The Yale Christmas Penis Brings Holiday Cheer to All Who Cross Its Path

 The Yale Christmas Penis Brings Holiday Cheer to All Who Cross Its Path

‘Tis the season for many things, including giant electric penises. 

A tipster writes in: 

Last night, between 10pm and 3am, the freshmen of the Ezra Stiles college at Yale constructed a massive christmas light penis on the front of Lawrance as a response to the traditional christmas light “JE SUX” written across the front of Farnum, the adjacent dorm. The penis was estimated to be about 100 feet long, and even sported multi-colored, blinking ejaculate. The penis will ostensibly remain on Lawrance through the end of finals (next week).”

Argh! All this Yale geography is confusing me! I think the point is that ever since Father Time first came around, Yale students have been writing “JE SUX” on one of their buildings to the chagrin of other Yale students. Thankfully the war has apparently escalated into an epic battle of electric penises, which is far more satisfying for the rest of us.

After the jump: the electric penis ejaculates all over Harvard. More pictures.

The Yale Christmas Penis Brings Holiday Cheer to All Who Cross Its Path

 

 The Yale Christmas Penis Brings Holiday Cheer to All Who Cross Its Path

  • je2010

    Hardly a lost tradition – JE’s lights have consistently been the brightest on old campus. DPort’s have never come close.

    last year the JE SUX was much brighter – ten strand thick, baby.

  • je2010

    Hardly a lost tradition – JE’s lights have consistently been the brightest on old campus. DPort’s have never come close.

    last year the JE SUX was much brighter – ten strand thick, baby.

  • @je2010

    you are too young to remember, but it *was* lost until 2004, when intrepid DPorters revived it, and were promptly imitated by all the other colleges–including JE.

  • @je2010

    you are too young to remember, but it *was* lost until 2004, when intrepid DPorters revived it, and were promptly imitated by all the other colleges–including JE.

  • Morse

    All began at 90 York Square Place in 2004 with a giant blue and white display.

  • Morse

    All began at 90 York Square Place in 2004 with a giant blue and white display.

  • BKsbetter

    i personally wanted to draw a picture of a penis ejaculating a thunderbolt for the BK thundercocks, but that was met with half-hearted murmurs of too great a difficulty to accomplish. I then simply wanted to do the BK shield, which was also shot down due to difficulty. So we ended up with a BK. it kinda sux.
    on a related note, ALL FRESHMAN IN OLD CAMPUS— STOP COMING TO BK TO EAT. WE’RE OUT OF SEATS AND FOOD B/C OF YOU

  • BKsbetter

    i personally wanted to draw a picture of a penis ejaculating a thunderbolt for the BK thundercocks, but that was met with half-hearted murmurs of too great a difficulty to accomplish. I then simply wanted to do the BK shield, which was also shot down due to difficulty. So we ended up with a BK. it kinda sux.
    on a related note, ALL FRESHMAN IN OLD CAMPUS— STOP COMING TO BK TO EAT. WE’RE OUT OF SEATS AND FOOD B/C OF YOU

  • y07

    These young’uns. No sense of history.

  • y07

    These young’uns. No sense of history.

  • @ y07

    Tell me about it. And, “Morse”: ‘giant blue and white display’ or no, the christmas light arms race on old campus started with welch. trivial? maybe. sweet? hell, yes.

  • @ y07

    Tell me about it. And, “Morse”: ‘giant blue and white display’ or no, the christmas light arms race on old campus started with welch. trivial? maybe. sweet? hell, yes.

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