipster of unimpeachable authority (”I had class with him for 3 hours a week for a term last year”) passes this on:

Francisco “The Orangina Bandit” Nava is still on campus, oddly enough. He was leaving Firestone today at around 2:30. So I guess even people who beat themselves up and threaten professors get to finish their Dean’s Date work.

…it raises an important question: to what lengths does one have to go to be declared ‘persona non grata’ (an official term used by P-safe)? I mean, he threatened peers and a professor and demonstrated himself to be mentally unstable. Is that the type of person we need on campus?

At least Nava only stabbed himself and not a townie for making fun of him (looking at you, Harvard).

UPDATE: Spotted in Frist as well. Keep these sketchy reports coming, people. This is going to be just like Gossip Girl…but for right-wing nutjobs.

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21 Responses to “The Anscombe Affair, Part VI: The Cameo”

  1. Comments CRed Says:
    January 11th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    I don’t feel safe…

  2. Comments whoa Says:
    January 11th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    Whoa, If I hadn’t missed my shift and firestone, I might have seen him… Speaking of which he has a BorrowDirect book waiting for him.

  3. Comments whoa x 2 Says:
    January 12th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Whoa, another princeton borrow direct worker? sup?

  4. Comments Paulite Says:
    January 13th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Vote for Ron Paul; join the revolution!

  5. Comments princeton2009 Says:
    January 13th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Jesus Christ man shut the fuck up…seriously, I HOPE you are spam, otherwise such batshit nonsense should not be coming out of you on IvyGate

  6. Comments y10 Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    yale just announced their new financial aid program

  7. Comments y07 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    No they didn’t. They announced it over break. What you meant to say was “I just heard about Yale’s new financial aid program.” Similar, but different.

  8. Comments yale'09 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    ivygate is back tomorrow! yay xoxo. i saw francisco nava buying pregnancy tests. whats the implication?

  9. Comments gossip girl Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Oooh.

    XOXOXO

  10. Comments Accurate Y07 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Yale announced that they would “spend more from their endowment” last week. They announced their new financial aid program (read: Harvard’s) yesterday morning.

  11. Comments even more accurate Y'07 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Yalies are nitpick-y assholes

  12. Comments Yale06 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    “Nitpicky” is actually a word, spelled with no hyphen (see: Webster’s Dictionary).

  13. Comments Green '09 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Honestly, Yalies. It’s ok to let go of things sometimes. Especially if these things are (a) completely irrelevant and (b) beyond your control.

  14. Comments EMA Y'07 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    Hah, yes, at first I spelled it without the hyphen, but it was underlined in red…I suppose I shouldn’t always trust spellcheck over my own instinct.

    But you must realize that you just outed yourself as yet another nitpicking Yalie :).

  15. Comments TFC Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    I saw Francisco Nava buying condoms yesterday. What’s the implication?

  16. Comments gossip girl Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 2:36 am

    Francisco Nava intends to impregnate himself, claim virgin birth. Details at 10.

  17. Comments Green '09 Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 2:58 am

    Francisco Nava admits to impregnating himself and faking a virgin birth. Details at 10:30.

  18. Comments P09er Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 4:08 am

    I sure hope they throw the book at this guy, or at least suggest a good shrink. I know him from my precept. He’s a shockingly brilliant guy, even by Princeton standards…he often made more sense than the preceptor. and he’s way polite — it just doesn’t add up WHY he would do it. there must have been something in the water or that orangina drink…haha

  19. Comments p Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    unconfirmed but likely: Nava expelled this week.

  20. Comments P08 Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    bullshit! I saw him this morning at firestone checking out a shitload of books..

  21. Comments @ dood Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 4:08 am

    I work at the circulation desk of Firestone.

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