Blog Woman On Campus: I Hate Everything
As the name of her blog expressly expresses it, Eleanor Mulhern (P '07) hates everything. Except talking about how much she hates things. This blog is pure negative energy. The pattern is simple: begin with a question ("Why is there that cheesy side-story in Independence Day?", "Why is Lohengrin played at so many weddings?", "Why do people struggle at staircases?") and then answer that question in the form of a vituperative rant. Why is the internet so wonderful?
As usual, here are a bunch of quotations which may entice you to read more:
"Why do middle-aged women dress like débutantes? Why do fat girls dress like thin girls? Why do women not know to buy strapless dresses a size down?"
"Irregardless" is a vile addition to the vernacular and should be expunged without delay. Failing that, people who use it should be shunned.
And really, with a name like D'Brickashaw, if you don't make it to the NFL, what can you do? Work at a bank? Seriously.
Turn signals are not just for fun. They are not just pretty flashy lights. They are in fact intended to help other people on the road figure out what you, with your tiny little pea-sized brain, are going to do with your automobile.
Hallowe'en candy does not make your kid fat. Do not make him dread Hallowe'en because you are simultaneously too lazy and too interfering to be a good parent.
The candy might make him sick for a day, or bounce off the walls. This is a small price to pay for his not hating you for the rest of his life.
Her blog can be visited here.
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November 26th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Wow, what an exercise in futility! Why publicly spew your (very unfunny)bitterness like that? Blogs are so disgustingly self-indulgent.
November 26th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I can’t believe I read all of that. I think I now have enough vitriol to last me through the winter.
November 26th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
I think I’m in love.
November 26th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Just when I was geared up to hate the blog, I realized that Mullhern makes pretty coherent and reasonable arguments– not just rants. Good work.
November 26th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
She’s mine motherfucker!
November 26th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Pistols at dawn, then.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
She’ll hate you for it.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
i hate people who say ‘hallowe’en.’ wtf.
November 27th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
That’s how it’s spelled, idiot. Same situation as Hawai’i.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
lol @ D’Brickashaw.