Anal Sex Tearing Cornell As(s)under
The Cornell anal sex symposium happened almost two weeks ago, but we've only recently watched the video of the protests outside the event. And its incredible: there's the gay-sounding, half-lisping president of the College Republicans talking about an "act that is not morally right," the pert and perky co-ed discussing "how it can be done, the pleasure one can get from it," rows of sort of self-defeating protesters with signs that say "anal sex." It's a self-parody, only it's not.
This is the one time I'd actually suggest going to the Sun's website (they won't let us embed the video). Hearing Cornell kids repeat the phrase "anal sex" 45 times in a row is reason enough to check this out. It's truly filmic.
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December 3rd, 2007 at 1:32 pm
at first i thought, totally insensitive to call the college republican guy a closet homo, but he kinda is. also the first person, man or woman? i really couldn’t tell.
but why are cornell kids so anti-anal sex. this isn’t like 1950. seems rather absurd. you wouldn’t see that sort of protest at brown or columbia for sure.
and since when are republicans against gay sex? against gay marriage sure, but i’m pretty sure that anti-sodomy laws are no longer planks in the gop platform.
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I wondered the same thing: since when are Republicans against anal sex?
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:17 pm
this kid is blind. really
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:22 pm
that*
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:03 pm
None of the speakers in the video spoke eloquently. None of them had good arguments either. One would at least expect their words to be eloquent, if not well-reasoned. Disappointing. I was looking for a good fight.
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:04 pm
http://cornellsun.com/node/26398
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Pee pees are for babymaking only! Not for clogging shower drains or people drains! Right?
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
While I think it’s ridiculous that the Cornell Republicans would protest the proselytization of anal sex, it also seems that the sponsors of the lecture probably HOPED for the attention and notoriety which the protesters brought.
I mean, who sponsors a lecture about anal sex EXCEPT to revel in the outcry which might ensue? It’s not that difficult, folks. Get it hard and put it in.
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
yea, i thought the closet homo republican might be blind too, but that’s just too much shit for one kid to deal with. i was just hoping he had like weird looking eyes.
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Good old Cornell – finding ways to throw away money since 1865. By the way, he really is blind, and the “half-lisping” tone of his voice is his Egyptian accent.
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:57 pm
That guy’s a freakin’ idiot–and gay.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I definitely respect Ahmed. At least College Republicans demonstrate how to conduct a CIVIL protest, and speak rationally about their points. IDIOTIC COLUMBIA LIBS, TAKE NOTE!! Also, that “thing” at the start of the video should be shot.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:13 pm
something interesting finally happens at one of the ivies, and ivygate decides to talk about the lamest ivy, aka cornell… where’s the columbia bar shooting article? lame ivygate…lame
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:24 pm
“[T]here’s the gay-sounding, half-lisping president of the College Republicans…”
way to combat homophobia with heteronormativity, ivygate.
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:25 pm
I’m all for a symposium on anal sex, but the organizers took a real smug, condescending tone towards the Republicans instead of engaging in real debate. “Go ahead, hold your sign up.” “I’d like to thank the College Republicans for publicizing this event.” This is part of the reason why half the country hates us liberals.
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
can we all just agree that this is the best ivygate headline in quite a while?
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Come on tell the truth, ivy leaguers have courses in anal retention? Are they pre-requisites for c.i.a. employment or the nypd, the pentagon maybe? We know how you yanks love your sphincter patrol and team sodomy strategy. I’m not amazed in the least that while the world’s at war the ivy leaguers are busy discussing the finer points of shit on a plate. I hear it’s a real delicacy amongst your rich. A friend of mine was paid $1000 to piss in a mug for some twisted rich fool to disgust his dinner companions buy drinking. Later he was told the man’s fetish was for shit on a plate in which case he’d pay $2000. Was it your daddy that liked to frequent the red light district in Hamburg and get the end of his dick sewn shut for thrills from big bad birgit? She really is quite a woman, her room in the red light district looks like a mix between a torture chamber and a dildo shop, odd considering it’s mainly men that are her customers. Which one has your name on the label? Truth is really stranger than fiction.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Christianarchisti is a modern Lord Timothy Dexter. If you really read what he writes, it blows your mind. I dare say that it’s genius.
December 4th, 2007 at 12:02 am
I wasn’t aware that each orifice has a morality standard associated with it. But then again, when does religion ever make sense? BTW: The prez of the College Rep.’s is a Muslim. I wonder what the base of his party thinks about HIS morality.
December 4th, 2007 at 12:49 am
Protesting the event is seriously absurd; I have no problem with people taking it in the bum and wanting to know how to do it properly (any person, any study!). I think it was silly of the CR’s to protest, but you have to give Ahmed a lot of credit. He is actually one of the most eloquent people I’ve met at Cornell and one of the most down-to-earth conservatives (actually a convert to the GOP). Also, the SA may be totally useless, but Ahmed dominates the group.
Honestly, I think the protest arose more out of boredom than actual concern. Just look at the one douche with a smile from ear to ear.
December 4th, 2007 at 1:21 am
“the one douche with a smile from ear to ear” – that’s a phrase that won’t leave my mind for quite some time…
December 4th, 2007 at 3:33 am
“The prez of the College Rep.’s is a Muslim. I wonder what the base of his party thinks about HIS morality.” Maybe because he knows more than you about first hand Islamofascism. Also, @ Cornell Conservative ‘11 (b/c you have to state your year…) lube and a condom, what more do you not know?
December 4th, 2007 at 4:02 am
” ‘The prez of the College Rep.’s is a Muslim. I wonder what the base of his party thinks about HIS morality.’ Maybe because he knows more than you about first hand Islamofascism.”
What you said is incoherent and seemingly not germane either.
December 4th, 2007 at 8:48 am
Yeah. The president is not lisping and gay. Believe that he’s actually legally blind. Remember him walking around campus with a red tipped stick from when I was there ‘06. Remember this kid showing up at one of our parties. Very random. Hadn’t seen his face since then. No idea he’d grow into prez of this organization. They are generally rather intelligent when compared to the left on campus. Not saying that the left is not intelligent, but just that over the last two decades at Cornell it hasn’t been seriously challenged on campus and its membership is sort of, intellectually, out of shape.
December 4th, 2007 at 11:07 am
That seems to be the case with the american left as well.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I agree with @ Jake.
Especially here at CU (the important CU), the liberals always have a jackass “we’re right and smarter than you” approach to everything while the conservatives *usually* (plenty of counterexamples) come up with arguments that use reason.
December 4th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
@ Cool-umbia
Where can I get a name like that?
December 4th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
“the liberals always have a jackass “we’re right and smarter than you” approach to everything while the conservatives *usually* (plenty of counterexamples) come up with arguments that use reason.”
Gee–I’ve never heard that one before. In fact, one of the most frustrating things about affected, argyle-sweater wearing conservatives is that they are nothing more than the absolute negative image of a ’smelly hippie’. The cling to the idea that they are calm and reasoned as a substitute for the reality that they are shrill and irrational.
December 4th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
*yawn*
December 5th, 2007 at 12:16 am
Frankly, I wanted the girl at the beginning who said “and awesome” to just come out and say “DAMN love getting it in the ass.” I mean, did you see the look on her face? She looked positively turned on!
December 5th, 2007 at 12:19 am
Some of the comments on here are truly pitiful. Even forget about anal sex for a moment–it’s you people who make a mockery of what it means to have an Ivy League education.
December 5th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Hey, where did you pick that line up, elementary school?
December 6th, 2007 at 2:22 am
I thought Dartmouth was supposed to be the conservative Ivy. I can’t imagine anyone showing up to an anti-anal sex protest here.