Another Day, Another Dollar, Another Compromising Photo of a Famous Person’s Daughter

Another Day, Another Dollar, Another Compromising Photo of a Famous Person's Daughter 

The above photo comes from Gawker and shows Harvard student Hillary Dobbs, daughter of CNN national anchor and eminent xenophobe Lou Dobbs, kissing a girl. Which is a crime, you know. As long as she’s not kissing a Mexican, right Lou? 

12 Responses to “Another Day, Another Dollar, Another Compromising Photo of a Famous Person’s Daughter”

  1. Comments D'06 Says:

    It’s pretty clear they’re kissing each other on the cheek. What a scandal!

  2. Comments Agreed Says:

    I usually stand by you guys but wtf? Fuck Harvard anyway though

  3. Comments Penn '08 Says:

    dear hal parker,

    in the future if you’re going to steal multiple people’s jokes almost verbatim, don’t link directly to the source material. also, along those same lines, if you can’t come up with something original to say about an (generally unnewsworthy) item in the four days since it initially hit the internet, maybe it’s best to let it go.

    best,
    me

  4. Comments hal parker Says:

    “if you’re going to steal multiple people’s jokes almost verbatim, don’t link directly to the source material”

    dammit, I didn’t even read the comments…in retrospect, I wish I had coincidentally plagiarized something funnier

  5. Comments anonymous Says:

    ahh! blatant apostrophe misuse in that photo! it pains me!

  6. Comments notice Says:

    the girl on the left feels left out, and so is emulating the kiss.

  7. Comments fuck you Says:

    does anyone else notice that douchebag with the bad dye job in the background? awesome.

  8. Comments lou dobbs sucks cock Says:

    any spawn of dobbs is no friend of mine. FUCK HER UP YO!

  9. Comments Patriotic Ivy Leaguer Says:

    Lou Dobbs’s wife is Mexican American. Seriously, why has this site been taken over with leftist talking points? Now everyone who is deepled troubled by illegal immigration is “xenophobic”?

  10. Comments miserable at Columbia Says:

    kissing on the cheek is something girls do all the time, especially in photos. straight girls, i might ass. this is such a non-entity. you guys are fucking stupid.

  11. Comments miserable at Columbia Says:

    kissing on the cheek is something girls do all the time, especially in photos. straight girls, i might ass. this is such a non-entity. you guys are fucking stupid.

  12. Comments to: fuck you Says:

    Yes, if only someone would kiss the girl on the left she wouldn’t appear so lonely.

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