Bomb-Bomb-Bomb, Bomb-Bomb-Iran
So members of the Brown Republican Club stage a "Honk to Bomb Iran" protest. A local progressive filmmaker accosts them. Hilarity ensues as you might expect, but ultimately everyone in this video loses. From the young Republican character douched-out in argyle and oxford-cloth who shrilly protests, "Sir, sir, sir, I'm telling you if could not flash that in my face," to the low-rent Michael Moore character who has taken it upon himself to bravely document the affair ("My dad was in da big one. India-China-Burma. He really fought, not like you gois."
Some highlights:
Filmmaker: "You guys really go to school here, huh?"
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Girl: "What kind of message are you going to like send to other people."
Brown Republican: [holding a "honk to bomb Iran" sign] "The message is pretty clear. It says honk to bomb Iran."
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Girl: "Do you understand what democracy is?
Brown Republican: "No, can you explain it to me?"
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Brown Republican: "I'm not a Republican, I'm a libertarian."
Filmmaker: "Oh that's a big difference."
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Filmmaker: "Do you believe that freedom is free?"
Brown Republican: "I don't believe in quoting Toby Keith."
Filmmaker: "Who is Toby Keith?"
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October 30th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
OMG dartmouth is conservativ!
October 30th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
you’re right, everyone in that video is a loser.
bomb iran? really? are they serious?
i feel like maybe brown’s hyper-liberalism has radicalized the (dweeby) campus conservatives to the point of complete and utter idiocy.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Dear dipshit who can’t spell, not only is this Brown, and not Dartmouth, but you obviously have never set foot in Hanover. If you had, you’d know how stupid you look claiming that “OMG dartmouth [sic] is conservativ [sic]“.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
The last quote (”Do you believe that freedom is free?”) isn’t correct. The republican in argyle said that and another republican made fun of his reference to Toby Keith.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
@Dan
you’re right. thanks.
October 30th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
The Michael Moore wannabe is an idiot. People are entitled to their opinions, even if they are conservative/libertarian/not on the far-left. But the Ivies, and Brown especially have always been like this.
October 30th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Most weird.
October 30th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
p’11, brown isn’t nearly as hyper liberal or activist as everyone thinks. I agree everyone in this video is an idiot though. They’ve been doing protests there on and off for a while now and there’s usually at least a couple counter protesters with obnoxious signs….personally, I find it amusing…much as I’d like to end the war, if we could show our support in ways that don’t involve making loud noises near my room, that would be awesome.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
the beginning of this video gave me a great idea for a new ivygate story: “annoying asian bitches of the ivy league.” there are so many here and it drives me absolutely mad.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
HOOONNNNNNKKKKKK
October 30th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
White bitches in the Ivy League are annoying as well.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Typical losers from Brown…
October 30th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Wow, I guess I should expect as much from Dartmouth.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
What’s with the harvard idiot’s obsession with Dartmouth? Probably an asian as well.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
HELLOOOO IT’S NOT DARTMOUTH. IT’S BROWN. read, people, read.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Can you explain to me how?
October 31st, 2007 at 12:37 am
that kid in the beginning totally schooled those girls when he told them that more ppl would die in iraq if we pulled out, what a thug
October 31st, 2007 at 2:42 am
Seems like something the tory party would debate on the YPU floor, though of course they would actually have an interesting and well thought out (albeit mildly retarded) argument for doing so, presumably in the interest of some “grand strategy” or another. This simply demonstrates the quality of thought occurring at brown these days… apparently the OC cameo has really changed the recruitment field. idiots…that is all…
October 31st, 2007 at 8:33 am
“This simply demonstrates the quality of thought occurring at brown these days… apparently the OC cameo has really changed the recruitment field. idiots…that is all…” Or perhaps it demonstrates the difference between an organized and regulated parliamentary debate and yelling at cars while on a street corner. Believe it or not, it probably doesn’t really have anything to do with how great Yale.
October 31st, 2007 at 9:51 am
My favorite line: “I can consult common law and punch you in the face”
October 31st, 2007 at 11:03 am
*is.
November 1st, 2007 at 9:41 am
I wonder if they would consider joining the army…