Penn’s Great Year Gets Even Brighter: Law Student Unloads Glock on Spies
Law students scare us. They’re really smart, they work insane hours, and are obsessed with how precisely a class rank of 16 and GPA of 3.84 in their third year will land them the second clerkship with a senior justice in the ninth circuit court of appeals.
Law students also scare us when they fire 15 shots from their Glock into the apartment of other students they are convinced are spies, as a Penn second-year did Wednesday afternoon. The targets, two Drexel kids whose Indian nationality and biomedical engineering focus apparently enraged the Quaker, were unharmed. The suspect (no name yet) will be charged with aggravated assault and other crimes, the DP reports.
Let’s recap Penn’s year, shall we?
- Visiting student shot to death.
- Professor emeritus booked on kiddie porn, statch charges.
- President Amy Gutmann poses with kid in suicide bomber costume at Halloween party.
- Econ professor bludgeons wife to death.
- Administrators discover grad student is a sex offender, and has been commuting to class from jail.
- And now this.
To be fair, Penn did produce the bosomy star of Box in a Box, so the year hasn’t been a total wash.
