Holy Hipsters! SexPowerGod Goes SFW (if you work in a tranny brothel)
Activity at Brown screeches to a halt as the annual release of the Brown Queer Alliance’s SexPowerGod party promos (the greatest/creepiest foray into amateur smart-kid smut this side of Casper Desfeux) forces everyone to drop what they’re doing and masturbate furiously before glowing computer screens. Or, so we assume are the goings-on of the Ivy generally acknowledged for sexual superiority and the lingering scent of patchouli. This year’s queerific posters feature a hipster explosion of coiffed facial hair and neon leggings, a far cry from last year’s deer-in-headlights male nudes, though we do appreciate the surfeit of BDSM-phranalia and smattering of chicks with dicks. Also, “LOVE IS… GOD!” nod to gay evangelicals (how else to explain Rick Santorum?) and the following warning from SexPowerGod’s online flier:
Dance Policies:
- No reentry
- No bags
- No cameras
- Brown/RISD Only +1 Guest
- Photo-ID required for entry for both students and guests
- There are no tickets, only a guest list
- Admission is non-transferrable
- INTOXICATED STUDENTS WILL NOT BE ADMITTED
- No yearbook photographers be at the dance
Somebody please sneak a camera in. Discipline fetish much, Brown QA?
After the jump: This year’s SexPowerGod gallery.
8 Comments | 
| 
Print This Post
Read more: Brown, Sex, sex power god
Email – 
Search
About
Follow us on Twitter
Report a bug
Archives
RSS Feed
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:13 pm
What, exactly, would I be furiously double-clicking my mouse to in these pictures???
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Can we just nuke the queers? Also, can we fire Maureen for deleting comments she doesn’t like?
November 2nd, 2007 at 9:42 pm
This is what friendship parenting has lead to. Instead of setting boundaries and teaching children appropriate behavior they are allowed unlimited “creative freedom”.
November 4th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
this is just wrong
November 5th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
all of you need to chill the fuck out. “friendship parenting?” who are you, a focus on the family spokes person? the world needs more sex-positive parties.
November 6th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
more sex-positive parties, maybe. definitely less bullwhips protruding from rectums, and FAR LESS hipsters using the tired juxtaposition of religion with the prurient. ever watch _the secretary_? tough love and setting boundaries doesn’t mean boring, just tasteful.
November 6th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
“appropriate”
“tasteful”
terms like these have been used throughout u.s. history (an in many other cultures) to oppress people of color, queers, women, the poor, and so on–to characterize their behavior as deviant and in need of policing and repression. let’s think beyond these narrow prescriptions of “acceptable” behavior. social justice requires this.
November 28th, 2009 at 12:28 am
Fuck niggers and all that shit you are talkin. good is good bad is bad