Yale Sex Scandal: Meet the Worst Eli Since Whatsisname
Readers, you were right: sometimes in our haste we overlook an eminently postworthy story and delegate it to RagTime's one-liner status. Yale sophomore Casper Desfeux, 20, was arrested last week for allegedly filming himself having sex with a girl without her permission. Of course, a sex tape is nothing to keep private, so Casper apparently showed it to others. At some point, we're guessing, the girl found out. Even better? Casper's Danish, i.e. creepily European. His lawyer calls the whole thing a "misunderstanding."
After the jump: More douchey revelations that we strongly recommend you see. Just look at that picture!
According to his boomrevolution page (is this like Myspace for Danes?) young Casper's favorite books include "ANYTHING" by Brett Easton Ellis. A Yale tipster tells us that he belonged to the Facebook group "Genetically Superior Men" as well as "Scandinavians will rule the world." Until just a couple of days ago, his "About Me" informed the adoring public of the following:
Monday & Wednesday: arms and back... Tuesdays & Fridays: chest and shoulders... Thursday is all about those abs... And if you're lucky... the weekend might be for you!
In light of the charges against him, Casper has since taken down some of the more American Psycho-type Facebook tidbits, though his religious views remain "Capitalist."
We've also been told that he's not sweating the article, as he's told his roommate that it will most likely "help him get girls." All this somehow makes the charges seem, well, totally believable.
We hope the sex tape was of him and Lauren Conrad.
Any more information about this guy? Any hook-up stories, perhaps? Send tips to ivygate@gmail.com.



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September 19th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
he’s not even hot
September 19th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
best comment so far, from gawker:
BY VANDUSEN AT 03:10 PM
Isn’t having invasive and borderline consensual sex with a sketchy European part of the Ivy League sophomore experience ? She should thank him for knocking out a requirement she would otherwisehave to fill with an expensive semester abroad in Barcelona.
September 19th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Sooo eurotrash…..She is probably very embarrassed from people seeing her getting off on a little tiny pinkish and disgustingly discolored uncircumcised dick.
September 19th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
As the dollar declines, I suspect we’ll see a lot more EuroTrash — just like the 80s. And post-graduation trips to Europe are going to get more expensive. Fvck.
September 19th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
@Brown ‘11: an uncircumcised dick is like a foreign accent. Differentiates you from the rest of the crowd and gives you a competitive advantage. Accordingly, an uncircumcised dick _and_ a foreign accent give you a dual competitive advantage.
September 19th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Denmark is in SCANDINAVIA, NOT EUROPE, you idiots. No place for euro-trash themed comments here…
September 19th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
…not to apply to Yale. Seems like that anti-social YDN writer has substantial verification of her claims.
September 19th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
I had no idea Scandinavia was a continent, YOU MORON. Wow, that sure is fitting!
Anyhoo, the guy is hot. I’d be up for making a video with him!
September 19th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Casper’s a huge douchebag. I am so happy this happened to him. He deserves it.
September 19th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Denmark is part of the continent of Europe, in the EU, uses the Euro for its currency, and IS NOT EVEN FUCKING NORTH OF THE BALTIC SEA. (If you can even locate that in less than a minute of searching on a map.) Pray tell, how could this tool not be 100% euro-trash?
September 19th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Gets me more turned on than a blotchy sunburn! I’m sure it’s from all the rugged hard work he does.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Totally unrelated but does ivygate know that Ahmadinejad is coming to Columbia to speak on Monday? Half hour speech and half hour Q/A.
September 19th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
As a Swede I’m very much enjoying these comments..
Denmark is in Scandinavia which is in Europe, it is also in the EU but, along with Sweden and the UK decided not to change its’ currency to the Euro..
Now please report on Ahmadinejad because the Spectator is crashing due to overload..
September 19th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
i think the new editors are great, and people should be less critical. just wanted to send my support…i love ivygate…boo lena..BOOOO.
