Yale Sex Scandal: Meet the Worst Eli Since Whatsisname

Yale Sex Scandal: Meet the Worst Eli Since WhatsisnameReaders, you were right: sometimes in our haste we overlook an eminently postworthy story and delegate it to RagTime’s one-liner status. Yale sophomore Casper Desfeux, 20, was arrested last week for allegedly filming himself having sex with a girl without her permission. Of course, a sex tape is nothing to keep private, so Casper apparently showed it to others. At some point, we’re guessing, the girl found out. Even better? Casper’s Danish, i.e. creepily European. His lawyer calls the whole thing a “misunderstanding.”

After the jump: More douchey revelations that we strongly recommend you see. Just look at that picture!

According to his boomrevolution page (is this like Myspace for Danes?) young Casper’s favorite books include “ANYTHING” by Brett Easton Ellis. A Yale tipster tells us that he belonged to the Facebook group “Genetically Superior Men” as well as “Scandinavians will rule the world.” Until just a couple of days ago, his “About Me” informed the adoring public of the following:

Monday & Wednesday: arms and back… Tuesdays & Fridays: chest and shoulders… Thursday is all about those abs… And if you’re lucky… the weekend might be for you!

In light of the charges against him, Casper has since taken down some of the more American Psycho-type Facebook tidbits, though his religious views remain “Capitalist.”

We’ve also been told that he’s not sweating the article, as he’s told his roommate that it will most likely “help him get girls.” All this somehow makes the charges seem, well, totally believable.

We hope the sex tape was of him and Lauren Conrad.

Any more information about this guy? Any hook-up stories, perhaps? Send tips to ivygate@gmail.com.

  • c08

    This could possibly have been construed as a “misunderstanding” if he had been a socially clueless freshman. But a sophomore??

    Cut off his wang and throw him in jail.

  • c08

    This could possibly have been construed as a “misunderstanding” if he had been a socially clueless freshman. But a sophomore??

    Cut off his wang and throw him in jail.

  • currently abroad

    I was incredibly impressed by the douchebaggery of this young man, and doubly impressed by the comments in response. How any one who believes that Scandinavia is it’s own continent got into the Ivy League is beyond me. It is obviously part of Europe, the EU, though remains on the Danish crown.
    I am currently in England, which is, on the other hand, absolutely it’s own continent and has no ties to those somewhat regrettable and slutty European nations.

  • currently abroad

    I was incredibly impressed by the douchebaggery of this young man, and doubly impressed by the comments in response. How any one who believes that Scandinavia is it’s own continent got into the Ivy League is beyond me. It is obviously part of Europe, the EU, though remains on the Danish crown.
    I am currently in England, which is, on the other hand, absolutely it’s own continent and has no ties to those somewhat regrettable and slutty European nations.

  • currently abroad

    I was incredibly impressed by the douchebaggery of this young man, and doubly impressed by the comments in response. How any one who believes that Scandinavia is it’s own continent got into the Ivy League is beyond me. It is obviously part of Europe, the EU, though remains on the Danish crown.
    I am currently in England, which is, on the other hand, absolutely it’s own continent and has no ties to those somewhat regrettable and slutty European nations.

  • currently abroad

    I was incredibly impressed by the douchebaggery of this young man, and doubly impressed by the comments in response. How any one who believes that Scandinavia is it’s own continent got into the Ivy League is beyond me. It is obviously part of Europe, the EU, though remains on the Danish crown.
    I am currently in England, which is, on the other hand, absolutely it’s own continent and has no ties to those somewhat regrettable and slutty European nations.

  • currently abroad

    I was incredibly impressed by the douchebaggery of this young man, and doubly impressed by the comments in response. How any one who believes that Scandinavia is it’s own continent got into the Ivy League is beyond me. It is obviously part of Europe, the EU, though remains on the Danish crown.
    I am currently in England, which is, on the other hand, absolutely it’s own continent and has no ties to those somewhat regrettable and slutty European nations.

  • currently abroad

    I was incredibly impressed by the douchebaggery of this young man, and doubly impressed by the comments in response. How any one who believes that Scandinavia is it’s own continent got into the Ivy League is beyond me. It is obviously part of Europe, the EU, though remains on the Danish crown.
    I am currently in England, which is, on the other hand, absolutely it’s own continent and has no ties to those somewhat regrettable and slutty European nations.

