ANTM: Tory Still In!
Twelve anorexic chicks strapped on and rigged up for a couture evening gown rock-climbing challenge on America's Next Top Model episode 3. And Our Girl Tory (Victoria Marshman, Yale '09) is still in the running!
"I got into the top history program at Yale, so..." begins everyone's favorite Yalie in her required weekly Y-Bomb. (Notice how I dropped three in the process of even saying that? I'm "modeling" myself after Tory!) Then she kind of babbled about her shitty runway walk, but by that point I was too entranced by the boniness of her elbows to pay attention.
With the contortionist powers of a Russian gymnast, Our Girl Tory twisted herself into "model pretzel" with startling aplomb, even from her death-defying perch atop an indoor climbing wall in the middle of some trashy mall in the Valley. Is the CW having budget issues, or what? Nevertheless, big sad eyes and gangly limbs secured Tory's continued role in the competition... prolonging her rocky climb to the top... still in the game to be Tyra Banks' Favorite Sex Toy! -- er, America's Next Top Model! *
* See premiere recap for more on Tyra Banks' spanking fetish, which gives a whole new meaning to show slogan "I wanna be on top."
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October 5th, 2007 at 11:02 am
she is so pretty and i love her picture. so far she is doing well hahah. take that tyra.
October 5th, 2007 at 11:05 am
jesus she has no fat on her body. look at her legs.
October 5th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Tory needs to eat more of those organic lamb feta patties in the Berkeley dining hall. Seriously.
October 5th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
She looks scared to death, lighten up, you’re on a climbing wall.
October 5th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
The picture’s only good from the top up (her legs show no grace whatsoever) and only because she has photogenic eyes and good hair. Every time she mentions Yale and being a nerd, I want to punch the TV, which would only hurt me, so that makes me more mad. At least Elyse in Season 1 wasn’t dorky and apologetic about her intelligence. She owned it. You can’t be a model if you’re an insecure little punk like Tory. I hope they kick her out on her ass, soon, just so I can stop being embarrassed for my alma mater. The stripper’s got a much stronger look.
October 6th, 2007 at 1:54 am
hahah k ‘05 id like you to try to be a model, you seem to know so much about it. just kidding, you are definitely hugely insecure yourself and have nothing better to do than watch reality tv. tory is awesome and everyone i know is rooting for her, rather than bringing her down … why dont you show some support for your alma mater, not be a little bitch
October 7th, 2007 at 2:38 am
if you actually know anything about fashion photography, this picture is rockin. she has the best portfolio on the show right now BY FAR. and they are obvi editing it to make her seem like a nerd, duh. if she really went around like that all day, dont you think the other girls would mention it? they havent at all …
October 7th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
this girl is hilarious. i hope she wins. (she won’t because the smart ones never win, but hey).
October 7th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
i like how she described her “inspiration” for this picture as a sea nymph scaling a cliff. yaya and whitney never said anything like that!
October 10th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
DAMNIT TYRA THAT WAS SUCH A BULLSHIT ELIMINATION.
tory was the absolute best person on the show. even all of teenage girl america agrees (search the internet, seriously).
October 11th, 2007 at 12:32 am
what is the “top history program at yale” anyway?
unless she means GS, which isn’t really history…
October 11th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
tyra is dumb. victoria is awesome.
October 11th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
tyra is dumb. victoria is awesome.
October 14th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
yea yaya and whitney never said anything like that because 1. They were never prompted to and 2. even if they were they aren’t crazy.
“I feel like a fairy on acid scaling the walls” what kind of bull is that
October 14th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
its brilliant because she knows the show is so stupid, so she just says whatever she wants. she is so hilarious to talk to, seriously. yaya and whitney went further because they were black and tyra likes black women who go to college, not so much white women who go to college.
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