September 19th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
lol how does that article make the writer seem anti-social? if anything it’s just a neutral report of what happened. if i’d written it i would have said casper is a huge douche who deserves never to get laid again
September 20th, 2007 at 12:38 am
I think you’re confused. I was referring to an article that appeared in the YDN deploring the hedonistic and vapid interests of Yale students (see IvyGate post from a few days ago). This dbag seems like a fine example the people described in the article.
September 20th, 2007 at 8:37 am
You guys make me sick. Hovering over someone’s misfortune like that.
Americans are so caught up in their hypocracy they can’t even tell a joke when they see one. Casper’s Facebook descriptions were highly self-ironical. No dane would write that in a serious tone. Only Americans would.
September 20th, 2007 at 8:46 am
1. Learn how to spell
2. Clearly you don’t know Casper, so shhhh
September 20th, 2007 at 9:50 am
hella lollin’ at “Casper’s facebook descriptions were highly self-ironical.”
September 20th, 2007 at 10:39 am
oh noes, his religious views are “capitalist”! He must enjoy making money. For shame.
Only in the ivy league would “capitalist” be a mark of shame.
September 20th, 2007 at 11:15 am
I’m almost SURE that the statement “Only in the ivy league would capitalist be a mark of shame” is an oxymoron. So here’s the deal, he’s a douche for putting it in his religious views section and you’re a douche for defending him.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
@columbia ‘10:
I know Casper personally, and he’s a huge douchebag.
However, I’m not sure why his choice to put “capitalist” as his religious views makes him a douche. People put “Led Zeppelinism” as their religious views - is this somehow wrong/douchey as well? There are enough things to make fun of Casper about without resorting to mentioning the irrelevant fact that he is not apparently not wracked with guilt over the concept of making money for one’s self.
September 20th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Um, I’m fairly certain his fb listings were serious considering that he is a giant a**hole that nobody in D-port really likes.
September 20th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Ive seen him on campus and he is HOT. apparently he had sex with a stunning swedish girl first night of his freshman year. will try and find out her name. much more important question: WHO is the yale student in the tape???!
September 20th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
saying that this guy’s freshman roommate was on constant sexilement is an understatement. This guy could have a threesome with your mom and your grandmother and convince them that its all good.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
In high school I used to know towny girls who would pick up college boys in the beinecke library and get busy with them in the private study rooms, maybe you fancy people could look out for those young girls virtue, instead of gaurding your Chapaquiticdate raper boys.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
In high school I used to know towny girls who would pick up college boys in the beinecke library and get busy with them in the private study rooms, maybe you fancy people could look out for those young girls virtue, instead of gaurding your Chapaquiticdate raper boys.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
In high school I used to know towny girls who would pick up college boys in the beinecke library and get busy with them in the private study rooms, maybe you fancy people could look out for those young girls virtue, instead of gaurding your Chapaquiticdate raper boys.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
In high school I used to know towny girls who would pick up college boys in the beinecke library and get busy with them in the private study rooms, maybe you fancy people could look out for those young girls virtue, instead of gaurding your Chapaquiticdate raper boys.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Hasn’t everyone been secretly filmed having sex in college, I mean University? I was by my Menudo loving boyfriend , I learneed later……
September 20th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Hasn’t everyone been secretly filmed having sex in college, I mean University? I was by my Menudo loving boyfriend , I learneed later……
September 20th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Hasn’t everyone been secretly filmed having sex in college, I mean University? I was by my Menudo loving boyfriend , I learneed later……
September 20th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Hasn’t everyone been secretly filmed having sex in college, I mean University? I was by my Menudo loving boyfriend , I learneed later……
September 20th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Hasn’t everyone been secretly filmed having sex in college, I mean University? I was by my Menudo loving boyfriend , I learneed later……
September 21st, 2007 at 1:56 am
@foreingbulldog: when a whole continent ( Europe) is full of uncircumcised dicks, there is not much of a competitive advantage there…especially when they are tiny, pink and disgustinglly cheesy….Apparently it is too cold in Denmark for people to bath daily. They bring that dirty habit with them when they come to “learn” across the Atlantic
September 21st, 2007 at 3:11 am
Are all Americans so anti-european?
