Ragtime November 8, 2007: Of Hogwarts and Hunger Strikes
Brown: "Almost everyone marries their high school sweetheart straight out of Hogwarts and immediately starts having children (Lily and James Potter, Arthur and Molly Weasley, Harry and Ginny, Hermione and Ron.)"- Dartmouth: "Police were called to a brook just outside of Hanover after a citizen reported seeing dead kittens in the water. Police found an unmarked travel carrier that had been filled with kittens and then dumped in the brook."
- Columbia: Gatorade-fueled hunger strike the most hilarious thing to happen since A-jad, 1968! (updates on this later, of course)
- Cornell: Cops, university, love busting student downloaders!
- Harvard: Harvard's very own Marion Jones.
- Penn: Murder trial's jury still deadlocked!
- Princeton: The War on Fun continues.
- Yale: The closest New Haven will ever come to hosting the Olympics.
From today's Dartmouth Police Blotter:
October 31, 3:12 p.m.,
South Main Street
Police were called to a brook just outside of Hanover after a citizen reported seeing dead kittens in the water. Police found an unmarked travel carrier that had been filled with kittens and then dumped in the brook. Due to the extended time that the carrier had been in the water and the advanced nature of the decomposition, police do not know how many kittens were in the carrier.
Jesus christ.
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November 8th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
the new yaledailynews.com is impressive imo.
November 8th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
1. Does that new YDN page actually have *more* ads than stories?
2. That comic in today’s YDN ROYALLY SUCKS.
3. I read that Police Blotter the other day….SO sad. Props for highlighting them though! Tthe “Overheard” section runs tomorrow.
November 8th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
The quotes are still too long — just use “”Almost everyone marries their high school sweetheart straight out of Hogwarts and immediately starts having children,” that’s long enough; just use “Police found an unmarked travel carrier that had been filled with kittens and then dumped in the brook,” that’s long (and brutal) enough.
November 9th, 2007 at 2:04 am
Um, bigred? Why are you making suggestions on our blog?