Academia Erotica Formulaica
“Congratulations, you have a sex column! Here’s a number where you can commission a photographer and web designer, and here’s a thesaurus for the male genitalia. You can start making eye contact with your father again in four to six years!”
When you sign up to be a sex columnist, is there one centralized madam who hands out a one-size-fits-all publicity kit? We just came across the web site of one Jessica Gold Haralson, Penn’s resident “sex-positive feminist” and “intellectual pervert” (okay, we kinda like that), and it’s a clone of almost every other Carrie Bradshaw wannabe’s. Below, compare pale Haralson to embattled Datskovsky and their esteemed colleague, the Washingtonienne:
Yes, that actually does read “Ivy League-r. Out of yours.”

Subtle:

What do you think, should we redesign our site too?
