Christian Sahner, Princeton’s most adorable conservative heartthrob, has written a–yawn!–column in the Wall Street Journal bitching about a university-wide conspiracy to transubstantiate innocent freshmen girls into total skankadoos. How does liberal academia accomplish this, you may ask? By putting on a 20-minute sketch, entitled “Sex on a Saturday Night” about all sorts of people on campus who love to get laid. “Sex on a Saturday Night” is so depraved that it even depicts a Gay!

Sahner reminds us, as all conservative columnists invariably do, that extra-marital sex results in feelings of “exploitation, discomfort, regret and… chronic depression.” He also reminds us, several times, that he attended Princeton, and that he is, in all likelihood, still a virgin. 

After the jump: Princeton’s War on Christmas!

Just kidding. There’s no war on Christmas, not yet! But you can read the rest of Sahner’s–yawn!–column here.

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