BREAKING: Inferior Scientist Picked As Next Harvard Prez

by | February 9, 2007 at 2:27 am

BREAKING: Inferior Scientist Picked As Next Harvard PrezEarly headlines are coming over the wire after the Crimson‘s scoop that history prof and Radcliffe dean Drew Gilpin Faust will soon be named Harvard’s first woman president …

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More news TK later Friday … 

 
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  • jojobeans

    This time when a woman says something, just nod head and smile. They are always right from now on. I should get paid for such good advice.

  • jojobeans

    This time when a woman says something, just nod head and smile. They are always right from now on. I should get paid for such good advice.

  • h’alum

    I read the name and also thought ‘man?’. Oops.

  • h’alum

    I read the name and also thought ‘man?’. Oops.

  • Rabit

    Oh Harvard, and your obsession with PC-ness. I imagine Ms. Faust was chosen solely because of her gender-neutral first name.

  • Rabit

    Oh Harvard, and your obsession with PC-ness. I imagine Ms. Faust was chosen solely because of her gender-neutral first name.

  • Marshall

    I guess “interesting” is a word you could apply to the idea that developing countries would benefit from having more pollution, yes. Also that white colonization was not responsible for the decline of Native American civilization.

  • Marshall

    I guess “interesting” is a word you could apply to the idea that developing countries would benefit from having more pollution, yes. Also that white colonization was not responsible for the decline of Native American civilization.

  • dogbox

    And surname, of course. Like H’alum above, I heard “Doctor Faust” and also thought “Mann”.

  • dogbox

    And surname, of course. Like H’alum above, I heard “Doctor Faust” and also thought “Mann”.

  • y07

    careful, boys. you’re slipping.

  • y07

    careful, boys. you’re slipping.

  • Peon

    guys–the articles about the presidency are all based on hearsay. The committee is incredibly tight-lipped, and the reporters are just grasping at any leads. No official announcement has been made, thus no prez yet.

  • Peon

    guys–the articles about the presidency are all based on hearsay. The committee is incredibly tight-lipped, and the reporters are just grasping at any leads. No official announcement has been made, thus no prez yet.

  • Ivy Gate Commenter

    Marc Goodheart, is that you?

  • Ivy Gate Commenter

    Marc Goodheart, is that you?