H-Bomb Returns, Lets Dennis Kucinich Cop a Feel

by Maureen O'Connor | January 17, 2008 at 1:46 pm

H-Bomb Returns, Lets Dennis Kucinich Cop a FeelH-Bomb, Harvard's much-talked-about (though not as often written or read) sex mag, is back! Er, sort of.

An onslaught of Bomb-related tips have been assaulting our inbox ever since the rag's new website went live, if you count a filler backdrop and six YouTube videos as a "new website." Must be the "righteous babes" staffing the mag, double-clicking extra furiously in the name of self-promotion. The videos feature H-Bomber Jenna Mellor giggling her way through the New Hampshire primaries, interviewing "voters! candidates! and campaigners!" about sex. Highlights include Romney staffers describing the "perfect woman" as a Stepford wife-- then back-tracking and saying Anne Romney or Laura Bush-- and a brief interview with Dennis Kucinich (Q: "How has politics affected your sex life?" A: "I'm happily married.") culminating in Ms. Miller leaping into the Elf Candidate's open and sexually-liberated arms.

The result is cute and kinda entertaining, but seriously, H, where is the porn? We want confused overachievers cavorting awkwardly in their panties, stat. Because if you can't top Primal Scream, you've got nothing.

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2 Responses to “H-Bomb Returns, Lets Dennis Kucinich Cop a Feel”

  1. mk Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    That’s Jenna Mellor, not Miller.

  2. maureen o'connor Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 11:38 am

    That explains why she was impervious to my googling. So noted.

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