URGENT! Put Away Your Textbooks, Gravity Bongs!

by Chris Beam | January 16, 2007 at 9:06 am

URGENT! Put Away Your Textbooks, Gravity Bongs!The politician offspring Facebook page: putting bread on the blogger’s table since 2004. There was John Frist, then-Senate Majority Leader Bill’s son, and his love of Natty Light-stocked utility belts. There was Bob Corker’s daughter and her love of other women. But nothing can compare to this, the Holy Grail of political spawn on the Web: Barbara Bush has a Facebook page.

Or, if you prefer, the naked-party-attending, fake-ID-using, triple-fist-tailgating, luscious lush of a first daughter has a Facebook page, and we need to see it.

She’s listed in the Yale and New York networks as “Barbara B,” but only existing friends can click through. Surely, one of you has penetrated this elite circle and will sell her out for the thanks of a grateful, fiending nation. E-mail screen grabs to our tip line, and we’ll take care of the rest. Others: friend request, friend request, friend request. Together, we can shatter what few token shards of young person normalcy Babs has left. Or just make her feel very, very popular.

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5 Responses to “URGENT! Put Away Your Textbooks, Gravity Bongs!”

  1. ACK Says:
    January 16th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    couldn’t find her. :(

  2. just some dude Says:
    January 16th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    eh, she’s only first-daughter-hot

  3. Jess Says:
    January 16th, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    This is awesome, unless of course one of her “friends” is reading this and tips her off …

  4. Loyal Royal Says:
    January 16th, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    This is the first time I’ve felt that O.G. Facebook elitism since they opened it to second-tier Ivies. Get your own famous friends…. Fresh for ‘07, you suckas!

  5. camouflauge Says:
    March 5th, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    Don’t call her “Babs!”