Harvard Virginity Caught on Tape

by Chris Beam | May 2, 2007 at 10:01 am

If you didn't catch last week's Crimson article on abstinence, that's OK. The only detail you really need to know, as Dana Goldstein of Campus Progress helpfully pointed out, is this one:

According to an online survey conducted by University Health Services (UHS) last spring that drew an undergraduate response rate of 40 percent, nearly half of all respondents (47 percent) reported that they had never engaged in vaginal intercourse. The national average for undergraduates at other colleges stood significantly lower at 31 to 32 percent.

Funny, we figured it was a piece about voluntary abstinence.

We didn't mention this story when it ran because we didn't really have much to add. But then we spotted this Harvard video, and suddenly everything just sort of made sense:

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30 Responses to “Harvard Virginity Caught on Tape”

  1. 09 Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 9:46 am

    09f911029d74e35bd84156c5635688c0

  2. bruno Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 9:51 am

    …and i though brown students were social retards.

  3. John Harvard Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 10:48 am

    God dammit, I’m ashamed.

  4. hurdle Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 10:56 am

    These guys are lame.

    Stephanie and Lindsey (read article) are too cute, though. I totally back it.

  5. U of C WTF? Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 11:41 am

    Maybe it’s because I’m one of those non-Ivy U of C kids…but seriously… I don’t get it. Is it the misuse of bananas? The jew-fro on the camera man?

  6. smidge Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 11:49 am

    something about the whimper coming from the kid that got hit makes me really happy i dont go to harvard.

  7. Harvard Student Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    Yeah…I try to keep away from guys like that. Kind of fucking hard to.

  8. harvard nonvirgin Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    This shit makes us all look bad. Fucking embarrassing.

  9. H '05 Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    Upon seeing the banana, and given the context of the article, I was momentarily terrified about what the video would contain. I’ve never been so relieved to see social awkwardness.

  10. h '06 Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    haha that’s my freshman year room! it wasn’t always all-virgin territory, i promise.

  11. 09yalie Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    i like how they high-five at the end.

  12. D'10 Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    Or Gadish is the smoothest mofo ever.

  13. ann Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    omg. or. no. banana?

  14. harvard virgin Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 10:25 pm

    NEVER ABSTAIN FROM ABSTINENCE

  15. harvard ass pirate Says:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    NEVER STOP BEING A SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRICK

  16. Stanford Says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Video no longer available…repost anyone?

  17. P'10 Says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    Stanford, I think I speak for everyone here when I say, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

  18. y08 Says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    shut up freshman

  19. y09 Says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    is that guy sleeping standing up, or just standing there waiting to be hit?

  20. Penn '07 Says:
    May 3rd, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    P’10, I certainly hope that your “P” stands for Princeton. Arrogant ass.

  21. Nappy-headed ho Says:
    May 4th, 2007 at 8:12 am

    This just proves how lifeless, stupid, and socially retarded harvard students really are…

  22. H'09 Says:
    May 4th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    you guys have never done anything stupid before? clearly it’s a joke…too bad you guys are all too anal to appreciate dumb humor sometimes.

  23. Columbiatch Says:
    May 5th, 2007 at 2:06 am

    That’s art.

  24. just no Says:
    May 5th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Oh no they didn’t.

  25. Harvard 08 Says:
    May 5th, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    that is actually pretty funny… i’m sure they werent trying to impress a girl.

  26. IWantToGoToDartmouth Says:
    May 6th, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    I think that guy with the Jew Fro is from Beauty and the Geek. if anyone knows what im talking about, theyll realize he looks identical to him. ANd this is why im not applying to harvard. the people there are either nerds, or kids who were forced to go cause their parents went. the college is a mockery of education.

  27. hafuo 07 Says:
    May 6th, 2007 at 11:44 pm

    ok shut up you’re a freaking high schooler. anyway, these guys are cool. yes, even the one with the jew fro. i also wouldn’t doubt if they were high at the time. that would make them even cooler.

  28. Classic Says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 11:00 am

    Because being high and filming yourself and 2 friends in your dorm room makes you cool!

    Only at Harvard…

  29. h10 Says:
    May 9th, 2007 at 1:31 am

    No, the banana made them cool.
    Bananas make everything cool.
    Bananas and oranges.

  30. H' 73 Says:
    June 17th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    I stumbled onto this thread at a Doubletree Hotel business center in NJ ….. and the pc won’t show the video. Quel bummer.

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