Penn Crime Wave Brings Sexy Back

by Beth Milton | July 21, 2007 at 7:17 am

Penn Crime Wave Brings Sexy Back Thank you, tipsters, for pointing out that Penn's crime wave of oddity continues.

In police custody is Eber Devine, a 38-year-old man accused of using Craiglist to set up a bogus interview with a job applicant: the kind of interview where you get told to

stand up. Go walk around the room. Go stand in the corner. I want to look at your ass.

And where did the shoulder-touching and heavy breathing take place? None other than Penn's own Van Pelt library, since Devine's hugely successful mega-company is in between offices right now, ya know.

While it's hard to know how may other Penn sex stories start with

"He met me outside. We went upstairs to where there's, like, conference rooms,"

lets hope most end with happy students, not creeped out librarians and arrest warrants.

--BETH MILTON

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13 Responses to “Penn Crime Wave Brings Sexy Back”

  1. penn09 Says:
    July 21st, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    this is poorly written, “ya know.”

  2. p08 Says:
    July 21st, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    That’s one ugly library, Penn looks morbid.

  3. Penn '07 Says:
    July 22nd, 2007 at 12:00 am

    Yeah, it’s clearly not the most picturesque library ever built. But saying that Penn as a whole must look “morbid?” That’s just ignorant.

  4. bravo Says:
    July 22nd, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    god forbid anyone say anything ignorant on ivygate comments

  5. Violent Quaker Says:
    July 22nd, 2007 at 9:36 pm

    At least it’s not gay, like Princeton…which is gay.

    Ignorance is also gay.

    Irony is pretty sweet though.

  6. @Violent Quaker Says:
    July 23rd, 2007 at 12:01 am

    wait, im confused. what are you trying to say?

  7. mary Says:
    July 23rd, 2007 at 5:34 am

    I freakin’ hate gays.

  8. Jess Says:
    July 23rd, 2007 at 9:57 am

    PennOTR already covered this.

  9. Oh dear! Says:
    July 23rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    OTR? You mean, the one whose managing editor wrote about trying to give a blowjob? The one who wrote in the most convincing I-need-counseling-for-my-Daddy-issues prose I’ve seen in years?

    Well, what are the odds she’d scoop a story on the intersection of sex, assault, fraud, and the job market? Considering that her blowjob story was from when she was interning in NYC — and was like an assault… I’d say the odds are pretty good.

    Still doesn’t mean I want anything to do with OTR.

  10. V's S.C. Says:
    July 23rd, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    Wow, I just checked out Penn’s OTR, and it was pretty god-awful . . . and Jessica Gold Haralson is kind of grody-looking. I guess “sex bloggers” don’t necessarily have to be at all sexy.

  11. Territorial Much? Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 10:25 am

    1. You link to the refreshingly honest hottness that is Sex and the Ivy
    2. Competing news sources always create better editorial content!
    3. OTR is less stuffy and therefore more funny. love it
    4. I will continue reading IvyGate anyway. i have plenty of time to waste reading blogs online. woo!

  12. blahhh Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    How exactly is OTR less stuffy? The first story that pops up on their main page, the first story on the Cornell page, and the first three stories on the Penn page are exercises in condescention and tedium.
    And what are the odds that the “Territorial Much?” poster above is the writer of Sex and the Ivy herself? At least she has writing talent, unlike that Penn girl. Does anyone else find it obnoxious that they try to label themselves as “sexperts” just because they started reading some pretentious blogs about the extremes of sexuality a few months ago? So lame. Many of us have been experiencing what they write about since high school and still don’t act like we know all.

  13. John Wilkes Boothe Says:
    July 25th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    i don’t know what this OTR shiznit is, but i agree with the commentor above about sex bloggers: they are Sex and the City paupers who are desperately trying to get into the royal ball that they weren’t invited to the first time around, and now they are trying to prove that they belong by how “mature” they are to go to naked parties, or how “liberated” they are by exposing the details of their sex life online, or how “extreme” they’ve become in their sexuality they they have their cervixes pierced and can only get off if someone is pouring molten lava on their nipples, or how “artistic” they are by approaching sex from a (pseudo)literary standpoint. clearly they can be starved of attention no longer, or they will surely perish. yet when finally finding the male attention which was unrequited for so long, the bitterness does not subside, and often manifests itself into conversion to lesbianism, S&M, or using men on a physical level only, as if test subjects. read the blog about the columbia undergrad working as a hooker if you don’t believe what i’m saying.