An Important Welcome Back Message From Your IvyGate

An Important Welcome Back Message From Your IvyGateAfter celebrating the 22 days of Christmas like any God-fearing Christian should do, IvyGate will return to a "normal posting schedule" today, presumably until eternity. This will include regular installments of that popular roundup feature, RagTime, parts VII-MMCCLLXVI of the Anscombe Affair, some fun about self-important Dartmouth fraternities and Mark Zuckerberg showing that devilish face of his on the teevees. Oh and YES, EVERYONE AT DARTMOUTH, we know that Larry goddamn David was at your college. You can stop e-mailing about it now. But keep e-mailing other tips because those are fun too!

Happy 2008 from the riveters at IvyGate. 

4 Responses to “An Important Welcome Back Message From Your IvyGate”

  1. BIGred Says:

    One of the new American Gladiators (Jamie Reed aka Fury) is a Cornell alum (BS ‘00 Engineering, MEng ‘01)… http://www.femmefigure.com/Bio.htm, http://www.americangladiatorsblog.com/biographies/jamie-reed-biography, haven’t seen the show so I don’t know how much screentime she gets.

  2. D Says:

    Larry David came to Dartmouth.

  3. repressed keg Says:

    Larry David, HIllary & Bill, McCain, Obama (puke), Edwards, etc. C’mon IvyGate, you could’ve managed cranking out a *little* bit of coverage.

  4. D '10 Says:

    also Beta is back.

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