Yale Sex Tape Clocks in at a Whopping 45 Minutes!
Casper Desfeux, the Great Dane of Davenport, never got a chance to email his sex video to anyone. As an AP story recounts, wretched technical difficulties got in the way:
Desfeux told Yale police he never sent the video to anyone because, at 45 minutes, it was too lengthy to process. He also said he did not make any still photos from it.
Those Danes can go! We assume the Yale cops all slowly nodded their head and said "45 minutes? Nicccccce."
After the jump, more details from the silly arrest warrant affadavit. And silly lawyers.
Casper admitted to filming his then-girlfriend without her consent, but insists that he activated his MacBook camera only "to see if it worked."
The New Haven Register reports that Desfeux "had thought of telling the complainant about the video, at which point they could view it together." After having "second thoughts" he claims to have deleted it, though he's not sure if it remained on his external hard drive.
Police have charged Casper with showing his four roommates the video. Apparently one of these unappreciative young men ratted him out to the girl, calling Casper "a real scumbag."
Casper's lawyer, William Dow, appears likely to play the "you know those crazy college kids with their sex and what not" defense. "This is a misunderstanding involving two young college students," he said in a statement. "There was absolutely no distribution of anything on the Internet. We're confident this will be resolved to the satisfaction of all parties."
Meanwhile, with the MacBook confiscated, Yale police are sitting in lock-up, eating donuts, and having a long circle-jerk, marveling at the Great Dane's incredible stamina.
On another note, Casper has been surprisingly forthcoming with IvyGate:
"I would be very happy to talk to you guys," he responded to an e-mail, "but I'm sorry to say that while the case is still under investigation, I have been advised not to speak to anyone about matter--until things have been sorted out."
Let's sort this out quickly, Casper. We're dying to know your secrets.
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September 20th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Since when was 45 minutes of sex some kind of extraordinary feat? I feel sorry for the Elis.
September 20th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Because the tape was 45 minutes, it doesn not mean that he was really having sex for 45 minutes. Maybe there were holding hands for 44 minutes and the dirty deed was finished in 1 minute. I have not heard anyting good about the danes in bed..
September 20th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
but things start to get sore at around the hour mark, or sooner if the guy goes the “jackhammer” route.
September 20th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
HAHA. What a stud! I think I know the loser who ratted him out. Some awkward obese Mexican who is also in Davenport - probably wanted some badly needed attention. I knew immigrants would turn out to be behind this whole affair
September 20th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
AAAAhahahahaha. Oh immigrants, at least said ones are legal.
September 20th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Wait, he used a MacBook! They have bright green lights on the top when the camera is one, how did she not see?!!
September 20th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
@[the other] Yale ‘10: Man you are a douche. The guy to whom you are referring (”some awkward obese Mexican who is also in Davenport”) is a nice guy and, may I remind you, THE GOOD GUY here. Let me just fill you in since you seemed to have missed that sex signals ordeal at the beginning of Freshman Year. Filming yourself having sex with someone who hasn’t consented to the video and then showing it to your roommates = voyerism, douchebaggery, BAD GUY. Telling the girl about the twisted thing one of the people you live with and thought you were friends did = ballsy, right, GOOD GUY. So back off. And the guy to whom you are referring is legal. And I’m not even sure he’s the one who told the girl but on the off chance he did I think you should understand it was the right thing to do. Now stop giving our school a bad rap, we already have Casper out there to do it for us.
September 20th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
@[the other] Yale ‘10: Man you are a douche. The guy to whom you are referring (”some awkward obese Mexican who is also in Davenport”) is a nice guy and, may I remind you, THE GOOD GUY here. Let me just fill you in since you seemed to have missed that sex signals ordeal at the beginning of Freshman Year. Filming yourself having sex with someone who hasn’t consented to the video and then showing it to your roommates = voyerism, douchebaggery, BAD GUY. Telling the girl about the twisted thing one of the people you live with and thought you were friends did = ballsy, right, GOOD GUY. So back off. And the guy to whom you are referring is legal. And I’m not even sure he’s the one who told the girl but on the off chance he did I think you should understand it was the right thing to do. Now stop giving our school a bad rap, we already have Casper out there to do it for us.
September 20th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Anyone know what part of skull and bones building is this in the picture(link( below:
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Thanks
September 21st, 2007 at 12:14 am
there are only like 3 hispanic dudes in Dport2010, so I guess we know who it was now…
September 21st, 2007 at 1:35 am
Just three?
Are you serious? Oh, Yale… and we wonder why “Yale 10″ is so racist.
“What a stud” = class!
“Immigrants behind the whole affair” = genius!
and even “Yale 10 (also)” - listen, you seem like a decent person, and 99% right about all this, but listen close: it doesn’t matter whether the guy who blew the whistle on this whole disgusting affair was a legal immigrant or not. Why did you even feel compelled to bring that into the conversation?
September 21st, 2007 at 2:29 am
How the Hell did this thread get so popular?!
http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2007/08/breaking_columbia_vanquishes_dartmouth_in_usnwr_college_rankings_world_stops_1.html
September 21st, 2007 at 10:36 am
@three? THREE?? — This is out of a class of about 200 people in DC, so it’s not as though there are NO hispanic people at Yale.
I met Casper once; he has extraordinarily blue eyes. This is all.
September 21st, 2007 at 2:06 pm
All I have to say is, I had the biggest case of schadenfreude the day this article ran in the YDN. Casper is a douche. First day of being on campus last year, he slept with some skank- IN HIS ROOMMATE’S BED. And then we all had to hear about it. So when we heard, no one was surprised. The guy isn’t just a tool, he’s a powertool.
September 21st, 2007 at 2:38 pm
can’t you guys get more photos of him?
September 21st, 2007 at 8:05 pm
preferably below the belt.
September 23rd, 2007 at 4:28 pm
casper is a douchebag. no one actually likes him.
September 24th, 2007 at 12:20 am
Casper was in Professor Bloom’s PSYC110 course last semester. He was in the annoying habit of asking stupid questions about the material that had little or no relation to the subject at hand. At one point he appeared to be defending the “homosexuality is a choice” argument to the professor. Some long, rambling story about working with developmentally disabled children.
My girlfriend lived in his entryway last year, so I can corroborate the story about him sleeping with a girl on the first night in his roommate’s bed. He’s a total douchebag, everyone hates him–except for the stupid girls dumb enough to sleep with his sleeze.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:53 am
Yeah more pics please
October 6th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
yeah, he pretty much raped one of my best friends last year. She’s still freaked out about it. A first class douche, all the way.
October 6th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
yeah, he pretty much raped one of my best friends last year. She’s still freaked out about it. A first class douche, all the way.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:40 am
hey US… i know Casper, who is from DK.. while he did that crima at Yale, he had a girlfriend here in DK… he’s a fucking jerk… we hate him also here in DK.. He is like a sailor, he has a girl in every harbor… pig.. kick his as boys if you see him.. and tell him that it was a message from DK!!!
March 14th, 2008 at 4:42 am
hey US… i know Casper, who is from DK.. while he did that crima at Yale, he had a girlfriend here in DK… he’s a fucking jerk… we hate him also here in DK.. He is like a sailor, he has a girl in every harbor… pig.. kick his ass boys if you see him.. and tell him that it was a message from DK!!!
March 18th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Where is Casper now ? Did he get his punishment ? Is he still at Yale ? He is a handsome guy, so he must have many girlfriends or boyfriends for that matter
March 20th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Anyone here who knows Casper in person ? Please give me your hotmail adress. Is Casper still at Yale ?