September 21st, 2007 at 6:45 am
Come on guys! Update your knowledge on Europe. NO, we do not all have uncurcumsised dicks, we do not all drink caffe latté, and we do not all hate americans. And to make things clear. Denmark is in Europe. Denmark is also a nordic country. And Denmark is also a scandinavian country. Not just one of the above. We are 5.5 million Danes living in Denmark. We took part in overturning Saddam in Iraq, we have forces in Afghanistan, and spend 1% of our GNP on foreign aid. Our economy is very healthy, we get paid to go to university, we pay quite a lot in taxes to finance our social security system, our house prices are booming but we do not use subprime loans, we do NOT use the Euro - voted against it, we like american tourists, our girls are above average (an american walking the streets of copenhagen would get confused) and we have just had our crown prince ring the bell in Wall Street. So come on. The least you could do before writing nonsense would be to read the CIA factbook on our country.
September 21st, 2007 at 6:56 am
Brown’s 11: FYI, it rarey freezes in Denmark.The gulf stream keeps our climate quite nice. it rains to often, though. But then again, you know nothing. Are you a student at Yale? Did your dad pay?? Your acceptance is hardly based on academic merits.
September 21st, 2007 at 8:51 am
Scary that so many of you are anti-european. BTW, what makes you think europeans have small penises? From what I hear from my american friends visiting Copenhagen, danes have bigger penises than americans. We are also quite a bit taller, on average, than americans and while not perfectly correlated, these things tend to follow each other. We are also not as fat and fat tends to make the penis appear smaller :D
September 21st, 2007 at 9:04 am
BTW, his name is definitely not Danish (sounds french) and he doesn’t look Danish - might look a bit french I guess. Danish males are usually more masculine-lookine with shorter hair.
September 21st, 2007 at 2:20 pm
The name is French, he went to a British prep school, and he is a complete douchebag. And Vanessa, as much as we would all like to believe that his Facebook was ironic, it wasn’t. That’s actually how he thinks.
And up close (and even in those pictures) his face is just WEIRD. Not hot at all.
September 21st, 2007 at 2:42 pm
does anyone have photos of him, face and shirtless? he’s super hot!
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:53 pm
he is not hot at all, poor girl who had sex with him. and what a douchebag. cut off his wang and throw him in jail.
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:54 pm
cut off his wang and throw him in jail.
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:04 pm
^agreed.
September 22nd, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Ditto. Nice to finally come to a consensus. As an aside, anybody who knows law, can you please comment on how new the voyeurism prohibition is? Isn’t it only like 3 years old?
Another Dane: why are you claiming not all Danes have uncircumsised dicks like it’s something to be ashamed of? Is it something to be ashamed of?
To all the impatient, technologically illiterate ivy league members, let me explain to you something about the way the “internets” work: when you click the button, your computer sends the signal to the server, and it records it unless something is very wrong. If the server is busy, it may take awhile for it to get back to you with the response web page, but that NOT mean that it had trouble recording your transmission. SO PLEASE STOP THE PENTUPLE POSTING!
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Why did everyone seem to think that he was going to put the tape on the internet? He might be an ass for taping his time with his girlfriend without her knowledge, and he might be an ass for showing it to his friends, but that doesn’t mean he planned to show it to others. For all anyone knows it was his, and for his (apparent) collection. What no one seems to be asking about is what happens when the girl’s name gets out, as it almost certainly will.
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:57 pm
What everyone in the press seems to be concerned with is that the video file was too big for him to send, 45 minutes. I mean it’s not like the camera started when they started and it was 45 of “doing”. The whole tape was 45 minutes and who knows how much was foreplay or whatever, or how long the tape ran after they finished. It’s not like he’d just get up and shut it off without her knowing. Newspapers need to get a life.
