ANTM: Tory Eliminated, Millions Mourn!
"Noooo!" my cry of horror echoed through the Brown Hall courtyard, Princeton NJ, across the state limits and to New Haven, CT where Victoria Marshman, Yale '09, is likely receiving condolences from her extensive fan base of body dysmorphic 13-year-old girls. Tory, the Ivy League's Great Hot Hope, has been eliminated from America's Next Top Model! Tyra Banks, I am going to smother you in your sleep with one of your hideous wigs.
Dressed as a cactus for a plant-themed shoot, Tory proved too "prickly" for the Top Model judges' taste (photos coming ASAP!). Despite high-quality pictures in episodes 2 and 3, Tory's bad attitude and sass at the judge's table was our leggy friend's downfall. She'll just have to settle for "the top history program at Yale." The above picture is from the anti-smoking campaign of episode 2. See the dead fetus doll in her arms? That's what smoke-induced stillbirth looks like. Which is to say, HOT.
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October 11th, 2007 at 3:23 am
Any girl can do this, I fail to see how “model” is something of pride.
October 11th, 2007 at 7:12 am
I’ve got to sy, the best moment for me was when, the minute she heard she was out, she took off the painful heels. Go Tory!
October 11th, 2007 at 7:14 am
I’ve got to sy, the best moment for me was when, the minute she heard she was out, she took off the painful heels. Go Tory!
October 11th, 2007 at 9:02 am
boo tyra booooooo this girl was so great
October 11th, 2007 at 9:05 am
i really think the judges got tori all wrong. when she was asking questions, she wasn’t trying to challenge their criticisms, she was trying to really figure out what she could do better. she didn’t just want to be told “you have a unique something about you,” she wanted to know what it was so she could work it. she was just acting like a student…not a prick.
October 11th, 2007 at 10:09 am
agreed! she was too smart for them and they got scared so she was eliminated. they didnt even try to justify her elimation by saying she had a bad picture– because her pictures were GREAT and she was beating so many of the other girls. tyra is crazy.
October 11th, 2007 at 10:15 am
agreed! she was too smart for them and they got scared so she was eliminated. they didnt even try to justify her elimation by saying she had a bad picture– because her pictures were GREAT and she was beating so many of the other girls. tyra is crazy.
October 11th, 2007 at 10:16 am
victoria: (obviously sarcastic) you weren’t the best baby’s breath you could be
chantal: (serious) it broke my heart
October 11th, 2007 at 11:30 am
All this did was confirm that people in fashion only want their models to shut up and follow directions. If you have a brain, please don’t bother. God forbid a model actually ask questions.
October 11th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
this show is so ridiculously biased. let’s get rid of the girl with great pictures who actually looks like a model BECAUSE SHE MAKES US LOOK LIKE WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT and because she is maybe 239842034 smarter than our coked-out selves. go tory, i hope you pursue a modeling career because you were awesome.
October 11th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
There was a Dartmouthian on the previous incarnation of this show. I believe her name was Whitney. Why no coverage IvyGate? Terrible job.
October 11th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Dartboard: because Whitney was fat and black and Ivygate hates black folks… especially the plus sized ones.
October 11th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
And Will from Penn was ousted from Beauty and the Geek this week . . . such a disappointing week.
October 11th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
yes and will (penn) is gone from beauty and the geek.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
can you do a spoiler alert next time??? didn’t watch yet
October 11th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
isn’t that the fucking point? there is no next time?
October 11th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
I commend Tyra for the choice to eliminate her. She isn’t even hot!
October 11th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
yes she is. and she has that model look. just because she isnt fake orange tanned/curvy/belly button pierced doenst make her not hot.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
looking like a horse makes her not hot. and not even one of those great equines like war emblem or secretariat.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
she is hot. just because her cheekbones are higher than yours and she is probably half your size, doesnt mean you have to bring your bitterness and insecurity to this site. wait, that is what ivygate is for.
boo tyra anyway.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
funny you should pick on size and cheekbones, because my cheekbones actually are quite pronounced (you can’t see hers… they blend into the rest of her face) and she is actually bigger than me. i still think it’s really cool that she got to be on the show; i just happen to think that the judges made the correct decision.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
funny you should pick on size and cheekbones, because my cheekbones actually are quite pronounced (you can’t see hers… they blend into the rest of her face) and she is actually bigger than me. oh wait, i forgot – everyone who uses the internet is fatter, uglier, and stupider than…everyone.
i still think it’s really cool that she got to be on the show; i just happen to think that the judges made the correct decision.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
well if you are so good looking, you go on a modeling show, alright? and then we can all pick you apart too.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
yeah put your money where your mouth is. whats your name? lets look up your facebook and see how hot you think you are.
stupid anonymous posters. at least I admit im a self hating ugly jew.
October 11th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
please guys, i doubt even tory thought this was a real modeling show. i mean, it’s about models, and it’s on tv, but real models aren’t found on antm.
October 11th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
yeah tory thought it was a joke and said so on multiple occasions. which is why they kicked her off. she has awesome pictures though and could probably be really successful.
October 11th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
She got kicked off because she didn’t sink to the appropriate (low) level, which is good. I’m sure she’s laughing at them, and has found the entire thing quite entertaining…don’t get yourself all worked up over it.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Just wanted to say that although this is pretty obvious to me, it has sparked some new ideas that I will be working on. Thanks