Ragtime November 29, 2007:
Cornell: Place called "Ithaca Gun Factory" not as cool, lead-free as it sounds. Also, not a gym.- Dartmouth: "Outrageous and even at times egregious, Young Ivy touched on everything from having to cram for finals...to crazy dance parties with girls who have "turkey in the back and are wide at the hips."
- Harvard: Ouch, that's a cruel lede to read if you're Martin S. Feldstein
- Harvard: Good article, better headline.
- Penn: Is there any political gesture more useless than a quilt?
- Princeton: A tearful coda to a once whimsical tale of public urination.
- Yale: "Yale oughtn't be thus," concludes op/ed on classism at Yale.
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November 29th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
you missed a column on anal sex, eating girls out, and the secret society circle jerk known as “top 25 seniors” in the sun today! for shame!
November 29th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
That YDN op-ed is such a wild tangle of arguments, some of them valid. But I’ve gotta say, you can get unlimited coffee for a buck at the Bass Cafe, which is cheaper by far than anywhere in town. Classist cafe my ass.
November 29th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Anal sex and eating girls out is awesome. Coffee at the Bass Cafe is on the other hand a bit too tangy.
November 29th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
the aids quilt is quite useful, it raises awareness about AIDS and shows just how many people have been lost to it, also their families make the quilts, which shows there are more victims than just the deceased
November 29th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Gabriel Arana is a shithead, and an ugly one at that.
November 29th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
“It is no secret that Cornell students are hard workers but in The Princeton Review’s 2008 Best 170 Law Schools book, that fact is numerically proven. ”
LISTEN IDIOTS, PLACE A DAMN COMMA AFTER “WORKERS”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 29th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Not using commas the right way pisses me off as well. We should make comma a verb. Commaed. Commatize. Yeah I like that. Commatize.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
hardly a “secret society circle jerk” this year. that “top 25″ Cornell list had barely any on it for a change since it was the “most scene” instead of “most influential.”
November 29th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
the cornell list is hardly a “secret society circle jerk” this year. since they changed it to “most scene” instead of “most influential”, there are barely any members on the list for a change
November 30th, 2007 at 10:41 am
F.E.E. Mocatta, author of the YDN op-ed, is the scion of no shit, one of the richest banking families in Britain. He’s basically a Rothschild. It’s nice to see, though, that the Lord still cares about us serfs. Thanks, Freddy!
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Is Freddy really that rich?
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:26 am
Freddy Mac is a douche, that’s for sure.
December 16th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
I think he’s hot.