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:32 am
No 13th warrior jokes please. Well, at least with his current level of “exposure”, no undue unmasking is required (tsk, tsk). Yale, you should know better–next, it will be sex in the halls–and the products of those ancient, forlorn unions will actually have the unmitigated gaul to desire Yale matriculation, too. Nothing quite like beating back the savages and poseurs these days, is there?
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:48 pm
apparently yale tried to get the girl to not press charges in order to keep the university’s reputation clean. that’s pretty sick. I am ashamed I go here now.
oh and casper is a complete and total asshole. I jump on the “cut off his wang and throw him in jail” bandwagon.
September 23rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
This could possibly have been construed as a “misunderstanding” if he had been a socially clueless freshman. But a sophomore??
Cut off his wang and throw him in jail.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I was incredibly impressed by the douchebaggery of this young man, and doubly impressed by the comments in response. How any one who believes that Scandinavia is it’s own continent got into the Ivy League is beyond me. It is obviously part of Europe, the EU, though remains on the Danish crown.
I am currently in England, which is, on the other hand, absolutely it’s own continent and has no ties to those somewhat regrettable and slutty European nations.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
I was incredibly impressed by the douchebaggery of this young man, and doubly impressed by the comments in response. How any one who believes that Scandinavia is it’s own continent got into the Ivy League is beyond me. It is obviously part of Europe, the EU, though remains on the Danish crown.
I am currently in England, which is, on the other hand, absolutely it’s own continent and has no ties to those somewhat regrettable and slutty European nations.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I was incredibly impressed by the douchebaggery of this young man, and doubly impressed by the comments in response. How any one who believes that Scandinavia is it’s own continent got into the Ivy League is beyond me. It is obviously part of Europe, the EU, though remains on the Danish crown.
I am currently in England, which is, on the other hand, absolutely it’s own continent and has no ties to those somewhat regrettable and slutty European nations.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Also, computers in England post everything three times.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Also, computers in England post everything three times.
November 24th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
The penis and foreskin:
Preputial anatomy and sexual function
O’Hara and O’Hara surveyed 138 women who had experience with both circumcised male partners and intact complete male partners.42 20 of the 138 preferred circumcised male partners while 118 (85.5%) preferred intact male partners with anatomically complete penises over circumcised males. The respondents reported that circumcised partners tended to ejaculate prematurely more frequently than intact male partners. Some respondents commented that unaltered male partners appeared to enjoy coitus more than their circumcised counterparts.
Effects on sexual and marital relations associated with a missing prepuce (foreskin): Hughes reports a study in which intact (uncircumcised) males appear to enjoy better sexual compatibility in marriage which apparently contributes to marital happiness.29 Zwang states that it is more difficult for the partner to manually stimulate the circumcised male during foreplay.37 Depending on the individual, the permanently exposed glans may experience an excess of stimulation, or the wrong kind of stimulation, during intercourse which can lead to premature ejaculation (lack of “staying power”) in the circumcised male.37 The tight foreshortened immobilized skin of the circumcised penis is more vulnerable to laceration, bleeding and pain during intercourse
http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/
November 24th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Study: Circumcision Removes Most Sensitive Parts
For uncircumcised penises, the areas most receptive to pressure were five regions normally removed during circumcision—all of which were more sensitive than the most sensitive part of the circumcised penis.
http://www.livescience.com/health/070615_penis_sensitivity.html
November 24th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Circumcised men are more vulnerable than natural men, because circumcision makes the penis smaller. Also, circumcised men are more likely to be dissatisfied with their penises than natural men, because a circumcised man is a sexually mutilated man.