  • currently abroad

    Also, computers in England post everything three times.

  • currently abroad

    Also, computers in England post everything three times.

  • currently abroad

    Also, computers in England post everything three times.

  • currently abroad

    Also, computers in England post everything three times.

  • Unmutilated

    The penis and foreskin:
    Preputial anatomy and sexual function

    O’Hara and O’Hara surveyed 138 women who had experience with both circumcised male partners and intact complete male partners.42 20 of the 138 preferred circumcised male partners while 118 (85.5%) preferred intact male partners with anatomically complete penises over circumcised males. The respondents reported that circumcised partners tended to ejaculate prematurely more frequently than intact male partners. Some respondents commented that unaltered male partners appeared to enjoy coitus more than their circumcised counterparts.

    Effects on sexual and marital relations associated with a missing prepuce (foreskin): Hughes reports a study in which intact (uncircumcised) males appear to enjoy better sexual compatibility in marriage which apparently contributes to marital happiness.29 Zwang states that it is more difficult for the partner to manually stimulate the circumcised male during foreplay.37 Depending on the individual, the permanently exposed glans may experience an excess of stimulation, or the wrong kind of stimulation, during intercourse which can lead to premature ejaculation (lack of “staying power”) in the circumcised male.37 The tight foreshortened immobilized skin of the circumcised penis is more vulnerable to laceration, bleeding and pain during intercourse

    http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/

  • Unmutilated

    The penis and foreskin:
    Preputial anatomy and sexual function

    O’Hara and O’Hara surveyed 138 women who had experience with both circumcised male partners and intact complete male partners.42 20 of the 138 preferred circumcised male partners while 118 (85.5%) preferred intact male partners with anatomically complete penises over circumcised males. The respondents reported that circumcised partners tended to ejaculate prematurely more frequently than intact male partners. Some respondents commented that unaltered male partners appeared to enjoy coitus more than their circumcised counterparts.

    Effects on sexual and marital relations associated with a missing prepuce (foreskin): Hughes reports a study in which intact (uncircumcised) males appear to enjoy better sexual compatibility in marriage which apparently contributes to marital happiness.29 Zwang states that it is more difficult for the partner to manually stimulate the circumcised male during foreplay.37 Depending on the individual, the permanently exposed glans may experience an excess of stimulation, or the wrong kind of stimulation, during intercourse which can lead to premature ejaculation (lack of “staying power”) in the circumcised male.37 The tight foreshortened immobilized skin of the circumcised penis is more vulnerable to laceration, bleeding and pain during intercourse

    http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/

  • Unmutilated

    Study: Circumcision Removes Most Sensitive Parts
    For uncircumcised penises, the areas most receptive to pressure were five regions normally removed during circumcision—all of which were more sensitive than the most sensitive part of the circumcised penis.

    http://www.livescience.com/health/070615_penis_sensitivity.html

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    Study: Circumcision Removes Most Sensitive Parts
    For uncircumcised penises, the areas most receptive to pressure were five regions normally removed during circumcision—all of which were more sensitive than the most sensitive part of the circumcised penis.

    http://www.livescience.com/health/070615_penis_sensitivity.html

  • Unmutilated

    Circumcised men are more vulnerable than natural men, because circumcision makes the penis smaller. Also, circumcised men are more likely to be dissatisfied with their penises than natural men, because a circumcised man is a sexually mutilated man.

    source: american culture by Kurt Johmann

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  • Unmutilated

    Circumcised men are more vulnerable than natural men, because circumcision makes the penis smaller. Also, circumcised men are more likely to be dissatisfied with their penises than natural men, because a circumcised man is a sexually mutilated man.

    source: american culture by Kurt Johmann

    http://www.johmann.net/essays/american-culture.html

  • alberta

    Such racist views in a supposed ivy league uni… haaa haa haa…. no wonder americans are rightly dismissed as dumb, the world over..ivy league…. hilarious hilarious

  • alberta

    Such racist views in a supposed ivy league uni… haaa haa haa…. no wonder americans are rightly dismissed as dumb, the world over..ivy league…. hilarious hilarious

  • alberta

    Such racist views in a supposed ivy league uni… haaa haa haa…. no wonder americans are rightly dismissed as dumb, the world over..ivy league…. hilarious hilarious

