Ragtime, January 19, 2008: The Triumphant Return
Brown: Dude finds weird box of shit in library. What is it?- Dartmouth: “altercation between two canines….Hanover Police….East Wheelock Street….Hanover Police….Safety and Security….Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center….a male vomiting into a barrel.” You know exactly where that link goes.
- Penn: “‘I often search different intellectuals and watch their videos,’ he said. “Having a site with just this would be helpful.’” Maybe one day he can read their books too.
- Princeton: Say it ain’t so, Ernie — Nava walks!
- Yale: Now this is just an interesting article.
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January 19th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
The eight inch by three inch obsidian rock was maybe a dildo from your daddy’s little shop of whores in Hamburg where Biggie uses it on her red light district customers. She has a wall full of them, whips, chains and that sort of stuff for your rich daddies. I’m sure she could make a great book, knowledgeable enough to be a PHD in hide the dildo. She told me of some of the disappearing battery run toys she applies to guests, they weren’t stolen but they did require some hospital intervention. ” Come on Biggie ” I said, ” The girls do it on purpose right ? “.
By the way how are the worlds most prolific baby killers doing today ? hitler was your boy prescott Bush.
January 20th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
“your boy… ?” Are you a 16 year old suburban white kid, christi-baby? I understand your intention is to ensnare the reader in a disorienting web of vitriol, but you are fucking with the lovable impressions of the lunatic behind the rant. Are your eyes even beady? Do you have a beard? You’re probably not even a hopeless shut-in or bomb-wielding recluse are you? I’ve lost so much respect for you right now.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:50 pm
The loveable impressions of the lunatic behind the rant, what the fuck are you on ? I don’t want your love, I want your education to be complete you mass murderer. Investigate your own history and find out that your daddies paid for adolf hitlers rage across Europe and it gave america control of the planet. Your own President classified the information for 60 years because it was so sensitive, the rockefellers, prescott bush, henry ford and others were well received by the nazi’s. Your founding fathers were a gangster a lawyer a plutocrat and something else for the fourth clown that created your satanic country. american’s are the world’s most prolific genocidal profiteers and you refuse to acknowledge your own history. american’s are the worlds most prolific fake Christians. Torture and pre-emptive war over lies combined with the rest of americas history and it’s difficult to claim you’re human much less Christian, animals are more socially responsible. While your blue chip genocidal profiteers were busy rearming the nazi war machine as fast as possible they also were in Beijing, China investing in the Chinese to make war on Japan. A coup in Central America was also at the same time by y’all, was it Nicaragua, ah unfortunate for me how my memory fades with all these horrific facts. You need to read some John Loftus you dolt. Is it 16 year old boys your daddy is interested in fucking ? It’s only disorienting because you’re a brainwashed zombie one trick pony sack of vomit satan worshipping petri dish procreating plutocratic fascist naziesque orwellian roveianlly infanticidal caligulesque mengelesque sadistic smiley faced self medicating sociopathic infatile lemming paramecium shit with grandiose desires of beastiality. Web of vitriol huh ? What are you a house plant ? I hope you totally lose the loveable impressions you seem to fondly remember of what ever rant of mine you might have read. You people are fucking evil liars. The whole world laughed when President Hugo Chavez called you satan at the United Nations and you zombies just don’t get it. I wouldn’t hire you to pick up the turds my non existent dog might leave behind.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:58 pm
“brainwashed zombie one trick pony sack of vomit satan worshipping petri dish procreating plutocratic fascist naziesque orwellian roveianlly infanticidal caligulesque mengelesque sadistic smiley faced self medicating sociopathic infatile lemming paramecium shit with grandiose desires of beastiality.”
should we put this in unconditional raves?
January 21st, 2008 at 11:21 pm
you should know that any good history course that covers revolution can’t help but mention the CIA’s involvement in either inciting some uprising, or in trying to squelch it, depending on prevailing political winds. It’s what we do. It’s why the CIA exists. Why compile intelligence from around the world if you don’t think you can manipulate it to your advantage? My point is that anyone who wants to know these things knows them, and you are only informing freshmen english lit majors who haven’t taken history yet. So most americans are ignorant to these facts; big deal. If you want to talk about the failings of democracy then that’s a whole different debate – one that has a resolution. If you only want to point out how ignorant the average American is regarding anything that isn’t American Idol, then I have news for you: the sky is also blue.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
yo this dude cRaAaAzYYYY
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 pm
If any good history course will do, what explains you’re all so dumb. You make it sound like the knowledge that Pearl Harbor wasn’t a surprise attack is common knowledge, you make it seem as though prescott bush and his blue chip buddies support for adolf hitler was common knowledge. So you agree that americans practice a fake brand of Christianity for the cia so america can have what it wants economically ? No way on earth could you mass murderers actually pass for Christians and you demand the conversion of Jews in your prophetical attempts to rebuild Israel ala americana satan. The cia’s number one assets are pedophiles, killers, drug dealers, pimps, prostitutes, thugs, crooked cops, crooked politicians, crooked corporations, thieves and and and. Failings of democracy anywhere are because of american evil and greed. You’re fucked attempts at stealing through free trade created Carlos Slim Helu’s 60 billion dollar net worth expanding at a rate of a billion a month. In seven years if money doubles it’s 120 billion but his wealth is accumulating at one billion a month and in seven years the likelihood is he’s worth at least 200 billion, current path is 144 billion. He’s set up with monopolies everywhere. Y’all tried to steal on mass from the world again but smarter people beat you at your own game. Fuck the planet who cares if it dies tomorrow, and kings for an evening economic theology. Not only do you get fucked at your own financial game your rockefellerian foreign policy profits off your own dumbasses complicit suicide while they kill the planet.
Your president is my bitch,general hayden and the cia are my bitch. They’ve tried to kill me repeatedly and failed in front of the world, everybody behind the scenes all over the world has sen repeatedly. If you want to know prophecy, I’m the freak they fear. Do your students know of the ” murder the Messiah ” and ” Kill Christ ” templates your rich scour the world in search of fulfilling ? Hmmmmmm, asshole, is it common history book knowledge too, because it will be. President bush knows about me, so does clinton. It was clinton in the first attempt on my life and bush the continuation. Justice will continue to b served on a diamond platter. Everybody knows about me, except the general public you say is stupid, and that I’m coming for satan america. You’re gonna get used to hearing me and seeing me use my hammer and hatchet to help your education and reality.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 pm
The problem with these entertaining but insane rants is the inherent problem with all conspiracy theorists–who really thinks America is that complicated or smart? We can’t catch a 6 foot 5 inch Arab on dialysis who is making regular cell-phone calls, nor can we kill christianarchsiti apparently. It must be a facet of insanity that every lunatic assumes both hypercompetence and transparent machinations behind every historical event.
That said, my bet is that the rants are the product of a group of Harvard students who compete to see who can produce the best and most vitrolic post in between jerking off in the bathroom of their I-banking jobs.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
I believe you meant “en masse”, not “on mass”. And “y’all”? Please–if you’re not American, what country are you from?