State of Emergency Declared At Princeton
In yet another case of a university declaring an emergency when there truly is none (and not, say, for something a little more substantive, like having a certifiably insane person still wandering around campus), we bring you this email from Rebecca Graves-Bayazitoglu, the Dean of Whitman College.
Subject: MUG EMERGENCY!!!
Whitmanites, PLEASE RETURN ALL WHITMAN MUGS TO THE DINING HALL. The stock is dangerously low, and they will not be replaced.
No questions asked."
Unless someone fesses up, it looks like Whitman residents won't be getting their morning cup of joe anytime soon.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Haha, what is to be expected of the Orange bubble.
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:48 pm
man, that is just sad.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
On par with Master Holloway’s sex-in-the-shower email, I think. Oh, Ivy admins…
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
this behavior is disgusting and SHOULD be considered sexual harrassment, free speech rights or not.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
i’m with duh. these thieves absolutely stepped over the line of acceptable gender boundaries. the women studies department should sue ASAP.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Has Rebecca checked the superfluous Whitman kitchens? Their sinks are practically swimming in contraband mugs.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
only whitman kids got this. 10% of undergrads. i’ve seen bull cum more interesting than this story
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
really?
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm
boooooooooooooooooooooooring
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
This comes only months after previous emails begging for silverware and plates to be replaced. What is Princeton coming to these days!?!?!?!?!
OH THE HORROR!
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Well those totally look like choice memorabilia for the seniors…if they don’t want them stolen, they should replace them with plain white ones
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:24 pm
That’s not what they look like…I think they are white.
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:00 am
Clearly the mugs represent vaginas and the stealing of them represents rape! The Princeton Women’s Center should immediately file a lawsuit and decry this horrible, horrible action!
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Ugh.. get over the Yale story.
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Choice response my friend.