Yale Society Outdouches Just About Everything

               Yale Society Outdouches Just About Everything

Or was there an even douchier party in the Ivy League this weekend? Always a possibility.

18 Responses to “Yale Society Outdouches Just About Everything”

  1. yale09 Says:

    yeah…that was an invite to a naked party. The hosts found the most pretentious freshmen on facebook and invited them to a secret “masquerade ball.” Eventually, on cue, they all got naked and scared the daylights out of those poor toolbag freshmen.

  2. brown11 Says:

    If what he says is true, that just went from douchebaggy to hilarious.

  3. yale07 Says:

    Yep, this happened to me my freshman year, only the invite wasn’t as douche-y. It was pretty funny, all the freshmen scattered like roaches in a spotlight, except me of course.

  4. Columbia 08 Says:

    I don’t understand…did they do this as a serious thing or as a joke on the pretentious freshmen? If the former, douchey, if the latter, excellent.

  5. Columbia '09er Says:

    @brown11: You would think so, wouldn’t you? At Brown everything gets better once you’re with a bunch of nude people. Don’t you guys run some crazy naked donut delivery service up there?

    If I’m not mistaken, Princeton has some sort of Naked Olympics thingamajig in the winter. Currently, I don’t know of any naked parties at Columbia, but right now we’re all a little scared of the administration catching us with our pants down (so to speak).

  6. Y '10 Says:

    Yea for the pundits! Oh, and they were definitely making fun of them.

  7. y 07 Says:

    The Pundits have another lovely tradition - on the first day of finals, dozens of them run naked through the Sterling Library at 12 am, throwing around candy and shouting “happy finals!”
    The problem is, many of them are kind of ugly, but it’s still pretty entertaining.

  8. Princeton09 Says:

    You are mistaken. The Nude Olympics were forcibly discontinued by the administration.

  9. Scooter Says:

    Hi mandy!

  10. brown11 Says:

    Despite being a devoted Brownie I’m relatively ambivalent about on-campus nudity, but the thought of the most stuck-up freshman Elis caught in their formal dress while the “Masquerade” turns into a nudist bacchanalia is just wonderful. Hats off to those who organized this stunt.

  11. keggy Says:

    You can’t go to a shittier school for nudity than Harvard, Penn, or Columbia. The whole ghetto (yes, Cambridge is a ghetto) urban feel right outside of campus just about kills any thought of streaking fun.

  12. @keggy Says:

    YOU’re a ghetto.

  13. yale09 Says:

    yeah…that was an invite to a naked party. The hosts found the most pretentious freshmen on facebook and invited them to a secret “masquerade ball.” Eventually, on cue, they all got naked and scared the daylights out of those poor toolbag freshmen.

  14. 09yalie Says:

    if my memory of high school latin is correct…”non ducor, duco” = “I am not led, I lead”?

  15. Columbia 08 Says:

    @09yalie - yup. It is also the motto of Sao Paolo, Brazil, which, of course, is largely “led” by Rio in the court of popular opinion.

  16. keggy Says:

    i wish i was a real mascot :(

  17. Columbia10 Says:

    Actually, Columbia has an administration approved “naked run” every October. I’m getting ready…

  18. Re: "@keggy " Says:

    GREAT comback! *yawn*, dork.

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