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BREAKING: Inferior Scientist Picked As Next Harvard Prez

by Nick Summers | February 9, 2007 at 2:27 am

DEATH OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH PAVES WAY FOR NEW LEADER OF AMERICAN FEMINISM

SIGNIFICANTLY LESS INTERESTING PERSON THAN LARRY SUMMERS ELEVATED TO HIGHEST POSITION IN AMERICAN EDUCATION

TRUSTEES CONFUSED BY FEMALE ACADEMICS' CELEBRATION; THOUGHT 'DREW' PERSON WAS MAN

SCOOP SAFELY OBTAINED, STUDENT REPORTERS RETURN CRIMSON-ISSUED CYANIDE CAPSULES

More news TK later Friday ...

jojobeans Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 3:35 am
This time when a woman says something, just nod head and smile. They are always right from now on. I should get paid for such good advice.
h'alum Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 11:13 am
I read the name and also thought ‘man?’. Oops.
Rabit Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Oh Harvard, and your obsession with PC-ness. I imagine Ms. Faust was chosen solely because of her gender-neutral first name.
Marshall Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I guess “interesting” is a word you could apply to the idea that developing countries would benefit from having more pollution, yes. Also that white colonization was not responsible for the decline of Native American civilization.
dogbox Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
And surname, of course. Like H’alum above, I heard “Doctor Faust” and also thought “Mann”.
y07 Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
careful, boys. you’re slipping.
Peon Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
guys–the articles about the presidency are all based on hearsay. The committee is incredibly tight-lipped, and the reporters are just grasping at any leads. No official announcement has been made, thus no prez yet.
Ivy Gate Commenter Says:
February 11th, 2007 at 3:31 am
Marc Goodheart, is that you?