And a Happy Thanksgiving From the Worst Person in the World!
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November 21st, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I have to agree with him that it was a personal email and his business, and that it is quite pathetic how much people care about criticizing him. With that, I’ll take my shot by just pointing out that for all his intelligence, he seems to have a tremendously difficult time comprehending some very simple concepts.
November 21st, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Sounds like he’s got something to prove.
November 21st, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Smart, Great Job, Movie Star, Lives in a High-Rise. Totally oblivious to concepts of social tact and personability, and incredibly egocentric. Actually he might just be a high functioning Sociopath. A dumber, uglier, and less eloquent Patrick Bateman.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:08 pm
what’s with the repeated pink shirt?
November 21st, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Everyone knows it takes a real man to wear pink. Also, he likes the way it brings out eyes. And suspenders.
November 21st, 2007 at 6:09 pm
I don’t exercise regularly, FUCK HIM!
And jdate.com is where the action’s at.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Clearly this guy is a douche, but nonetheless, his arrogance regarding his accomplishments is somewhat justified. He probably did work hard to gain those things and merely stating that he has accomplished these measures of success doesn’t make him a horrible person.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:49 pm
MORE LIKE MATCH DOT WRONG! LAFFO!
November 21st, 2007 at 10:22 pm
I’ll bet he bangs that Asian chick.
November 21st, 2007 at 11:26 pm
He’s wearing suspenders!!!
November 21st, 2007 at 11:33 pm
THANKS IVYGATE HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU TOO
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:36 am
if hes so desirable, why is he seeking companionship through match.com?
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:38 am
He’s wearing suspenders! ….to the hallows with him.
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:41 am
He’s wearing suspenders! ….to the hallows with him.
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:42 am
“If this could happen to an Ivy League grad with an IQ like mine, it can happen to anyone.” IS HE SERIOUS?!
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:58 am
where did he go to school?
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:08 pm
He went to Penn, and just like that school itself, he feels the need to continue mentioning the fact that he’s from the “Ivy League”. Notice he never mentions Penn, he just says “I went to an Ivy League school.”
November 22nd, 2007 at 5:33 pm
He’s just put a fabulous video on YouTube– already collected three reviews of “douchebag”.
Elsewhere, he’s describing his newfound notoriety as possibly his ‘Mr. Whipple Break’ and expresses hopes of succeeding like Mikey from the Life cereal ad.
November 22nd, 2007 at 6:10 pm
He’s UPenn Wharton ‘88, and I’m surprised if he didn’t brag about graduating from one of the best undergrad business schools in the world. A lot of Wharton kids won’t mention the word “Penn” when they talk about where they go to school; it’s just “Wharton”.
November 22nd, 2007 at 6:36 pm
he’s not wharton. he’s penn w/ a few classes at wharton.
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
What an incredibly insecure douchebag. Look dude, the fact that you have all of these achievements does not make you an attractive person (in any sense). Finding someone to care about and spend time with is not all about resumes.
SURPRISE!
This guy clearly did not get beat up enough in high school.
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:48 pm
happy thanksgiving ivygate!
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:09 am
He isn’t accomplished he just has a very narrow, shallow assortment of stats. Unfortunately that is what happens to some Ivy Leaguers. Spending so much of your life trying to get such a narrow group of statistics can be debilitating. Thus the need to join MENSA which may be a Latin acronym for quiz takers insecure about their intelligence. This fella should have dropped a hundred from his SAT and developed a personality and another hundred to understand what is socially acceptable. Take another hundred off for common sense and he would have never needed match.com nor would he have posted something so ridiculous. Then take another 100 off so he can understand the concept of shame and embarrassment being compounded by stupidly coming on national tv. Hey, with that he could have still gotten into Dartmouth. Just kidding, just kidding. Love Dartmouth.
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:54 am
Keggy, do you exercise regularly?
November 23rd, 2007 at 1:33 pm
he went to the school commonly referred to as penn state.
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
is it me, or is that azn chick really hot??
November 23rd, 2007 at 3:58 pm
@Cornell:
Says the glorified state school. Yeah, I went there.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Did you notice the “just kidding”? Nonetheless, no one outside of New Hampshire and Vermont has ever heard of your glorified liberal arts college. Does Dartmouth actually consider itself an international institution of higher learning? Dmouth is most notable for their inspiration of Animal House and tradition of fratastic drunk tools.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Is the guy a jerk? Hella. Does he deserve to be threatened b/c some woman thought he was a complete jerkwad? Sadly…I think the answer is no.
@wow: The look of disgust on her face says his chances with her are nil.
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:46 pm
@@dmouth09:
You sound just like the guy in the video. And yes, Dartmouth is essentially a liberal arts college, and it’s one of the best of its kind on the world. Sure, we don’t have much of a graduate program, although we do have a business school that is continually ranked best in the world, and who really goes to Dartmouth for grad school anyway? Forgive me if my joke offended you. It’s tough finding things to do up here with all the polar bears.
November 24th, 2007 at 12:11 am
@Cornell: Last time I checked, it was statistically more difficult to get into Dartmouth than it was to get into Cornell. It doesn’t really matter, but you did bring it up. You’re right that Dartmouth does not have the brand-recognition that a lot of schools have; it’s amazing, then, that it maintains this statistical advantage, wouldn’t you say? For a small school in the middle of the woods, it fares quite well for itself, and having now moved on to a school that is about as well-known as Coca-Cola (and whose undergraduate education probably compares to McDonald’s), I can say that I’m glad for it.
November 24th, 2007 at 12:37 am
some of you are making it sound like dartmouth is some obscure little school… it does have name recognition. every ivy league has name recognition.
p.s. Cornell 11, i can’t believe you just said hella. you must be from northern california or want to be… either way, that’s horrible.
November 24th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
OMFG, Cornell, like, totally sucks. Or maybe it’s Dartmouth that sucks. Wait, is Cornell even in the Ivy League??
Discuss.
November 24th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Amp all of the comments about refusing to say “penn” and just saying “ivy league school”–everyone knows there are only 3 ivies out there
November 24th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I love how a post about an Ivy League douchebag just degenerated into a bunch of posts from other Ivy League douchebags. Of course, when I say “Ivy League”, I do only mean HYP, because there are only 3 Ivies, right p08?
November 24th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
I’m a little shocked that he went to Penn. When he kept on saying “Ivy League” and not a school, i just assumed he was an ex Theta Delt….
November 24th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
college.
November 25th, 2007 at 1:23 am
@dmouth09:
Hey you took my name…Ahhh, a polar bear!!!!
November 25th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
@dmouth09:
OH MAN A POLAR BEAR R U FUCKIN SRS?
November 25th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
you guys are really slacking. hardly a reason to visit this blog anymore than once a week…
November 26th, 2007 at 1:07 am
OH YEAH!!! W00T LMFAO LMFAPWOELR!!1!1!!!1two
November 26th, 2007 at 2:04 am
p08, you’re right, Princeton is the best school in America. Unfortunately you aren’t getting shit out of it because you’re wasting time on IvyGate like I am.
Also, we can’t forget to leave anyone out:
Columbia is so much better than that requirement and grade-less hippy magnet that is Brown!
November 26th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
@p08:
No, there are 8 Ivy League schools. The Ivy League is an athletic conference.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
are people still seriously comparing how hard it is to get into each other’s schools? are we in fucking high school or something? how about we all get together after 7th period and compare SAT scores before practice? who thinks that sounds like fun?
April 20th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
That’s embarassing….
Who the hell is actually that douchey?????