Because Nothing Says ‘Glamour’ Like Fairy Jihad-Mother

Because Nothing Says 'Glamour' Like Fairy Jihad-MotherWe're already salivating for the December issue of Glamour magazine, featuring all four female Ivy League presidents as 2007 Women of the Year.

Prince and DP reports confirm that The Prezettes -- Princeton's Shirley Tilghman, Brown's Ruth Simmons, Harvard's Drew Gilpin Faust, and Penn's Halloween- and maybe-Jihad-loving Amy Gutmann -- will appear in glossy photos alongside the likes of Jennifer Garner, Elizabeth Edwards, and child actress Abigail Breslin. Gutmann has already begun denying the fact that she's totally pumped to get airbrushed:

Though Gutmann doesn't "have much time to read magazines like Glamour," she said she is pleased that the magazine will use the Fund to raise money for charities that support causes for women.

Whatevs, Amy, we know you're excited to get a professional blow-out and glossy photos, and for little girls the world around to cut out your picture and decorate their notebooks with it. For those who can't wait to see if the Gutbomb reprises her strapless red Homecoming dress, fear not! IvyGate will be there for you on November 13 when Women of the Year hits newsstands.

4 Responses to “Because Nothing Says ‘Glamour’ Like Fairy Jihad-Mother”

  1. dartmouth Says:

    JENNIFER GARNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. bunny Says:

    yale is tagged instead of harvard.

  3. Yale '11 Says:

    This is kind of a non story, so I’ll post my general IvyGate comment here… no story on the utter failure of Go Cross Campus? Color me surprised, considering the huuuuge stretches you guys have been making lately trying to find stuff to write about.

  4. did you bother checking glamour's website? Says:

    http://www.glamour.com/news/woty/articles/2007/11/ivy_presidents

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