August 26, 2007: Bums get thrown out!
Hi, this is Michael, the guy who disappeared? Well, it's that time again, when Nick and Chris, sorely disappointed, brush off the old and usher in two new guest editors to amuse and delight. Oh, the times we had: We watched the claws come out and saw the blood of source code spill. We watched as Columbia, once again, jacked its own students while Cornell's mystic buzz machine won every award, ever. We even read a book! And listened to rap! And discussed, like, world politics or something! Oh, and we discovered that the worst people in the world are really --SPOILER ALERT!!!-- into ranking themselves. There was some other stuff, too, but I'm tired of typing and you're tired of reading.
Maureen would have contributed to this post, but the trauma of editing IvyGate made her need to go out and drink heavily tonight. She wishes our readers the best, even the one who called her a whore, because she's forgiving like that.
Seriously, it was a lot of fun, so be nice to the new guys. We hear they're even better than us!
--MICHAEL MORISY and MAUREEN O'CONNOR
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August 26th, 2007 at 12:01 am
Michael, you did a FABULOUS job :)
August 27th, 2007 at 10:38 am
“We hear they’re even better than us!”
…And more grammatical too, perhaps?!
August 27th, 2007 at 10:39 am
“We hear they’re even better than us!”
…And more grammatical too, perhaps?!
August 28th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
The only way to truly get rid of bums, is to pit them in death matches with each other until there is one bum left. Then you shoot that bum.