The Worst A Cappella Group Finals: Chord on Blues Face New Challenge

Let’s be honest: There’s no way Penn’s Chord on Blues can lose this tournament. Including them was necessary, but it also spoiled the curve, as it were. We want to make these finals interesting, however, so we’re going to… hmm… “tweak” the rules:

The Worst A Cappella Group in the Ivy League Tournament Finals

Penn’s Chord on Blues vs. **THE COMBINED BADNESS** of Cornell’s Absolute A Cappella and Dartmouth’s Cords

When: Right now through Monday at noon

Where: After the jump

It’s the only way. 

Our first finalist and #1 seed needs no introduction. Plug your ears for Penn’s motherfucking CHORD ON BLUES:

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There are very few good things about our second finalist, the #3 seed, Cornell’s Absolute A Cappella. Still, we’ve used advanced calculus to determine that there is no way they, or any other individual competitor, can beat the C.O.B. alone. So our second finalist is actually two teams: Absolute and the previously eliminated #4-seeded Dartmouth Cords. You are to judge them as one steaming aggregation of dung.

Cornell Absolute A Cappella:

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Dartmouth Cords:

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And IF the Cornell/Dartmouth combined badness defeats the C.O.B., well, we’ll figure out who the real tourney winner is… later. Remember, voting runs through the weekend and ends Monday at noon.

  • dArTmOuTh ’10 ChIcA

    i like the dartmouth cords. that guy who sings the first solo is so cute!

  • dArTmOuTh ’10 ChIcA

    i like the dartmouth cords. that guy who sings the first solo is so cute!

  • sasha

    That comment was obviously made by the scrawny white guy himself.

  • sasha

    That comment was obviously made by the scrawny white guy himself.

  • Josh

    Chord on Blues isn’t so bad, saw their new show last weekend, this video is awful but they r actually good aside from that terrible vid

  • Josh

    Chord on Blues isn’t so bad, saw their new show last weekend, this video is awful but they r actually good aside from that terrible vid

  • 1234

    “Semi-Charmed” is a 3EB song, ducky.
    And Jimmy is awesome.

  • 1234

    “Semi-Charmed” is a 3EB song, ducky.
    And Jimmy is awesome.

  • Absolute

    Thanks for the publicity!
    Come to the concert:
    this Friday (11/9), 8pm
    at Statler Auditorium

  • Absolute

    Thanks for the publicity!
    Come to the concert:
    this Friday (11/9), 8pm
    at Statler Auditorium

  • ajt

    Seen Absolut in concert – they are terrific!!
    The lead singer is one of the BEST!!!

  • ajt

    Seen Absolut in concert – they are terrific!!
    The lead singer is one of the BEST!!!

  • ajt

    Seen Absolut in concert – they are terrific!!
    The lead singer is one of the BEST!!!

  • ajt

    Seen Absolut in concert – they are terrific!!
    The lead singer is one of the BEST!!!

  • concetta

    Seen Absolut in concert – they are terrific!!
    The lead singer is one of the BEST!!!

  • concetta

    Seen Absolut in concert – they are terrific!!
    The lead singer is one of the BEST!!!

  • slo

    The Absolute concert was freakin ridiculous! They rock my world. Thank God no one takes this site seriously.

  • slo

    The Absolute concert was freakin ridiculous! They rock my world. Thank God no one takes this site seriously.