Let’s be honest: There’s no way Penn’s Chord on Blues can lose this tournament. Including them was necessary, but it also spoiled the curve, as it were. We want to make these finals interesting, however, so we’re going to… hmm… “tweak” the rules:

The Worst A Cappella Group in the Ivy League Tournament Finals

Penn’s Chord on Blues vs. **THE COMBINED BADNESS** of Cornell’s Absolute A Cappella and Dartmouth’s Cords

When: Right now through Monday at noon

Where: After the jump

It’s the only way. 

Our first finalist and #1 seed needs no introduction. Plug your ears for Penn’s motherfucking CHORD ON BLUES:

There are very few good things about our second finalist, the #3 seed, Cornell’s Absolute A Cappella. Still, we’ve used advanced calculus to determine that there is no way they, or any other individual competitor, can beat the C.O.B. alone. So our second finalist is actually two teams: Absolute and the previously eliminated #4-seeded Dartmouth Cords. You are to judge them as one steaming aggregation of dung.

Cornell Absolute A Cappella:

Dartmouth Cords:

And IF the Cornell/Dartmouth combined badness defeats the C.O.B., well, we’ll figure out who the real tourney winner is… later. Remember, voting runs through the weekend and ends Monday at noon.