Yale Hottie to Appear on America’s Next Top Model
As part of New Haven's continuing beautification program, Yale hottie, Victoria Marshman '09, will appear on the coming season of America's Next Top Model.
TYRA BANKS: I want to tear the Ivy League apart.
IVYGATE: Not on our watch. Unless, of course, dear Victoria turns out to be a raging bitch.
According to a rather credulous Yale Daily News article, Marshman "filled out the 15-page application… on the spur of the moment." Beautiful, elfish Victoria apparently claims to have no interest in fashion (we suppose the same can't be said about fame). The implication being that she's down to Earth, not so into this "modeling thing." For the sake of all our entertainment: God, we hope not.
One thing's for sure: we can't wait to root for/against her.
Victoria has deactivated Facebook, Ivygate's only credible source, so we're at a total loss for further information. Got a juicy tidbit about Victoria? Any photos? Please? Email ivygate@gmail.com.
--JACOB SAVAGE
UPDATED: Here is a picture from what appears to be her high-school yearbook.
A fellow Yalie tells us that,'"she had sort of a goofy, nerd-girl thing going on, and reminded me a little of millie from "freaks and geeks."'
54 Comments | 
| 
Print This Post
Read more: america's next top model, Yale
Email – 
Search
About
Report a bug
Archives
RSS Feed
September 10th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
so this girl’s “friends” call her strange and bizarre? wow, that sucks for her if they all think she’s such a weirdo and want to tell everyone else about it through the ydn.
her body looks ok, but her face looks like a giant brick. or a horse. or a blimp.
September 10th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
She’s nice, quiet, and very pretty in person, although she does wear a lot of makeup.
September 10th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Meh she looks okay, certainly has the body for a model anyway. JAP alert!
September 10th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
That’s funny that she claims that she is not that interested in modeling when she’s signed up for a national model competition.
September 10th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
I’m no fan of the T-Rex body style; but, I thought they had meal plans in New Haven. Her jeans look like they’re flapping around matchstick thighs. Could somebody please give the lady a turkey sandwich? And make sure she doesn’t do the scarf-n-barf.
September 10th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Someone had way too much time on their hands to scan that. She’s kinda ugly, at least her face is.
September 10th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Someone had way too much time on their hands to scan that. She’s kinda hot, although this picture doesn’t do much justice. At least she doesn’t wear pounds of makeup. (nice version)
September 10th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
She quoted herself on her page? Ewwwwwwwwww.
September 10th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Everyone is giving this girl a lot of flack. You know what? I say good for her. She obviously has a passion and she is doing something about it. Plus, it would be nice to have someone on ANTM that has a brain and knows what they’re doing. Everyone who is taking her down is jealous and compensating for the fact that they don’t have this opportunity. So what if it’s a crappy third-rate reality show? It could ultimately be a very promising opportunity for her. Rock on Victoria!
September 10th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
dude, that’s really not what ivygate is about.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
I think she’s pretty cute, but you guys should see her sister. She’s a TOTAL hottie. Knockout fo sho.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
I hear they’re making reality TV show about the Marshman family…
September 10th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
http://www.cwtv.com/video?=victoria
September 10th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Dude, http://www.LizIsHotter.com, back off - I’ve been camping out on science hill since last Wednesday just to see her walk by.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Given: The esteemed Reverend E. Chase Marshman gives great lap naps and sermons.
Hypothesis: By the swamp lady exception to the transitive property of Mendel’s thirty-fifth law of inheritance (see T. Deeditoo et al, 2007), Tyra will sleep with a preacher.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
T. Deeditoo is my favorite author of all time.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
the chics at Brown are hotter, they do not need some cheap TV show to show it off…
September 11th, 2007 at 12:03 am
tory is hot.
September 11th, 2007 at 9:17 am
On her page she bastardizes a Vonnegut quote, demonstrating a total lack of comprehension.
September 11th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Seriously, write some posts about Dartmouth already. We already had someone on ANTM.
http://thedartmouth.com/2007/02/07/news/senior/
September 11th, 2007 at 9:54 am
tory is super pretty and really funny and not an attention whore– all you haters out there stop stuffin cheetos in your face and come to terms with the fact that you could never ever be a model/date one
September 11th, 2007 at 10:14 am
i second that, tory is hot!
and she did antm as a joke y’all, come on.
September 11th, 2007 at 10:17 am
also, might I point out that the dartmouth girl is plus sized, while ours is thin.
sorry dartmouth, your girl is a fatty.
September 11th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Fatty? In model terms, maybe. But whitney is actually a ‘normal’-looking girl. let’s be honest…plus sized just means “not size zero.”
September 11th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
i was in a section with her, and she definitely did not wear any makeup. i think shes half asian, btw.
September 11th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
she could model for a stonecarver. yale needs more cockgoblins.
September 11th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I think she is really pretty, but way too skinny. jesus, give the girl some calories
September 11th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
offering her a protein shake would also achieve what “mebbe” seeks. but i’m a crass ‘penn state’ guy, so what do i know?
September 11th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I have met both of her parents - she is not half or a quarter or any amout asian.