source: american culture by Kurt Johmann
http://www.johmann.net/essays/american-culture.html
December 4th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Such racist views in a supposed ivy league uni… haaa haa haa…. no wonder americans are rightly dismissed as dumb, the world over..ivy league…. hilarious hilarious
December 4th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Such racist views in a supposed ivy league uni… haaa haa haa…. no wonder americans are rightly dismissed as dumb, the world over..ivy league…. hilarious hilarious
February 21st, 2008 at 6:29 am
Wow!! First off, Casper is a jackass. Not for making the tape, but for getting caught showing it around like he did. I’m so sure that if given the same set of circumstances, 9 out of 10 of you would make a tape as well. However, I think that more of you would be more discreet as to whom you’d show the tape to. Secondly, cut vs. uncut. Ladies, if the guy you are with can’t f*ck, foreskin or not, isn’t gonna make much difference. He’s just another white boy with a phuqed up haircut trying to look cool!!
February 28th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
To the person who asked if Americans hate Europeans. No, not at least for the most part. Moreover, many people do relize the contribution to our war, not that it should be seen as our war. This war should be a place for the world to unite for a cause of improving the world. To show other muslim countries and people in other countries with over possive governments that they can succeed. But, that is not what this war has become, it has become a focal point for us the free world to deface and scrutinize each other, ranting about acceptance, when we (everyone included) are guilty of being contradictory of our selves. (Left+Right Wings) This brings me to the problems between you and us. The largest part of our media, including Hollywood, of which many young voters have followed, is the fact that the media only reports they things that soport their view or will increase their ratings. And it seems to be the same in Europe, the countries in and around. What us the people should do is research for ourselves, to overlook the reported badgering and see that we are both much like each other. For at least a large part at least. How do I know this? One from talking to NORMAL Europeans, Britt’s, and others. What I have found is those that are able to really come here to see our country are able to respect most of our people. Maybe not Nascar but that is more of taste and tradition. and problem not even understand the rednecks of our country, not that for the most part Europe doesn’t have its own. Just that ours are louder. I do understand this lifestyle, I being from western NC( i.e. hillbilly heaven) and many of my mothers family coming from West Virginia, and can honestly say that I am not inbred or in any way my own cousin, not even distantly. Not being a full blown redneck or fit in to any stereotype really, which makes it hard to have friends because most people gravitate towards the stereotypes presented. And only want to say that this life style has its strong points, and so do most others. I just wanted to say this for all those people who are shouting their idiotic opinions, who dosent understand that news is relative and that it is mush easier to support stereo-types (like Americans are womanizing rapist)than to look out for the real people and not just the loudest voices.
Thanks Dale Jr.>die Pablo Montoya!!! LOL
March 20th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
What happend to the cute guy Casper ? does anyone have his e-mail adress ? He is so nice :o)
June 6th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
What! This is no big deal - what were Americans getting all worked up about? Sure, he may be a douche. He certainly looks like one. But criminal charges??? Comeon. people. That would never have happened in my country. Why are Americans so goddamn prudish. Danish newspapers were making fun of this whole thing.
Similar thing happened when I was studying in a Japanese high school, which happened to employ an American English teacher. So I showed this video of me and my new Japanese girlfriend to some friends in school. Not secretly captured or nothing. But the school found out, and this teacher treated me like I had commited some kind of grave immoral crime. Sheesh.
Glad I’ll never have to set foot in the overly religious, moralist country known as the US.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
What! This is no big deal - what were Americans getting all worked up about? Sure, he may be a douche. He certainly looks like one. But criminal charges??? Comeon. people. That would never have happened in my country. Why are Americans so goddamn prudish. Danish newspapers were making fun of this whole thing.
Similar thing happened when I was studying in a Japanese high school, which happened to employ an American English teacher. So I showed this video of me and my new Japanese girlfriend to some friends in school. Not secretly captured or nothing. But the school found out, and this teacher treated me like I had commited some kind of grave immoral crime. Sheesh.
Glad I’ll never have to set foot in the overly religious, moralist country known as the US.