Harvard Scabies Outbreak Misdiagnosed! (maybe)
Yesterday our inbox was at capacity with rumors that Harvard’s Kirkland House had caught the creepy-crawlies from scabies-infested Pennypacker. Unable to confirm the icky allegation, we resisted rumor-mongering. But then the rumor took a turn so good, it was worth publishing unconfirmed!
After the alleged incident of scabies in Kirkland, University Health Services (UHS) realized it had made a misdiagnosis. So there was neither scabies in Kirkland nor in Pennypacker. This will appear in the Crimson this morning I believe. So the whole commotion with creams, cleaning crews, local news stations and much much more was for nothing.
For the first time in our lives, we’re watching the Gimpy Crimp with excited anticipation.