September 11th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
She looks russian. also shes mad cute in real life. kind of looks like kiera knightley, id do her
September 11th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
I would venture that wegq is a guy. Tory wore a lot of makeup when I was in a section with her, but it was the natural-look “a lot of makeup” thing. Not noticeable to boys usually.
September 11th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Haha, that’s so mean about her sister.
September 11th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
im a girl that lived with her and she definitely does not wear makeup, only rarely
September 11th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
yeah she doesnt even wear mascara
and shes nice, so dont hate
September 11th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Her younger sister is a Yalie too???
Does anyone have a picture of her?
September 12th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
whoever took the time to upload the yearbook photo is creepy
September 12th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
She can be the centerfold for the next issue of Speculum
Go amazonian medievalist! Go!
Y’all who don’t think she’s cute are just JEALOUS!!!
September 15th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
i’m rootin’ for ya girl, mhm *snaps fingers*
September 19th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
i went to high school with her…she was a bitch to people she wasn’t friends with, and really looked down on people who weren’t as smart as her (or those she thought weren’t as smart.) she didn’t have many friends for a reason.
September 19th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Not to belabor the makeup point, but I know what a face-ful of foundation looks like. Girlfriend is a friend of base.
September 20th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
tory is like the most amazing person ever!! aside from her gorgeous face and hotbod she is ha-larious and a genius. love her to death. tory, if ur reading this, im rooting for u!!! go tor go go go tor!!!! beat those dumb superficial skanks!!!! w00t w00t haha
September 20th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
oh i just thought of something funny. tory, if ur out there, now u really are THE tory haha move over tory watsherface from high school. GOOOOOOO MARSHMAN haha love you girl
September 22nd, 2007 at 1:56 am
wow … whoever wrote that she was a bitch in high school is SUCH a little jealous skank. i went to high school with her for all four years and tory was the nicest, most giving person ever. she always helped people with schoolwork if they asked and didnt make it a big deal AT ALL. some girls were bitches to HER because she wasnt as wealthy and didnt wear designer clothes .. but she was super funny and never a bitch. if anything, she was shy.
oh and shes BEAUTIFUL.
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:23 am
she doesnt wear makeup i dont think, she just has perfect skin. and yeah, i dont get the bitch comment either. sounds like just a catty girl-post to me– because victoria is probably the least bitchy person I know.
October 11th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
HAHAHAH! Snobby bitch got eliminated! Bye horseface!
October 13th, 2007 at 12:26 am
she is such a whore. She wears tons of makeup, mostly base though, not gonna lie…Also, she is a real bitch and snooby….Glad she’s gone
October 13th, 2007 at 12:29 am
she is such a whore. She wears tons of makeup, mostly base though, not gonna lie…Also, she is a real bitch and snooby….Glad she’s gone
October 14th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
wow … people are ridiculous. she wears no makeup at all from what ive seen. and she is the sweetest girl ever and not snobby at all– her dad works in construction. i didnt know people could be so catty … this girl is beyond reproach in my opinion. and everyone who knows her thinks she is really cool …
October 14th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
wow … people are ridiculous. she wears no makeup at all from what ive seen. and she is the sweetest girl ever and not snobby at all– her dad works in construction. i didnt know people could be so catty … this girl is beyond reproach in my opinion. and everyone who knows her thinks she is really cool …
October 14th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
wow … people are ridiculous. she wears no makeup at all from what ive seen. and she is the sweetest girl ever and not snobby at all– her dad works in construction. i didnt know people could be so catty … this girl is beyond reproach in my opinion. and everyone who knows her thinks she is really cool …
October 18th, 2007 at 5:44 am
I was actually hanging out with her and some other friends a few nights ago discussing all of this. She’s actually taking all of the assholes/jealous bitches out there pretty well, and truly doesn’t care much about fame/fashion. In any case, she’s a great girl who has never been anything but nice to me. She’s a bit quiet, so maybe people interpret that as bitchy, but overall a great person. Also, she barely wears any makeup…
October 18th, 2007 at 5:46 am
I was actually hanging out with her and some other friends a few nights ago discussing all of this. She’s actually taking all of the assholes/jealous bitches out there pretty well, and truly doesn’t care much about fame/fashion. In any case, she’s a great girl who has never been anything but nice to me. She’s a bit quiet, so maybe people interpret that as bitchy, but overall a great person. Also, she barely wears any makeup…
October 18th, 2007 at 5:49 am
I was actually hanging out with her and some other friends a few nights ago discussing all of this. She’s actually taking all of the assholes/jealous bitches out there pretty well, and truly doesn’t care much about fame/fashion. In any case, she’s a great girl who has never been anything but nice to me. She’s a bit quiet, so maybe people interpret that as bitchy, but overall a great person. Also, she barely wears any makeup…
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:27 am
Victoria Marshman is just nasty looking, Hell my wife is 1,000% better looking then that ugly bitch I would not do her if Bill Gates payed me to do here. Their is no way I could ever get my self to ever getting hard looking at her naked LMFAO! She needs a full face job and daily tanning. LOL this girl is really not good looking at all. I think the modeling world has gone fully blind in the last 20 years LOL.
From Mike Bush