Great Moments in College Journalism: The Prince’s Sting Operation Against Tiger Foods

It’s a slow news day here at IvyGate. And on slow news days, we like to make fun of college dailies and the hilarious ways that they cope with slow news days.

The Daily Princetonian – apparently enthralled by the sensationalism of “To Catch a Predator” – has published an expose that might be better entitled “To Catch a Pizza.”

The Prince goes into hysterical detail about the fact that students, armed with nothing more than a computer and a telephone, can order and charge food to other students’ accounts:

“Elaine Bigelow '10 was studying in her room in 1915 Hall at 10:30 on Monday night. A few hundred yards away in Cuyler Hall, a large cheese pizza from Iano's Rosticceria was delivered to a room where four sophomores scarfed it down. None of them paid for the pie; they just charged it to Bigelow.”

The Prince, which, for the record, might be the Worst Newspaper in the World, wrote this article without finding a single student who had actually been victimized by the supposed recklessness of Tiger Foods. They received permission in advance from both the people whose accounts were charged and those who charged them - the only victim in this entire escapade is the reader. I can only imagine the next article in this series: the Prince sends hookers to students’ dorm rooms – with their permission, of course – and tells us that they simply charged them to Tiger Foods. Now that would be a story.

14 Responses to “Great Moments in College Journalism: The Prince’s Sting Operation Against Tiger Foods”

  1. Get it right Says:

    Link goes to the drug article.

  2. Crimson09 Says:

    its more excitign than half the other stories out there why pick on this one? except for that picture…

  3. Pton09 Says:

    it’s a pretty good catch by the Prince, but now more people will prob steal food

  4. b11 Says:

    Still, though, it’s kind of a problem that it COULD happen. And if they thought of it, it’s more than likely that someone else has, too.

  5. Princeton Says:

    it’s more than anything the nass puts out

  6. wow says columbia '10 Says:

    it’s a first…someone calling the prince worse than the spec

  7. Columbia '09er Says:

    What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Columbia ‘10? The Spec is CLEARLY better than the Prince, although the Prince is still a great paper. At least they’re not as bad as the Sun, the BDH, or the D. The Sun is hardly fit for toilet paper.

  8. columbia '07 Says:

    from what i’ve seen the prince is a pretty terrible paper. people always ragged on the spec, but being at a non-ivy grade school now (although still theortically a good top twenty) the amount of drivel and crap in the undergraduate paper is uncanny.

  9. Avi Flamholz Says:

    The Prince is a very weak paper, but who cares? This Jacob Savage character is a whiny bitch and needs get over having graduated.

  10. ma353zda Says:

    c873t

  11. whatever Says:

    You too Avi, you too.

  12. steve-0 Says:

    the prince has more journalistic integrity than either of hal parker’s testacles

  13. @steve-0 Says:

    learn to spell: you either meant ‘tentacle’ or ‘testicle’.

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