Cornell Orgy Planner: “I’d prefer this not get awkward”

by Maureen O'Connor | November 29, 2007 at 8:59 pm

Cornell Orgy Planner: "I'd prefer this not get awkward"

Okay, so, Cornell seems to be far less freaky than its other Ivy League brethren. Columbia apparently has a sex club. AND WE HAVE MORE STUDENTS! We currently have one girl and two guys. We want male inquiries, as it is an orgy.

Cornell is lame. I’m only in college for another year. I want to do something crazy. Let’s start an orgy or at the very least, a foursome. This post, then, is looking for a male participant in an orgy with me and other people. Please only straight men for this event. The men have requested that it’s a blanket requirement, I guess.

Let’s get this straight: One girl wants a herd of anonymous straight men to clusterfuck her, and since the dudes aren’t interested in touching each other, we assume they’ll be taking turns on her? Wasn’t there a Law & Order: SVU about this? “I’m incrediblyyyyyyyyyy sexual,” our darling nymph adds. “And bored.”

For your titillation and/or terror, post preserved in full after jump.

Cornell Orgy Planner: "I'd prefer this not get awkward"

 Cornell Orgy Planner: "I'd prefer this not get awkward"

Cornell Orgy Planner: "I'd prefer this not get awkward" 

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8 Responses to “Cornell Orgy Planner: “I’d prefer this not get awkward””

  1. Comments Columbiatch Says:
    November 29th, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    IVY LEAGUE ORGY MEET-UP!

  2. Comments one though Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 12:14 am

    EW

  3. Comments Brunette Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 12:38 am

    I wonder where that included picture was taken.

  4. Comments sasha Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 9:52 am

    Japan, obviously. It’s old.

  5. Comments d07 Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 11:50 am

    road trip!

  6. Comments P Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    what was “the other orgy post above?”

  7. Comments awgy Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    If we had an 8-way, which school would send the girls and which the guys?

  8. Comments y07 Says:
    December 3rd, 2007 at 1:38 am

    Gotta agree with Sasha. It has to be Japan.

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