Horny & Elitist Seeks Same – i4i
Despite what some tabloids would have you believe, Ivy Leaguers aren’t getting laid left and right. Sometimes, they even have to turn to Craigslist’s Casual Encounters listings to fit sex into their busy schedules. And when they do, they keep those Ivy stereotypes filled to the brim. (Links NSFW.)
- They name-drop.
- They’re exclusive.
- They plan ahead. [Ed.: Deleted by author; it was a Dec. 2 ad for a Dec. 12-14 study days friend at Columbia.]
- They make to-do lists.
- They write in academese.
- And of course, they’re unbelievably arrogant.
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December 4th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
can harvard people not get laid??
December 4th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
I’m feeling oppressed by the heteronormativity in this posting. There’s even more of all of this to be had on the m4m pages (at least in Boston; just search for Harvard. Be warned, these postings are not for the faint of heart). Of course, only on the gay pages can Harvard kids be outdone when it comes to arrogance and exclusivity.
December 4th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Do not proper English Women use riding crops during sex?
December 4th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
“Maintain your grade’s for your professor”?
That’s not academese, that’s ignorance…
December 4th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
“That’s not academese, that’s ignorance…”
That’s not ignorance, that’s the Ivy League.
December 4th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
No, that’s retardation trying to pose as Ivy League.
December 4th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
No, that’s retardation pretending to be the Ivy League.
December 5th, 2006 at 12:45 am
Make this the next Alex Vayner: ask these people out on a date and comment extensively on them. Dig out the married people in particular and expose them. Your website will be a riot at that point.
Date some horny middle aged married dudes, write about them, and then watch the visit counters tick up.
December 5th, 2006 at 6:05 am
Pretending to be from Harvard has its advantages, I guess.
If it turned out that a significant amount of the middle aged Harvard faculty actually was on the Craiglist prowl, that would be marvelous.