Evan Gogel Should Get Beat Up More Often
When we wrote about the Battle of the Baker’s Dozen last week — the New Year’s Eve assault of poor, defenseless Yale a cappella singers — and included photos of the beating these guys took, readers reacted strongly. In comments and emails, they were horrified, outraged, and also, um, a little turned on.
Frequent commenter Columbia2010er was the first to venture out onto the contusion-fetish limb, writing “Is it wrong of me to say that the guy in the fourth picture is kind of hot?”
No, Columbia2010er, no it’s not. Sadly, while there is an ongoing certified MEDIA FRENZY surrounding the brawl, no one is following up on the wounded beauty of Evan Gogel ‘10. But an IvyGate investigation has revealed that Gogel is even hotter when not bruised to shit, and ladies, it’s his birf on Feb. 3. We’re sure he’d love a heart-shaped icepack. More pics (seriously, check out his Facebook page, he’s always surrounded by women) after the jump.
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January 17th, 2007 at 10:00 am
You people are ridiculous.
January 17th, 2007 at 10:14 am
His hat makes me want to puke. There’s a difference between “vintage,” and “ghetto as shit.”
January 17th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I live across the hall from him. He is a ladies’ man. And the hat is legitimately old, not fake old.
January 17th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
That kid looks like a serious bro.
January 17th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Damn, why’s he gotta be straight? Let’s hope he’s a bro, hah.
January 17th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Wrong. He’s hotter when he’s beat up. Hope he’s submissive.
January 17th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
what ANP said
January 17th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Um, yeah–go to Middlebury, where they give preference to the freakishly gay kind.
January 17th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
re: heart shaped ice pack…
Ikea sells a really cute ice -tray- that has heart-shaped ice cubes. Ice-hearts. Good for ironic statements about exes, also lame romantic overtures, general fun.
January 17th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Haha the frat hat should get him beaten up twice more.
January 17th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
i hooked up with that kid. best night of my life
January 17th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
columbia2010er, I feel your pain.
January 17th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
who are those girls? I don’t let Evan talk to other girls.
January 18th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
ha, this kid wrote and recorded a song for his g/f after she broke up with him in HS – everyone at the bro’s high school’s got it. terribly embarrassing funny stuff. post that ivygate and give the face some emotion!
January 18th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Um, I don’t think it counts if you’re always surrounded by the SAME girls.
January 18th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
IVYGATE! Do you realize there are all of….4 girls here? Yep, that’s Yale.
January 18th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Ever since I heard the song he wrote for his ex, I knew his destiny would be on stage. I also knew his destiny would involve bruises.
Evan Gogel is too gay for San Francisco, why am I not surprised? That he displayed his injuries in a pouty headshot is an added laugh.
January 19th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
I know evan gogel..very well…I went to the same high school as him and yes he is good looking but he didnt deserve what happened to him. He is extremely talented and gosh get a life and stop mocking this situation by commenting on his looks and battle wounds.
January 21st, 2007 at 7:19 pm
gogel rocked my world 12 times over one night at scouts. he put my in the oven as a loaf of bread and i came out a bakers dozen.
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:06 am
It was a fight you lost. Get over it. Diversify your investment, geez.
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:06 am
It was a fight you lost. Get over it. Diversify your investment, geez.
June 2nd, 2007 at 10:09 am
i know evan and he is one of the sweetest person i have ever met. he is so talented and this is really sad. i saw him recently and trust me all girls love him!