The Daily Princetonian’s Poop Fetish

by Maureen O'Connor | December 11, 2007 at 2:11 pm

We were willing to overlook the Prince’s decision to publish an exegetical piece on copraphagic viral video phenom “2 Girls 1 Cup,” but then yesterday’s article on violations of “no pet” dorm policies contained this:

Emily said her kittens have also created odor-related woes, especially when they had digestive infections that caused them to defecate often….

“A little known fact about young kittens [is that] until [they are] about three to four weeks [old], they are incapable of stimulating their own waste-passing,” she said. “In order for them to urinate or have a bowel movement, the mother usually licks their rear ends. When they are orphaned, a human has to rub their tushies to get them to go to the bathroom, or they will literally explode because of their own waste.”

Congratulations to newly-anointed editors Jonathan Zebrowski and Yao Wang. You just ruined kittens for an entire generation of Princetonians.

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2 Responses to “The Daily Princetonian’s Poop Fetish”

  1. Comments p09 Says:
    December 11th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    I love Yao Wang so much, I just want to have his child. That’s all I’ve ever wanted…

  2. Comments JB Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    It’s coprophagous, morons.

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