Yale Hottie to Appear on America’s Next Top Model

by | September 10, 2007 at 2:07 pm

Yale Hottie to Appear on America's Next Top ModelAs part of New Haven’s continuing beautification program, Yale hottie, Victoria Marshman ’09, will appear on the coming season of America’s Next Top Model.

TYRA BANKS: I want to tear the Ivy League apart.

IVYGATE: Not on our watch. Unless, of course, dear Victoria turns out to be a raging bitch.

According to a rather credulous Yale Daily News article, Marshman “filled out the 15-page application… on the spur of the moment.” Beautiful, elfish Victoria apparently claims to have no interest in fashion (we suppose the same can’t be said about fame). The implication being that she’s down to Earth, not so into this “modeling thing.” For the sake of all our entertainment: God, we hope not.

One thing’s for sure: we can’t wait to root for/against her.

Victoria has deactivated Facebook, Ivygate’s only credible source, so we’re at a total loss for further information. Got a juicy tidbit about Victoria? Any photos? Please? Email ivygate@gmail.com.

–JACOB SAVAGE

UPDATED: Here is a picture from what appears to be her high-school yearbook.

A fellow Yalie tells us that,’”she had sort of a goofy, nerd-girl thing going on, and reminded me a little of millie from “freaks and geeks.”‘

 
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  • Y’08

    I was actually hanging out with her and some other friends a few nights ago discussing all of this. She’s actually taking all of the assholes/jealous bitches out there pretty well, and truly doesn’t care much about fame/fashion. In any case, she’s a great girl who has never been anything but nice to me. She’s a bit quiet, so maybe people interpret that as bitchy, but overall a great person. Also, she barely wears any makeup…

  • Y’08

    I was actually hanging out with her and some other friends a few nights ago discussing all of this. She’s actually taking all of the assholes/jealous bitches out there pretty well, and truly doesn’t care much about fame/fashion. In any case, she’s a great girl who has never been anything but nice to me. She’s a bit quiet, so maybe people interpret that as bitchy, but overall a great person. Also, she barely wears any makeup…

  • Y’08

    I was actually hanging out with her and some other friends a few nights ago discussing all of this. She’s actually taking all of the assholes/jealous bitches out there pretty well, and truly doesn’t care much about fame/fashion. In any case, she’s a great girl who has never been anything but nice to me. She’s a bit quiet, so maybe people interpret that as bitchy, but overall a great person. Also, she barely wears any makeup…

  • Y’08

    I was actually hanging out with her and some other friends a few nights ago discussing all of this. She’s actually taking all of the assholes/jealous bitches out there pretty well, and truly doesn’t care much about fame/fashion. In any case, she’s a great girl who has never been anything but nice to me. She’s a bit quiet, so maybe people interpret that as bitchy, but overall a great person. Also, she barely wears any makeup…

  • Y’08

    I was actually hanging out with her and some other friends a few nights ago discussing all of this. She’s actually taking all of the assholes/jealous bitches out there pretty well, and truly doesn’t care much about fame/fashion. In any case, she’s a great girl who has never been anything but nice to me. She’s a bit quiet, so maybe people interpret that as bitchy, but overall a great person. Also, she barely wears any makeup…

  • Y’08

    I was actually hanging out with her and some other friends a few nights ago discussing all of this. She’s actually taking all of the assholes/jealous bitches out there pretty well, and truly doesn’t care much about fame/fashion. In any case, she’s a great girl who has never been anything but nice to me. She’s a bit quiet, so maybe people interpret that as bitchy, but overall a great person. Also, she barely wears any makeup…

  • Michael Geroge Bush

    Victoria Marshman is just nasty looking, Hell my wife is 1,000% better looking then that ugly bitch I would not do her if Bill Gates payed me to do here. Their is no way I could ever get my self to ever getting hard looking at her naked LMFAO! She needs a full face job and daily tanning. LOL this girl is really not good looking at all. I think the modeling world has gone fully blind in the last 20 years LOL.

    From Mike Bush

  • Michael Geroge Bush

    Victoria Marshman is just nasty looking, Hell my wife is 1,000% better looking then that ugly bitch I would not do her if Bill Gates payed me to do here. Their is no way I could ever get my self to ever getting hard looking at her naked LMFAO! She needs a full face job and daily tanning. LOL this girl is really not good looking at all. I think the modeling world has gone fully blind in the last 20 years LOL.

    From Mike Bush

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