Assault Rifle Flap Puts Kibosh On Yale Frat?

by | August 7, 2007 at 10:47 pm

Assault Rifle Flap Puts Kibosh On Yale Frat?Rumors on the interwebs, and by that we mean an anonymous tipster, says that the Yale Chapter of Beta Theta Pi was disbanded by the fraternity at last week’s “General Fraternity” meeting.

Why? Besides the typical run of “keg violations,” “massive debt” and other problems, it seems “recent events” might have provoked action.

What recent events, you say? I don’t know — might want to ask the New Haven chapter of the NRA.

According to our tipster, the frat adjourned just days ago. IvyGate is looking for more information, dear readers. Anonymity guaranteed. Send the goods to ivygate.guest@gmail.com. – ANDREW NUSCA

 
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  • y08

    i’m actually kinda sad- i’ll miss dirty ol’ beta. also, where will the poor frosh get drunk and laid by upperclassmen? truly, it’s the passing of an era.

  • y08

    i’m actually kinda sad- i’ll miss dirty ol’ beta. also, where will the poor frosh get drunk and laid by upperclassmen? truly, it’s the passing of an era.

  • y’10

    beta sucked

  • y’10

    beta sucked

  • y07

    But what will they do with the house? Such a good location!

  • y07

    But what will they do with the house? Such a good location!

  • y09

    no worries, beta still exists. and there will probably be more kegs than ever.

  • y09

    no worries, beta still exists. and there will probably be more kegs than ever.