Three-Step Guide to Spring Break: 1. Boot 2. Rally 3. E-Mail Us About It

Three-Step Guide to Spring Break: 1. Boot 2. Rally 3. E-Mail Us About ItGosh, these exams sure are hard! Feels like time for a break, no? We’ll be back to the usual next week, but for now it’s time to recharge batteries, do laundry, bathe, all that good stuff.

But first, a plea: What happens on spring break absolutely must not stay on spring break. We want stories, photos, video, anything. You can find us at the usual. If it means we turn into College Humor for a week, so be it.

Off with you now! May your back tan evenly, may your carefully-compiled reading list go neglected, may your funnel never run dry.

18 Responses to “Three-Step Guide to Spring Break: 1. Boot 2. Rally 3. E-Mail Us About It”

  1. D07 Says:

    Double stars on the chest… *facepalm*

  2. sasha Says:

    please don’t make me urban dictionary any more vocabulary.

  3. cu 09 Says:

    it pangs me to say this because i absolutely know sasha’s are always amazingly hot (don’t ruin this for me) but c’mon boot?(i assume that’s the word you mean, otherwise it’s even worse) What did you think it meant? geez sasha, c’mon, live up to my idealized notion of your sexy name!

  4. d05 Says:

    it pains me to see people write “it pangs me.”

  5. actually Says:

    pangs isn’t really incorrect there. imagine someone saying “it torments me to say this…”. that makes sense. torments is a synonym for pangs.
    i do think its acceptable to not know what boot means; it isn’t all that mainstream at all.

  6. yes it is Says:

    You are a moron

  7. julie Says:

    1. Boot is mainstream. Seriously, have you been under a rock or what?
    2. I think she wanted to urban dictionary facepalm, not boot

  8. c91 Says:

    Actually, “pangs” is not a verb. Torments is.

  9. p'04 Says:

    wow, ivygate, with readers like this, you are sure to get some SWEET spring break stories.

  10. b'08 Says:

    ^^seriously. this is terrifying.

  11. Y10 Says:

    she probably wanted to urban dictionary facepalm, but i had never heard “boot” until coming to yale. it’s not used in the northwest.

  12. actually again Says:

    no, really, pangs is a verb. bother to look it up in a dictionary first. you all had me doubting myself so i checked both merriam webster and the oed and it indeed is a verb in both and “it pangs me…” does make sense.

  13. IV Leaguer Says:

    Non of these poeople look like they go to any Ivy League school. Do you think that they go to Cornell?

  14. striker Says:

    I wonder how an Ivy Leaguer looks. The people in the picture don’t look like they go to an Ivy.
    “Do you think that they go to Cornell?”: Probably.

  15. P01 Says:

    Nice logic. You’d never heard it in your hometown, but picked it up immediately at Yale. That would be because it’s been common slang at Northeast colleges for at least three generations.

    Obviously, then, there’s no reason at all for Ivygate readers to suggest the word is a common one.

    ” i had never heard “boot” until coming to yale. it’s not used in the northwest.”

  16. Y10 Says:

    Yeah P01, the northeast is the all-encompassing pillar of language at its most respectable height. Also nowhere else exists. God forbid Sasha and I might not vomit often enough at college to have the word “boot” at the ready.

  17. Y10 Says:

    Also I don’t care. If I could retract that comment I would.

  18. sasha Says:

    SHUT THE HELL UP PEOPLE, I WAS REFERRING TO “FACEPALM,” as some intelligent observers noticed.