Ragtime October 31, 2007: Mr. Franken Goes to Providence
Brown: Rigorous challenging of political ideals occurs as Al Franken addresses Brown students at Blue State Coffee- Cornell: "With over 400 students packed into the tiny bar, Dino's became an instant sleaze fest when 50 year old cameraman and registered sex offender Rick Stanley '79 called action on the set."
- Columbia: Is Goldman Sachs intern's best insult really "You think you're so good, don't you British boy"?
- Dartmouth: Luckily for Programming Board, Dartmouth Cords' schedule is presumably wide open
- Harvard: "The Macintosh computer is the emasculated plaything of the effete, limp-wristed parlor liberals who have too much money and too little sense."
- Penn: Democratic presidential candidates participate in Philadelphia debate. Meanwhile, Mike Gravel watches from home.
- Yale: "Now that it is seasonably cold outside, where is your precious Al Gore now?"
--Compiled by Juli Weiner
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October 31st, 2007 at 11:02 am
1. Those quotes are WAY too long!!
2. The Cornell article is part of a Halloween joke… but we really did have a Girls Gone Wild truck here for some reason (they picked the wrong place to try to exploit young girls, we’re all way too old in Ctown and can get some without flashing a camera… word is the bar was packed with guys who hadn’t seen a real-live boobie in some time, and they went home disappointed).
October 31st, 2007 at 11:10 am
Brevity is the soul of wit, don’tcha know.
October 31st, 2007 at 11:59 am
Wow, EUGENE KIM is a flaming idiot, besides being Korean. Nothing like a dork writing an article that does nothing but portray how uninformed one is about technology.
October 31st, 2007 at 1:21 pm
what’s his ethnicity have to do with anything? Also, Vesal Yazdi, from the look of his other articles, has purchased first class tickets on the Asshole Express straight to Doucheville.
October 31st, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Hey, any truth to the rumor that Lindsey Lohan will be starting Class of ‘12?
October 31st, 2007 at 1:56 pm
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/irony/macbook-pro-is-the-fastest-windows-vista-notebook-317060.php
Actually, Macs were just shown to be the fastest Windows Vista notebook in an independently run test. Irony? I think so.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Why in the name of God would Yale knowingly admit an alcoholic, drug addicted teeny-bopper celebrity who isn’t even connected to old money? I mean really, there’s no pretense at all there- there isn’t even any talent to back up her celebrity, she’s famous for being famous…
Bleh, whatever. I liked the Harvard article, haha. PS Yale loses points for using “now” twice in one question. I am shamed.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:36 pm
lol @ Democratic debate
November 1st, 2007 at 12:01 am
ahem, ivygate is for ivy league students, barnard need not apply ms. w.