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    Such racist views in a supposed ivy league uni… haaa haa haa…. no wonder americans are rightly dismissed as dumb, the world over..ivy league…. hilarious hilarious

  • Laughing at all of you

    Wow!! First off, Casper is a jackass. Not for making the tape, but for getting caught showing it around like he did. I’m so sure that if given the same set of circumstances, 9 out of 10 of you would make a tape as well. However, I think that more of you would be more discreet as to whom you’d show the tape to. Secondly, cut vs. uncut. Ladies, if the guy you are with can’t f*ck, foreskin or not, isn’t gonna make much difference. He’s just another white boy with a phuqed up haircut trying to look cool!!

  • Laughing at all of you

    Wow!! First off, Casper is a jackass. Not for making the tape, but for getting caught showing it around like he did. I’m so sure that if given the same set of circumstances, 9 out of 10 of you would make a tape as well. However, I think that more of you would be more discreet as to whom you’d show the tape to. Secondly, cut vs. uncut. Ladies, if the guy you are with can’t f*ck, foreskin or not, isn’t gonna make much difference. He’s just another white boy with a phuqed up haircut trying to look cool!!

  • stupid american

    To the person who asked if Americans hate Europeans. No, not at least for the most part. Moreover, many people do relize the contribution to our war, not that it should be seen as our war. This war should be a place for the world to unite for a cause of improving the world. To show other muslim countries and people in other countries with over possive governments that they can succeed. But, that is not what this war has become, it has become a focal point for us the free world to deface and scrutinize each other, ranting about acceptance, when we (everyone included) are guilty of being contradictory of our selves. (Left+Right Wings) This brings me to the problems between you and us. The largest part of our media, including Hollywood, of which many young voters have followed, is the fact that the media only reports they things that soport their view or will increase their ratings. And it seems to be the same in Europe, the countries in and around. What us the people should do is research for ourselves, to overlook the reported badgering and see that we are both much like each other. For at least a large part at least. How do I know this? One from talking to NORMAL Europeans, Britt’s, and others. What I have found is those that are able to really come here to see our country are able to respect most of our people. Maybe not Nascar but that is more of taste and tradition. and problem not even understand the rednecks of our country, not that for the most part Europe doesn’t have its own. Just that ours are louder. I do understand this lifestyle, I being from western NC( i.e. hillbilly heaven) and many of my mothers family coming from West Virginia, and can honestly say that I am not inbred or in any way my own cousin, not even distantly. Not being a full blown redneck or fit in to any stereotype really, which makes it hard to have friends because most people gravitate towards the stereotypes presented. And only want to say that this life style has its strong points, and so do most others. I just wanted to say this for all those people who are shouting their idiotic opinions, who dosent understand that news is relative and that it is mush easier to support stereo-types (like Americans are womanizing rapist)than to look out for the real people and not just the loudest voices.

    Thanks Dale Jr.>die Pablo Montoya!!! LOL

  • stupid american

    To the person who asked if Americans hate Europeans. No, not at least for the most part. Moreover, many people do relize the contribution to our war, not that it should be seen as our war. This war should be a place for the world to unite for a cause of improving the world. To show other muslim countries and people in other countries with over possive governments that they can succeed. But, that is not what this war has become, it has become a focal point for us the free world to deface and scrutinize each other, ranting about acceptance, when we (everyone included) are guilty of being contradictory of our selves. (Left+Right Wings) This brings me to the problems between you and us. The largest part of our media, including Hollywood, of which many young voters have followed, is the fact that the media only reports they things that soport their view or will increase their ratings. And it seems to be the same in Europe, the countries in and around. What us the people should do is research for ourselves, to overlook the reported badgering and see that we are both much like each other. For at least a large part at least. How do I know this? One from talking to NORMAL Europeans, Britt’s, and others. What I have found is those that are able to really come here to see our country are able to respect most of our people. Maybe not Nascar but that is more of taste and tradition. and problem not even understand the rednecks of our country, not that for the most part Europe doesn’t have its own. Just that ours are louder. I do understand this lifestyle, I being from western NC( i.e. hillbilly heaven) and many of my mothers family coming from West Virginia, and can honestly say that I am not inbred or in any way my own cousin, not even distantly. Not being a full blown redneck or fit in to any stereotype really, which makes it hard to have friends because most people gravitate towards the stereotypes presented. And only want to say that this life style has its strong points, and so do most others. I just wanted to say this for all those people who are shouting their idiotic opinions, who dosent understand that news is relative and that it is mush easier to support stereo-types (like Americans are womanizing rapist)than to look out for the real people and not just the loudest voices.

