Breaking News: Yale Christmas Penis Update
Yalies are really into their Christmas penises. We're not so sure why. Another tipster writes in:
Well, in response to your story of today about Yale's lights, the freshman in JE amended the message on the side of Farnam to be more accurate, rearranging a few lights here and there. ES is the acronym for Ezra Stiles college, the one that....erected the original display. ES and JE apparently agree on something - ES sucks cock!"
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December 13th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Seriously, does this constiute something of interest… to anyone? I’m sorry Ivygate, all your recent pieces are boring as hell, your attempts at humoring them up fail miserably. You guys suck.
December 13th, 2007 at 11:43 am
I think most of us already know that the overwhelming majority of Yale has an obsession with the penis.
December 13th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
jamal lewis- a truly classy move
December 13th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Ok, good one JE. now, since we all know this is going to devolve soon, let’s bond together and you change the “ES” to a giant “H”. and then let’s all party on old campus and celebrate the weekend.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
ESSUX? That doesn’t look like much of anything. Regardless, there’s still a huge penis jizzing on your college in this picture.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Now I understand why my brother aced Yale yet can’t integrate e^x: Yalies are penis-worshipping intellectual lightweights. Future presidents indeed!
December 13th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
ummm question. why did JE want to write JE SUX on their dorm in the first place? aren’t they like dissing themselves?
confused.
@ D our throwdowns involve chugging, not christmas lights…
December 13th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
@Homie:
Sorry, it just means your brother’s a dumbass. Thanks for playing, though.
December 13th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Dear D ‘08:
Go read the other post.
LYLAS, y07
December 13th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
@je2010: Well, he aced Yale including calc. So what does that say about Yale? Your snarky rejoinder sort of ignored that point.
Maybe Yale can spend more endowment — and buy you all some brains.
December 13th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
homie are you seriously implying that yalies are stupid? that seems pretty ridiculous. it is quite possible that your brother took all gut courses to boost his gpa. this phenomenon is not exclusive to yale.
December 13th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
you’re dumb yale! you’re fucking dumb!
d-u-m-b!
December 13th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
@Homes:
Did he…take calc in high school? And…have you seen his report card? And…does being able to integrate e^x get you laid a whole lot like you seem to think it should?
Slow clap for the math stud over here.
December 14th, 2007 at 12:05 am
Disregard that. I suck cocks.
December 14th, 2007 at 2:09 am
ummm yeah, I read the JE explaination of why JE SUX but um. qua? y’all make no sense, and i thought our frats had weird traditions….
December 14th, 2007 at 2:31 am
someone should send in an updated photo–Stiles changed it to a rooster.
December 14th, 2007 at 3:41 am
yeah, the dean of freshman affairs threatened to excomm our Freshman Counselours if we didn’t take down the ejaculating penis. The new cock (which is a lot better from an artistic standpoint) merely serves to take a jab at Dean Levesque.
December 14th, 2007 at 7:46 am
@D ‘08: Aw, hon, don’t be down on yourself. What’s weird about homoeroticism, or ritualized male bulimia?
December 14th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I agree I go to Yale and this is pathetic–weird kids.
December 15th, 2007 at 4:06 am
@y07: homoeroticism and ritualized bulimia? haven’t you heard of pledge term?
December 15th, 2007 at 4:11 am
@y07: homoeroticism and ritualized bulimia (male or female)… haven’t you heard of pledge term?
December 15th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
you win my vote for most defensive, patronizing, and bull-headed. why do you feel so threatened by the negative posts here? you obliterate each criticism (no matter how flimsy) with derision. is life after graduation so miserable that this comforts your soul?
December 16th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
What a Dick move
December 17th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
how did this all get so deep… it was a penis made out of xmas lights, comoooon thats all.
And i thought it was genius.
December 17th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
how did this get so deep? It was a penis made out of christmas lights made to piss of JE. get it? no? o ok then. Calm down! It’s ok, you don’t have to understand everything…
I thought it was genius
December 24th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
About 2 weeks ago, my younger brother’s friend told me to go to this website because there was something about Yale and a penis. Good stuff Bulldogs. Makes me miss all of the shenanigans from my “bright college years”!