How NOT to Ask Your Professor on a Date

Accidentally sent out to all of Princeton’s ECO 100:

uwe reinhardtDearest Prof Reinhardt,

I’m your fan from ECO 100! I heard you’re going on OPRAH some time soon~ if you’re not too busy, perhaps you can inform me of the time it’s gonna be on air so that I can catch the show? Also, can I know if I can invite you for a meal, *like*, a date, in the hope that you would be glad to advise me on major stuffs? Feel free to reject me though.. understand you’re busy prof! Thanks for your time~ and err, I hope you haven’t been offended by the way I’ve written my email. I thought I need to devise a cool way to talk to cool professors.

Regards,

[name redacted]

  • tiger11

    the reply plus the original letter together has been forwarded so many times throughout the system now… It’s probably going to be one of those Princeton legends soon.

  • tiger11

    the reply plus the original letter together has been forwarded so many times throughout the system now… It’s probably going to be one of those Princeton legends soon.

  • anon87

    Why stereotype asian girls like that? How many asian girls do you know do this? You forget the blondes.

  • anon87

    Why stereotype asian girls like that? How many asian girls do you know do this? You forget the blondes.

  • @anon87

    nobody said sending the letter was something an asian girl would do. people commented on the odd diction, grammar and punctuation as seeming asian (i.e. not asian-american). most assumed it was a woman (or girl, if you prefer) because the professor is male.

    maybe you didn’t notice these oddities – since only the first sentence of your post is grammatically correct.

  • @anon87

    nobody said sending the letter was something an asian girl would do. people commented on the odd diction, grammar and punctuation as seeming asian (i.e. not asian-american). most assumed it was a woman (or girl, if you prefer) because the professor is male.

    maybe you didn’t notice these oddities – since only the first sentence of your post is grammatically correct.

  • lol

    the observation/comment from @anon87 is hilarious!

  • lol

    the observation/comment from @anon87 is hilarious!

  • anon10

    i saw the original, the sender was an asian male

  • anon10

    i saw the original, the sender was an asian male

  • C’10

    the professor is wearing a wedding ring in that picture too… smart kid.

  • C’10

    the professor is wearing a wedding ring in that picture too… smart kid.

  • DD

    Having attended a Uwe Reinhardt talk or three, I can attest to his total charisma and gender-crossing appeal. After one Capitol Hill session, we waited around in the adoring throngs and got him to sign our Health Affairs…if we’d had the blind courage of a Princeton freshman, maybe we would’ve asked him to a meal, *like*, a date, too.

  • DD

    Having attended a Uwe Reinhardt talk or three, I can attest to his total charisma and gender-crossing appeal. After one Capitol Hill session, we waited around in the adoring throngs and got him to sign our Health Affairs…if we’d had the blind courage of a Princeton freshman, maybe we would’ve asked him to a meal, *like*, a date, too.

  • ;08

    That wedding ring doesn’t necessarily mean anything ;)

  • ;08

    That wedding ring doesn’t necessarily mean anything ;)

  • REB

    To Aaron Schneider:
    I’m in econ100 with you and a fellow 09′er, and while I’ve heard from lots of people that they thought your email was “totally hilarious”, I didn’t crack a smile once when I read it. You obviously spent a lame amount of time on it, just to publicly humiliate a freshman that in all likelihood, is lacking in social skills and the way we do things here in the US. It’s ironic that you accuse that boy of being toolish, when you response had to be the most toolish, douche-baggy thing I’ve ever read. Seriously though, it was really lame.

  • REB

    To Aaron Schneider:
    I’m in econ100 with you and a fellow 09′er, and while I’ve heard from lots of people that they thought your email was “totally hilarious”, I didn’t crack a smile once when I read it. You obviously spent a lame amount of time on it, just to publicly humiliate a freshman that in all likelihood, is lacking in social skills and the way we do things here in the US. It’s ironic that you accuse that boy of being toolish, when you response had to be the most toolish, douche-baggy thing I’ve ever read. Seriously though, it was really lame.

  • asfd

    defintely was a douche thing to reply to the email and try to humiliate him as if it wasn’t already embarrassing enough

  • asfd

    defintely was a douche thing to reply to the email and try to humiliate him as if it wasn’t already embarrassing enough

  • Chris

    Dear Professor,

    Do you want to be my boyfriend?

    Yes No

    _________ __________

    Love, Savannah

  • Chris

    Dear Professor,

    Do you want to be my boyfriend?

    Yes No

    _________ __________

    Love, Savannah

  • hey

    definitely a bunch of fuckin racists in the room, enjoy your stays in hell you crackers

  • hey

    definitely a bunch of fuckin racists in the room, enjoy your stays in hell you crackers

  • hey

    definitely a bunch of fuckin racists in the room, enjoy your stays in hell you crackers

  • hey

    definitely a bunch of fuckin racists in the room, enjoy your stays in hell you crackers

  • TW

    You should have politely rejected the student instead of publishing his/her email on the internet. It is unprofessional and frankly cruel. As anyone who’s ever been infatuated knows, a person is not always rational when under the influence of such emotions. The individual may otherwise be an intelligent and respect worthy individual.

  • TW

    You should have politely rejected the student instead of publishing his/her email on the internet. It is unprofessional and frankly cruel. As anyone who’s ever been infatuated knows, a person is not always rational when under the influence of such emotions. The individual may otherwise be an intelligent and respect worthy individual.

  • Textbook

    Aaron,

    “ignore the fact that the supply curve in this model will not be strictly linear; since after a point, more toolishness will have a detrimental effect on Prof. Reinhardt’s supply of time.”

    “Strictly linear” should be replaced by “strictly increasing.”

  • Textbook

    Aaron,

    “ignore the fact that the supply curve in this model will not be strictly linear; since after a point, more toolishness will have a detrimental effect on Prof. Reinhardt’s supply of time.”

    “Strictly linear” should be replaced by “strictly increasing.”

  • freshman

    These ppl aren’t really being racist; I am in this class and I also have another class with this kid and he really IS an Asian int’l student.

  • freshman

    These ppl aren’t really being racist; I am in this class and I also have another class with this kid and he really IS an Asian int’l student.

  • http://narmet.ru/ gerani

    i saw the original, the sender was an asian male

  • http://narmet.ru gerani

    i saw the original, the sender was an asian male

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