    Thanks Dale Jr.>die Pablo Montoya!!! LOL

  • Danish boy

    What happend to the cute guy Casper ? does anyone have his e-mail adress ? He is so nice :o)

  • Danish boy

    What happend to the cute guy Casper ? does anyone have his e-mail adress ? He is so nice :o)

  • Concerned Dane

    What! This is no big deal – what were Americans getting all worked up about? Sure, he may be a douche. He certainly looks like one. But criminal charges??? Comeon. people. That would never have happened in my country. Why are Americans so goddamn prudish. Danish newspapers were making fun of this whole thing.

    Similar thing happened when I was studying in a Japanese high school, which happened to employ an American English teacher. So I showed this video of me and my new Japanese girlfriend to some friends in school. Not secretly captured or nothing. But the school found out, and this teacher treated me like I had commited some kind of grave immoral crime. Sheesh.

    Glad I’ll never have to set foot in the overly religious, moralist country known as the US.

  • Concerned Dane

    What! This is no big deal – what were Americans getting all worked up about? Sure, he may be a douche. He certainly looks like one. But criminal charges??? Comeon. people. That would never have happened in my country. Why are Americans so goddamn prudish. Danish newspapers were making fun of this whole thing.

    Similar thing happened when I was studying in a Japanese high school, which happened to employ an American English teacher. So I showed this video of me and my new Japanese girlfriend to some friends in school. Not secretly captured or nothing. But the school found out, and this teacher treated me like I had commited some kind of grave immoral crime. Sheesh.

    Glad I’ll never have to set foot in the overly religious, moralist country known as the US.

  • Concerned Dane

    What! This is no big deal – what were Americans getting all worked up about? Sure, he may be a douche. He certainly looks like one. But criminal charges??? Comeon. people. That would never have happened in my country. Why are Americans so goddamn prudish. Danish newspapers were making fun of this whole thing.

    Similar thing happened when I was studying in a Japanese high school, which happened to employ an American English teacher. So I showed this video of me and my new Japanese girlfriend to some friends in school. Not secretly captured or nothing. But the school found out, and this teacher treated me like I had commited some kind of grave immoral crime. Sheesh.

    Glad I’ll never have to set foot in the overly religious, moralist country known as the US.

  • Concerned Dane

    What! This is no big deal – what were Americans getting all worked up about? Sure, he may be a douche. He certainly looks like one. But criminal charges??? Comeon. people. That would never have happened in my country. Why are Americans so goddamn prudish. Danish newspapers were making fun of this whole thing.

    Similar thing happened when I was studying in a Japanese high school, which happened to employ an American English teacher. So I showed this video of me and my new Japanese girlfriend to some friends in school. Not secretly captured or nothing. But the school found out, and this teacher treated me like I had commited some kind of grave immoral crime. Sheesh.

    Glad I’ll never have to set foot in the overly religious, moralist country known as the US.

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  • umm… american?

    The Danes and Canadians who commented on this post come off as way bigger assholes than the Americans… chill out dudes, it’s offensive because the girl may not have wanted the tape to spread, and it’s within her rights to want that. so… just chill. I don’t think you guys have mastered the art of angry commenting on the internet that in no way reflects real life behavior.

  • umm… american?

    The Danes and Canadians who commented on this post come off as way bigger assholes than the Americans… chill out dudes, it’s offensive because the girl may not have wanted the tape to spread, and it’s within her rights to want that. so… just chill. I don’t think you guys have mastered the art of angry commenting on the internet that in no way reflects real life behavior.

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  • AlexeyN

    Hi, is Casper back on campus? Or has he transferred to another college/business school? When will he graduate? What is his plan? I heard he worked for Saxo Bank in Copenhagen?

  • AlexeyN

    Hi, is Casper back on campus? Or has he transferred to another college/business school? When will he graduate? What is his plan? I heard he worked for Saxo Bank in Copenhagen?