Harvard’s Very Magical Commencement Speaker
It looks like Spawn-of-Satan Drew Faust’s magical kingdom will have an extra-special magical visitor this spring. That’s right: J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series, will speak at this year’s Harvard commencement.
But what will Rowling talk about? Will she finger Faust (rightly!) as the inspiration for Voldemort? Will she further advance Dumbledore’s homosexual agenda?
Last year, Bill Gates spoke at commencement, a day after Bill Clinton gave the Class Day address. According to the Crimson, though, it looks like Rowling might be the bigger hit:
Last July, on the eve of the release of the seventh and final book, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” dozens of restaurants and stores in Harvard Square stayed open late and posted Harry Potter-themed specials, Tercentenary Theater hosted a three-hour concert that featured the musical stylings of Harry and the Potters, and hundreds of Harry Potter fans, many in wizard costumes, lined up outside the Coop to purchase a copy at the stroke of midnight.”
I can’t wait to see all the nerds ditch their gowns and mortarboards for some good old-fashioned wizard costumes.
