The Final Throes (And Not Even the Good Kind) of the Brown Queer Alliance

The Final Throes (And Not Even the Good Kind) of the Brown Queer Alliance

The last time we heard from Brown’s Queer Alliance, they were promoting their fall SexPowerGod event with fliers slightly less titillating than an ear infection — a far cry from their steamy work of yore. We’re happy to report that the gang has regained its footing (Wow, we’re reviewing pornography now. This site is in goooood shape) with the promo materials for last weekend’s “Starf*ck” dance, which we lovingly supply for you, NSFWishly, after the jump. (Above: official logo, doctored to include central casting’s Creepy Guy No. 0001.)

Sorry, don’t go to Brown? SexPowerGod and Starf*ck, for the un-immunized, are the QA’s thermonuclear orgy blowouts so powerfully debaucherous they rip space-time and inhibitions to pieces. Except when they don’t. Starf*ck was cancelled last year when 24 students were Medevac’ed for booze ODs at SPG ‘05; this weekend, a paltry one required medical attention. Even the Herald is calling the party “tame.”

Given that the sex parties appear to be dying (if we see one more quote about “liberated space” or “problematizing boundaries,” we’re getting a Winchester and shooting a brown bear), we’re more fascinated than we want to be by these pics. It’s not like they dug up the one or two kids on campus willing to get all vivid on camera; some 40 students showed up to an open casting call, according to the Herald — although they also said the money shots would include “costumes and accessories,” a prediction you can judge for yourself after the jump (NSFW!), so maybe we shouldn’t trust every line of the story.


The Final Throes (And Not Even the Good Kind) of the Brown Queer Alliance

6 Responses to “The Final Throes (And Not Even the Good Kind) of the Brown Queer Alliance”

  1. Kate Says:

    Who let Cisco Adler into Brown?

  2. J Says:

    IvyGate, please be aware that some of us use a RSS reader to read your site and after the jump stuff shows up in the RSS reader without clicking anything. I mean, I like browsing porn at work and all, but my coworkers pretend to mind.

  3. bruno Says:

    The guy in the bottom right rivals the creepiness of Creepy Guy. “Mmm, booby”

  4. K Says:

    Yes IvyGate, please stop posting the type of entertaining news one would normally find on a blog in consideration for your readers who aren’t keeping up with their work.

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